... at the funeral of his recent niece-aged bedmate who was half his age.

The silly vacuous little girl committed suicide when he decided there were no more good roots to be had with her - and so he dumped her.

But then his 'photo-opportunity' performances during the funeral procession were Shakespearean. All the 'right' gestures of feigned grief ... the bowed head ... the hand-over-mouth (seeming to stifle the sounds of uncontrollable despair at her parting) ... the face raised to the heavens with eyes squeezed shut in pained bereavement ...

The guy had me in stitches. It doesn't get any more phony than this, but I think her relatives bought it - and I suppose that achieved his purpose in flying to Ireland. 

If only these cashed-up Sugar Daddies who are well into their 50's would stop selecting niece-aged girls to sleep with, they wouldn't be making such public fools of themselves.   

 
link

Herbie out for him morning troll.

Get a new hobby, bud.

you really are a troll aren't you Herb?

Johnsmith wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 8:16am:

you really are a troll aren't you Herb?

And a creep.

(There was never any doubt about him being a troll)

Johnsmith wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 8:16am:

you really are a troll aren't you Herb?

The textbook definition of one, actually.

"One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument."

herb this rather sweet fragile girl took her own life....this it isnt about this man.... he didnt kill her why do you turn something as sad as this into something gross and ugly. >:(

if you cannot say anything nice.

then dont say anything at all..

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 11:29am:

herb this rather sweet fragile girl took her own life....this it isnt about this man.... he didnt kill her why do you turn something as sad as this into something gross and ugly. >:( if you cannot say anything nice. then dont say anything at all..

He does it for his own amusement.

He really is one of the worst trolls imaginable.

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 11:29am:

herb this rather sweet fragile girl took her own life....this it isnt about this man.... he didnt kill her why do you turn something as sad as this into something gross and ugly. >:( if you cannot say anything nice. then dont say anything at all..

Sorry cods, but I have virtually zero sympathy for petulant little girls who top themselves as a way of punishing those whom they believe have 'wronged' them. Her intention was that Jim Carrey would be miserable with guilt and suffer public condemnation for having terminated their 'romance'.

The real victim here is Jim Carrey himself.

But okay codsey - next time I'll wait for a year to go by before making any such similar comments.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 12:17pm:

cods wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 11:29am: herb this rather sweet fragile girl took her own life....this it isnt about this man.... he didnt kill her why do you turn something as sad as this into something gross and ugly. >:( if you cannot say anything nice. then dont say anything at all.. Sorry cods, but I have virtually zero sympathy for petulant little girls who top themselves as a way of punishing those whom they believe have 'wronged' them. Her intention was that Jim Carrey would be miserable with guilt and suffer public condemnation for having terminated their 'romance'. The real victim here is Jim Carrey himself. But okay codsey - next time I'll wait for a year to go by before making any such similar comments.

petulant!!! is that what you call suicide...

no herb its a funeral a lot of sadness and unanswered questions.....

you really think she did it to punish Carrey...REALLY..

you know so much ..... how do you do it?..

take a really good look at Cathrionas face and tell me she was a a person who would think like that..... >:( >:(

sorry herb but sometimes you really do step over the line.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 6:47am:

... at the funeral of his recent niece-aged bedmate who was half his age. The silly vacuous little girl committed suicide when he decided there were no more good roots to be had with her - and so he dumped her. But then his 'photo-opportunity' performances during the funeral procession were Shakespearean. All the 'right' gestures of feigned grief ... the bowed head ... the hand-over-mouth (seeming to stifle the sounds of uncontrollable despair at her parting) ... the face raised to the heavens with eyes squeezed shut in pained bereavement ... The guy had me in stitches. It doesn't get any more phony than this, but I think her relatives bought it - and I suppose that achieved his purpose in flying to Ireland.  If only these cashed-up Sugar Daddies who are well into their 50's would stop selecting niece-aged girls to sleep with, they wouldn't be making such public fools of themselves.      link

This is pretty low.

You have a lot to learn, codsey - but alas, at your great age it's all too late.

Did you know that in China you can hire professional mourners?

If Jim's career takes a nose-dive he could always hire himself out as a professional mourner in Hollywood's Chinatown.

... wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:33pm:

This is pretty low.

So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm.

... wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:33pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 6:47am: ... at the funeral of his recent niece-aged bedmate who was half his age. The silly vacuous little girl committed suicide when he decided there were no more good roots to be had with her - and so he dumped her. But then his 'photo-opportunity' performances during the funeral procession were Shakespearean. All the 'right' gestures of feigned grief ... the bowed head ... the hand-over-mouth (seeming to stifle the sounds of uncontrollable despair at her parting) ... the face raised to the heavens with eyes squeezed shut in pained bereavement ... The guy had me in stitches. It doesn't get any more phony than this, but I think her relatives bought it - and I suppose that achieved his purpose in flying to Ireland.  If only these cashed-up Sugar Daddies who are well into their 50's would stop selecting niece-aged girls to sleep with, they wouldn't be making such public fools of themselves.      link This is pretty low.

This is Herbie.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:46pm:

... wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:33pm: This is pretty low. So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm.

More than just a hint of envy in your voice there, Herbie.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:42pm:

You have a lot to learn, codsey - but alas, at your great age it's all too late. Did you know that in China you can hire professional mourners? If Jim's career takes a nose-dive he could always hire himself out as a professional mourner in Hollywood's Chinatown.

sadly herb your comments say more about you than Jim...and I am no lover of Jim..I can assure you...I dont know what age has to do with anything to be honest...this funeral took place in Ireland not Hollywood..and I am not sure why you want to go so low .. what point are you making???..

your comments seem more about yourself.......sadly..

check the replies you have received.. ::)

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:46pm:

... wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:33pm: This is pretty low. So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm.

No, that's a mutually beneficial relationship. 

There's only one reason men hate on other men with beautiful young women - jealousy.  Let's not get too carried way in trying to disguise it as anything else.

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:52pm:

sadly herb your comments say more about you than Jim...and I am no lover of Jim..I can assure you...I dont know what age has to do with anything to be honest...this funeral took place in Ireland not Hollywood..and I am not sure why you want to go so low .. what point are you making???.. your comments seem more about yourself.......sadly.. check the replies you have received.. ::)

It's always a problem when one makes educated and insightful comments only to discover that your audience lacks the intellectual tools to think beyond the emotions of the naive and the gullible.

My apologies, codsey.

... wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:55pm:

No, that's a mutually beneficial relationship.

It's a profoundly crude partnership-of-convenience in which the Old Guy gets to dip his wick into a young honey-pot while SHE gets to benefit in material ways just as with any prostitute. 

Dear O dear O dear ... what a pathetic line-up of old men and their young prostitutes niece-aged bedmates.

You would think at their age they would like a female partner who has lived a little and can hold a decent conversation.

But no ... it's 90% about having a good root at the end of the day.

Pathetic insecure little men.

Jim Carrey's sex-partner was practically a baby compared to some of these in the link.

link

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:27pm:

Dear O dear O dear ... what a pathetic line-up of old men and their young prostitutes niece-aged bedmates. You would think at their age they would like a female partner who has lived a little and can hold a decent conversation. But no ... it's 90% about having a good root at the end of the day. link

And one at the start, and one in the middle.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:05pm:

cods wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:52pm: sadly herb your comments say more about you than Jim...and I am no lover of Jim..I can assure you...I dont know what age has to do with anything to be honest...this funeral took place in Ireland not Hollywood..and I am not sure why you want to go so low .. what point are you making???.. your comments seem more about yourself.......sadly.. check the replies you have received.. ::) It's always a problem when one makes educated and insightful comments only to discover that your audience lacks the intellectual tools to think beyond the emotions of the naive and the gullible. My apologies, codsey.

possibly your thread would have fared better in the toolshed......I am not sure what you mean by insightful comments...I call them lewd disgusting and disrespectful. of the young women...maybe keep these sort of threads for the boys room...where you may get some appreciation.... for your educated insightful comments.

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:34pm:

possibly your thread would have fared better in the toolshed......I am not sure what you mean by insightful comments...I call them lewd disgusting and disrespectful. of the young women...maybe keep these sort of threads for the boys room...where you may get some appreciation.... for your educated insightful comments.

Codsey - tell me why women never read the newspapers - and I'll tell you why soapie-saturated female mentalities make poor judges of character, and why so many of you haven't a clue when it comes to chosing the right person for a successful marriage, but instead have spawned a huge Young Single Mothers Victimhood Welfare Industry.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:44pm:

cods wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 2:34pm: possibly your thread would have fared better in the toolshed......I am not sure what you mean by insightful comments...I call them lewd disgusting and disrespectful. of the young women...maybe keep these sort of threads for the boys room...where you may get some appreciation.... for your educated insightful comments. Codsey - tell me why women never read the newspapers - and I'll tell you why soapie-saturated female mentalities make poor judges of character, and why so many of you haven't a clue when it comes to chosing the right person for a successful marriage, but instead have spawned a huge Young Single Mothers Victimhood Welfare Industry.

