Driving down the "local street" on his way "home" with a HOT black coffee in hand ..........

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

What a dimwit.

I guess nobody was there with their Mobile. This might do though.  ;D

http://images.smh.com.au/2014/12/02/6048601/vd-shorten-funnyface.jpg

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f5/f558edc82aa1ba4a4b21aa07cb2df0ea0344ee6f4bc6854981d2e3c0dfcf1feb.jpg

http://www.drunkdrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/My-friends-wont-let-me-have-just-one.jpg
http://www.strangebeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/drunk/22.jpg

just sayin ,

namaste

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:28pm:

Driving down the highway, cup of HOT black coffee in hand ..........

The lefties will try to blame Tony for this   ;)

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:39pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:28pm: Driving down the highway, cup of HOT black coffee in hand .......... The lefties will try to blame Tony for this   ;)

no, but this leftie will point out that the right can't help but lie, even on something as mundane as this

what highway was he driving down? :D :D :D

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:39pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:28pm: Driving down the highway, cup of HOT black coffee in hand .......... The lefties will try to blame Tony for this   ;)

he spilt his coffee ...

of course he did.. ::) ::) ::)

dont drive and drink Bill it take sa special kind of person to be able do that. ;D ;D

Dear John,

Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Well, tell us what highway he was on?

Nepean?

We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts.

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:56pm:

Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290

Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link

Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street."

so I'll ask again, what highway?

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:03pm:

We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts.

what about the that High Level telescope to find them first.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:03pm:

We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts.

maybe he can use yours?

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:02pm:

Nepean?

Was it?  You are telling the fairy tales.


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Driving down the highway, cup of HOT black coffee in hand ..........

How many parked cars do you see at the side of the Nepean Highway?

the highway of life... wa*&k@#s dont get out much to enjoy the highways and byways of every day life.. boiy I do hope shortarse had a good reason for being in Carlton.... ::) ::)the wife might ask more questions than the cops..who didnt ask any.. ::) ::)

burning nuts anyone????...

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:05pm:

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:03pm: We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts. maybe he can use yours?

I don't have one but I hear your doctor needed one for your circumcision

John Smith wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:04pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:56pm: Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street." so I'll ask again, what highway?

I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street".  Happy now? ::)

bugger off, taxi driver. read the OP again. Cease and desist being a PITA.

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:04pm: Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:56pm: Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street." so I'll ask again, what highway? I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street".  Happy now? ::)

Sure, and, as Mr Smith has pointed out....you lied.  Nothing new.

....and in BREAKING NEWS...Clara Bell had her curls straightened.

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 4:28pm:

Driving down the "local street" on his way "home" with a HOT black coffee in hand .......... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 What a dimwit. I guess nobody was there with their Mobile. This might do though.  ;D http://images.smh.com.au/2014/12/02/6048601/vd-shorten-funnyface.jpg

lol @ that pic..

i'd have loved to have seen a Breatho done..

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:54pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:28pm: Driving down the "local street" on his way "home" with a HOT black coffee in hand .......... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 What a dimwit. I guess nobody was there with their Mobile. This might do though.  ;D http://images.smh.com.au/2014/12/02/6048601/vd-shorten-funnyface.jpg lol @ that pic.. i'd have loved to have seen a Breatho done..

........it was a Sunday morning.

Quote:

Federal Opposition Leader Bill Shorten crashed into a number of parked cars after spilling hot coffee in his lap while driving in Melbourne on Sunday morning, his office has confirmed. Mr Shorten's office said the Labor leader was driving in the suburb of Carlton when he sideswiped two vehicles. He was driving his late mother's car at the time. Mr Shorten is now dealing with insurance claims in relation to the damage. A spokesman for Victoria Police said there was no official report of an incident matching that description. He said under Victorian law if no-one was injured, people could exchange details without making a police report. The crash was first raised publicly by an anonymous caller to Melbourne commercial radio station 3AW who said they came across a "quite a prominent Opposition politician" in the aftermath of an accident. "On Sunday morning I was doing some gardening, heard a loud bang," the caller said. "Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street." "[I] noticed the gentlemen who got out of his car quite shaken. "I asked him what happened? He spilt a short black on his lap and wrote off his car." The ABC has not been able to verify the account.

So he crashed his Late Mother's car ... no problem then.  His Mother died earlier this year, apparently.  So he was driving along on a SUNDAY morning (just back from Mass, perhaps) sucking on a HOT black coffee ......... then suddenly

;D ;D Poor Billy, burned his balls.  ;D

Aussie wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:28pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:09pm: John Smith wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:04pm: Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:56pm: Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street." so I'll ask again, what highway? I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street".  Happy now? ::) Sure, and, as Mr Smith has pointed out....you lied.  Nothing new.

street,road,highway....

Isn't it funny how pretend lawyers like peccahead and the taxi driver get all worked up over trivial details.

Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:08pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:05pm: Baronvonrort wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:03pm: We will probably need an electron microscope to diagnose the damage to his nuts. maybe he can use yours? I don't have one but I hear your doctor needed one for your circumcision

true ... the one he had was unusable as he had already used it to remove your clitoris

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 5:09pm:

John Smith wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 5:04pm: Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 4:56pm: Dear John, Would I ever start a thread that wasn't reported in Our ABC? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/shorten-sideswipes-parked-cars/6947290 Yes Nef ... saw the link in the OP. From your link Went around the corner, noticed a car wedged between the median strip and the parked cars between Rathdowne Street and Drummond Street." so I'll ask again, what highway? I don't know what "highway" ... have now changed it to "street".  Happy now? ::)

thankyou

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Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:32pm:

Arsie ALWAYS lies. He knows how to get MURDERERS off by lying. He thinks the guy who murdered Daniel Morcombe is INNOCENT. Arsie is a disgusting creep.

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Arsie ALWAYS lies. He knows how to get MURDERERS off by lying. He thinks the guy who murdered Daniel Morcombe is INNOCENT. Arsie is a disgusting creep.

You are being quite personally abusive there Neferti....and .... let's just allow the rest to go through to the 'keeper.

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:32pm:

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Way too late, Neferti.

Neferti wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:33pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 6:32pm: Arsie ALWAYS lies. He knows how to get MURDERERS off by lying. He thinks the guy who murdered Daniel Morcombe is INNOCENT. Arsie is a disgusting creep.

For the record.

Aussie wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 6:37pm:

Neferti wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 6:32pm: . Way too late, Neferti.

Is that the odor of singed scrotum I smell?

Does Neferti have a scrotum!!!!!!!!  Tell me it ain't so!

Aussie wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 8:49pm:

Does Neferti have a scrotum!!!!!!!!  Tell me it ain't so!

If she did she would be like a son to you Aussie.

AiA wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 8:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 8:49pm: Does Neferti have a scrotum!!!!!!!!  Tell me it ain't so! If she did she would be like a son to you Aussie.

Not a chance in Hell.

AiA wrote on Nov 17^th, 2015 at 8:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 8:49pm: Does Neferti have a scrotum!!!!!!!!  Tell me it ain't so! If she did she would be like a son to you Aussie.

son of TROLL..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D..

now nef will be violently ill..

back to shortarses NUTS.. do you think they will be able to save them?????....after seeing his silly haircut he cant really afford to look any worse can he..

balless Bill...roasted nuts... ::) ::)

Do lefties have tight little balls and righties have big bouncy balls that hang down to their kneecaps?

Just askin'

It looks like Tony has quite small ones.....a baby budgie in those red dick tog speedo's. He might be a leftie in rightie clothing.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 18^th, 2015 at 8:34am:

Do lefties have tight little balls and righties have big bouncy balls that hang down to their kneecaps? Just askin' It looks like Tony has quite small ones.....a baby budgie in those red dick tog speedo's. He might be a leftie in rightie clothing.

well he kept his quite didnt he it was shortarse that thought 16 year old girls needed an early education.. >:( >:( >:(...it is after all what one does with them in the end isnt it??? I am sure bills ex wife would like to tell you what she would do with them.. ::) ::)

cods wrote on Nov 18^th, 2015 at 8:53am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 8:34am: Do lefties have tight little balls and righties have big bouncy balls that hang down to their kneecaps? Just askin' It looks like Tony has quite small ones.....a baby budgie in those red dick tog speedo's. He might be a leftie in rightie clothing. well he kept his quite didnt he it was shortarse that thought 16 year old girls needed an early education.. >:( >:( >:(...it is after all what one does with them in the end isnt it??? I am sure bills ex wife would like to tell you what she would do with them.. ::) ::)

OUCH!!!......ex wives that have been cheated on are scary, some have even castrated their cheating men. Imagine doing that for realz? You'd have to be off your rocker.

What a pathetic thread. But it looks like it has kept the oldies amused.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/1a/0d/1e1a0d1355f26e3383cbc9fc8cbc53b7.jpg

http://media.nbcsandiego.com/images/653*367/drunk+driver+hits+parked+cars+serra+mesa.jpg

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 18^th, 2015 at 1:10pm:

cods wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 8:53am: Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 8:34am: Do lefties have tight little balls and righties have big bouncy balls that hang down to their kneecaps? Just askin' It looks like Tony has quite small ones.....a baby budgie in those red dick tog speedo's. He might be a leftie in rightie clothing. well he kept his quite didnt he it was shortarse that thought 16 year old girls needed an early education.. >:( >:( >:(...it is after all what one does with them in the end isnt it??? I am sure bills ex wife would like to tell you what she would do with them.. ::) ::) OUCH!!!......ex wives that have been cheated on are scary, some have even castrated their cheating men. Imagine doing that for realz? You'd have to be off your rocker.

do you think they should now ban hot coffee whilst driving pansi????>...I mean isnt it just as dangerous as smoking in a car.. by the sound of this?...