I read the papers matey... and watch the news... ::) ::)

and did these single mothers spawn all these children ALONE?.....

how do you choose the right person herby.. give us your magic powers that means you never make mistakes.......you get everything right...you would make a fortune herb...at least we know where your brains are dont we dear.. ;D ;D

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:51pm:

I read the papers matey... and watch the news... ::) ::)

That's an outright porky, luv.

I expect an apology.

... wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:55pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:46pm: ... wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:33pm: This is pretty low. So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm. No, that's a mutually beneficial relationship.  There's only one reason men hate on other men with beautiful young women - jealousy.  Let's not get too carried way in trying to disguise it as anything else.

Herbie's never got over the fact that Bindi hasn't replied to his letters.

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 2:51pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 2:44pm: cods wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 2:34pm: possibly your thread would have fared better in the toolshed......I am not sure what you mean by insightful comments...I call them lewd disgusting and disrespectful. of the young women...maybe keep these sort of threads for the boys room...where you may get some appreciation.... for your educated insightful comments. Codsey - tell me why women never read the newspapers - and I'll tell you why soapie-saturated female mentalities make poor judges of character, and why so many of you haven't a clue when it comes to chosing the right person for a successful marriage, but instead have spawned a huge Young Single Mothers Victimhood Welfare Industry. I read the papers matey... and watch the news... ::) ::)

He's trying to get a rise out of you, cods.

Ignore the bitter old fool.

I've been telling everyone on here for quite some time that he's a very nasty piece of work, and it seems that some of you are now starting to realise that fact.

He gets his jollies from this sort of stuff.

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 4:55pm:

Ignore the bitter old fool.

When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks?

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks?

Oh, I ignore myself all the time.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks?

Yeas, I agree Herbert.  You should be allowed to make crappy posts and no-one ought say so.  It really is terrible.  You do have a problem though.  It seems calling cods 'codsey' is losing its magic, and she is acting all weird on you.  What is the World coming to, wot?

Aussie wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:22pm:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks? Yeas, I agree Herbert.  You should be allowed to make crappy posts and no-one ought say so.  It really is terrible.  You do have a problem though.  It seems calling cods 'codsey' is losing its magic, and she is acting all weird on you.  What is the World coming to, wot?

It's the endless ad hominem posts from habitual taggers and graffiti artists such as Gregg, John Smith, yourself, and others that is FAR more ruinous to the health and viability of this forum board than anything I've ever written.

There are dozens of good and worthy potential posters who have quietly reviewed this forum board and then decided not to join precisely because there is no control over someone like gregg and his endless tagging.

Telling me I've submitted a crappy post is fine by me ... but not when this is repeated page after page after page with no attempt to say why, or to make any kind contribution that has substance and is relevant to the title of the threads.

Freediver is something of an enigma to me.

Why, month after month, year after year he is happy to let the likes of Gregg rampage through this forum board to sh¡t in every corner he arrives at while stalking the likes of me and others for the purpose of disruption and derailment - bespeaks of an unhealthy psychology.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:22pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks? Yeas, I agree Herbert.  You should be allowed to make crappy posts and no-one ought say so.  It really is terrible.  You do have a problem though.  It seems calling cods 'codsey' is losing its magic, and she is acting all weird on you.  What is the World coming to, wot? It's the endless ad hominem posts from habitual taggers and graffiti artists such as Gregg, John Smith, yourself, and others that is FAR more ruinous to the health and viability of this forum board than anything I've ever written.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that if it helps you to sleep.

Whose suicide are you going to make fun of tomorrow Herbie, you evil little troll?

boys boys....sticks and stones...I think what is now being said has been said a billion times.. if not it seems like it..

I think suicide is a terrible thing to have to live with...terrible accidents somehow you can come to terms with eventually but not suicide...

this is btw Mental Health Week..

its time to try some tolerance and maybe less personal attacks...

to me its six of one half a dozen of the other.....

I will leave you both to ponder which is which.

sermon for the day.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:22pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks? Yeas, I agree Herbert.  You should be allowed to make crappy posts and no-one ought say so.  It really is terrible.  You do have a problem though.  It seems calling cods 'codsey' is losing its magic, and she is acting all weird on you.  What is the World coming to, wot? It's the endless ad hominem posts from habitual taggers and graffiti artists such as Gregg, John Smith, yourself, and others that is FAR more ruinous to the health and viability of this forum board than anything I've ever written. There are dozens of good and worthy potential posters who have quietly reviewed this forum board and then decided not to join precisely because there is no control over someone like gregg and his endless tagging. Telling me I've submitted a crappy post is fine by me ... but not when this is repeated page after page after page with no attempt to say why, or to make any kind contribution that has substance and is relevant to the title of the threads. Freediver is something of an enigma to me. Why, month after month, year after year he is happy to let the likes of Gregg rampage through this forum board to sh¡t in every corner he arrives at while stalking the likes of me and others for the purpose of disruption and derailment - bespeaks of an unhealthy psychology.

I readily admit that for a period only recently ended, I was on your tail because I know you have posted some complete rubbish about your personal history.  Maybe you forget that I have had the pleasure of reading you for many years, starting back at the original Debate & Relate where you were the typical Teacher's Pet and you brought them an apple a day for insurance.  The sycophantic fawning was nauseating.  So was the sleaze.  Hence, my Walter Mitty reference, which I recently abandoned, I trust you have noticed.

But, the point is Herbert, you cannot expect to come on here and post your extreme right wing 'Nazi,' your racist, your bigotted, creepy and sleazy ~ stuff,  and not get called on it.  You do not get a free swing.  No-one does, and you need to understand that you do not crap ice cream nor fart perfume.  You are no better than the rest of us, and you are not a specially protected species as you were at Debate & Relate. 

Welcome to OzPol.

Here you go Herbie you trolling, cantankerous old fool:


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Aussie wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 6:08pm:

I readily admit that for a period only recently ended, I was on your tail because I know you have posted some complete rubbish about your personal history.  Maybe you forget that I have had the pleasure of reading you for many years, starting back at the original Debate & Relate where you were the typical Teacher's Pet and you brought them an apple a day for insurance.

You're only into your second sentence and already you've had to resort to lying in order to try to make a case against me.

I never once flattered the owner of the Debate & Relate site, any more than I have done so with FD here - and you know it.

For being the snivelling little weasel that you are, it wasn't long before he kicked your arse for a conversion and never let you back in.

It's because you yourself are such an utter failure as a contributer to any Forum board you chose to go to that all you are left with to occupy yourself is to snipe at others who are more successful than yourself.

You're a whiny little girl with an inferiority complex who FD should have booted off this board ages ago.

How many times have I posted the comment in these threads that I think FD is an absolute Phuckwit for playing guardian and sponsor to the likes of gregg? I have never once crawled to a forum owner, you pathetic little girl.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 7:20pm:

Aussie wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 6:08pm: I readily admit that for a period only recently ended, I was on your tail because I know you have posted some complete rubbish about your personal history.  Maybe you forget that I have had the pleasure of reading you for many years, starting back at the original Debate & Relate where you were the typical Teacher's Pet and you brought them an apple a day for insurance. You're only into your second sentence and already you've had to resort to lying in order to try to make a case against me. I never once flattered the owner of the Debate & Relate site, any more than I have done so with FD here - and you know it. For being the snivelling little weasel that you are, it wasn't long before he kicked your arse for a conversion and never let you back in. It's because you yourself are such an utter failure as a contributer to any Forum board you chose to go to that all you are left with to occupy yourself is to snipe at others who are more successful than yourself. You're a whiny little girl with an inferiority complex who FD should have booted off this board ages ago. How many times have I posted the comment in these threads that I think FD is an absolute Phuckwit for playing guardian and sponsor to the likes of gregg? I have never once crawled to a forum owner, you pathetic little girl.

Yeas Herbert, we all know that.  Stay cool and calm Herbert.  I'm sure that if Brian Ross strolls into this Thread, he'll set me right.

This one has me mesmerised.


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For being the snivelling little weasel that you are, it wasn't long before he kicked your arse for a conversion and never let you back in.

Who is 'he?'  What 'conversation?'

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 7:20pm:

Aussie wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 6:08pm: I readily admit that for a period only recently ended, I was on your tail because I know you have posted some complete rubbish about your personal history.  Maybe you forget that I have had the pleasure of reading you for many years, starting back at the original Debate & Relate where you were the typical Teacher's Pet and you brought them an apple a day for insurance. You're only into your second sentence and already you've had to resort to lying in order to try to make a case against me. I never once flattered the owner of the Debate & Relate site, any more than I have done so with FD here - and you know it. For being the snivelling little weasel that you are, it wasn't long before he kicked your arse for a conversion and never let you back in. It's because you yourself are such an utter failure as a contributer to any Forum board you chose to go to that all you are left with to occupy yourself is to snipe at others who are more successful than yourself. You're a whiny little girl with an inferiority complex who FD should have booted off this board ages ago. How many times have I posted the comment in these threads that I think FD is an absolute Phuckwit for playing guardian and sponsor to the likes of gregg? I have never once crawled to a forum owner, you pathetic little girl.

I broke Herbie    ;D

Yadda and Herbie: I broke them both in one week.

Cool   :)

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 1:46pm:

So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm.

Having a sugar daddy gets boring after a while. Nice to see how your sexist one-sided you are on the issue referring to the woman as the "trollop" while the "daddy" is the real victim here.

As for Carey. That guy has always scared me. He's like the modern versh of Andy Kaufman creepiness. How much of Cary's act is an act and much of it is an underlying mental illness? As long as the guy never makes another movie.

Jeez. What have you ever done that gives you the right to dis him?

Are you jealous that he can take a younger woman?
It's just natural you know. Because older women often produce spastic children.

Nobody wants a woman who will have a good chance of producing a spastic child. Just natural, deal with it sunshine.

Amadd wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 1:28am:

Jeez. What have you ever done that gives you the right to dis him? Are you jealous that he can take a younger woman? It's just natural you know. Because older women often produce spastic children.

So what are you trying to say here? Your mother is old?

In the meantime, do enjoy your low-IQ Jim Carey movies. Explains a lot about you.

By the way, Carey can't take a "younger woman," his money does that for him. Idiot.

Even a drastically sub average IQ would rationalize better than that.

Did you pass grade 2 math by any chance?

Women are attracted to money, power and fame. ..for good reason. I'll let you work out that reason for yourself. Don't let your nose bleed.

Such irony coming from a admitted Jim Carey fan.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/81/11/27/811127250539fa23fc9fa3af2994e55f.jpg

Carey is a comedic genius.

I'm laughing so hard even thinking of him..haha.

poo he is so funny  ;D

"After a failed abortion and several ultrasound scans making their way to conspiracy theorists across America, Jim Carrey finally entered the world on January 17, 1962, coincidentally at the same time Pope John Benedict XXIII had a heart attack and died in agony. His parents were (apparently) Kathleen Carrey, a temporary homemaker, and Percy Carrey, an accountant and musician. Carrey's parents described him as "...very hyper and on crack most of the time. Jim started out by always making funny faces and talking in weird captions. They decided to have him diagnosed, and when the only result that came back was Brain cancer, we figured that he was a comedian and immediately booked him at the local nightclub." Carrey has three siblings, John, Rita and Patricia, all of whom had decided from an early age that they would grow up to be a family band, although the idea fell flat once Jim hit it big as a stand-up comedian and famous actor, with his first major movie Dr. Suess' When the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). He is known as a Greek God by the fast majority of Jamaican architects including James Blunt.

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Carrey and his family lived in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, home to Canada's Largest Ribfest, where Carrey attended Aldershot High School. He was bottom of the class in many subjects, including math, English and sexual education, but apparently was outstanding in drama. Carrey's acting teacher wrote in his end of year report: "Carrey was hilarious, eh? He screamed so much we died laughing! His acting is poo, but how he flailed his arms! It's aboot time someone of such comedic talent came to this school!" In his final year, Jim won several awards, such as Most Annoying, Most Likely to Star in a Stupid Comedy aboot a Pet Detective or something, Most Time Spent Screaming and the coveted Weirdest Facial Expressions. Following high school, Carrey expected to start work in the salt mines, but instead got a low-pay job doing stand-up comedy in a local Yak Yak's. He was quickly banned after attempting to defecate on club founder Mark Breslin. Because of this, Carrey moved to Los Angeles, where he joined club The Comedy Store. Carrey was soon banned for much the same reasons, but was noticed by comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who hired Carrey to perform in his tour. Carrey would shout like a maniac, scream something along the lines of "Rodney, RODNEEEYYYYYYY!!" and jump offstage, to wild laughter from the audience."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jim_Carrey

Wow! You are so buggered up!

Is there a degree for that amount of buggered upedness?

Only a Jim Carrey fan would not "get" a parody of Jim Carrey.

Marla wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 12:23am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 1:46pm: So are the plethora of aging Sugar Daddies we see traipsing around town with niece-aged trollops on their arm. Having a sugar daddy gets boring after a while. Nice to see how your sexist one-sided you are on the issue referring to the woman as the "trollop" while the "daddy" is the real victim here.

That's the trade-off with these vulgar people.

"You've got the money - and I've got the young 'toys' that your waning libido and your aging vanity is in need of".


Marla wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 12:23am:

As for Carey. That guy has always scared me. He's like the modern versh of Andy Kaufman creepiness. How much of Cary's act is an act and much of it is an underlying mental illness? As long as the guy never makes another movie.

Andy Kaufman - I had to look that up. I don't recognise the face.

Carey's first few movies were just plain irritating - but then someone told him to slow down and not be so manic and 'hyper', and that's when he began to produce moments of comic genius that have become iconic in the Halls of Comedic brilliance.

As with so many other screen comedians - (Barry Humphreys immediately comes to mind) - his best 'performances' have been during interviews where he has extemporised with off-the-cuff humorous antics. 

Those exaggerated expressions and face-pulling during the funeral procession is vintage 'Jim Carrey'. I recognised it immediately. Have a look at the others in the procession ... not her brothers, nor her mother, nor anyone else is taking this photo-opportunity to 'perform'. Turn a camera on someone like Jim Carrey and he simply can't help himself but switch to his 'stage persona'.

Welcome back, Marla - and thank you for not confining your comments entirely to pointless ad hominem.

cods wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 6:01pm:

boys boys....sticks and stones...I think what is now being said has been said a billion times.. if not it seems like it.. I think suicide is a terrible thing to have to live with ...

Exactly ... and that's what this childlike 'girlfriend' very unfairly dumped into Jim Carrey's lap for him to suffer for the rest of his life as punishment for having dumped her.

Are you beginning to see the picture now, codsey-my-sweet?

Amadd wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 1:49am:

Women are attracted to money, power and fame. ..for good reason. I'll let you work out that reason for yourself. Don't let your nose bleed.

I'll add another to your list, Ahmed ...

Women are also attracted to Bad Boyz ... like moths to a flame. They LOVE the anti-establishment 'F-U' anti-social attitude of the socio-paths who live among us.

And they LOVE 'victims' of an 'unfair and judgmental society'. Black fellows, Muslims, criminals, the homeless, Abos .. etc.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 5:59am:

Welcome back, Marla - and thank you for not confining your comments entirely to pointless ad hominem.

Enjoy it while it last.

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11^th, 2015 at 5:47pm:

Aussie wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:22pm: Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 5:16pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 11th, 2015 at 4:55pm: Ignore the bitter old fool. When O WHEN will you ever follow your own advice, sweet-cheeks? Yeas, I agree Herbert.  You should be allowed to make crappy posts and no-one ought say so.  It really is terrible.  You do have a problem though.  It seems calling cods 'codsey' is losing its magic, and she is acting all weird on you.  What is the World coming to, wot? It's the endless ad hominem posts from habitual taggers and graffiti artists such as Gregg, John Smith, yourself, and others that is FAR more ruinous to the health and viability of this forum board than anything I've ever written. no, it's trolls like you that are ruining it There are dozens of good and worthy potential posters who have quietly reviewed this forum board and then decided not to join precisely because there is no control over someone like gregg and his endless tagging. name them? Telling me I've submitted a crappy post is fine by me ... but not when this is repeated page after page after page with no attempt to say why, or to make any kind contribution that has substance and is relevant to the title of the threads. but you are told why, you're just not listening Freediver is something of an enigma to me. I'm sure he's not your only enigma Why, month after month, year after year he is happy to let the likes of Gregg rampage through this forum board to sh¡t in every corner he arrives at while stalking the likes of me and others for the purpose of disruption and derailment - bespeaks of an unhealthy psychology. ohh poor didums doesn't like gregs posts?

Marla wrote on Oct 12^th, 2015 at 6:41am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 12th, 2015 at 5:59am: Welcome back, Marla - and thank you for not confining your comments entirely to pointless ad hominem. Enjoy it while it last.

I've decided to re-adopt you as my American God-Niece.

While you're here, let me ask you:-

What do you like about living in America ... and what don't you like about living in America.

(No answer. I think she's back on the bong again).

Take your time, Marla.

When you're ready.

You really don't want me to answer that.

Marla wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 1:15pm:

You really don't want me to answer that.

Correct.

I had nothing to do at the time, so I just thought I'd throw a spanner in your works.

But now I'm feeling ... remorseful.

If you want to make a Victimhood Statement - then please feel free to do so. It might give us BOTH some closure ...  8-)

Conversing with you is victim enough, Herb.

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Inspiring Jim Carrey - We are Eternal

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