... post up a video of you doing some burlesque or belly-dancing?

How about you, codsey? Neferti? Lisa? Dame Pansi?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgVKpVEGcoA

Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... 8-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbershbd8gg

So this is where the desperate and dateless guys of OzPol hang out?

::)

Ajax wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 5:42pm:

Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... 8-)

Sorry, but I came up through the '50's when women had meat on their legs.

At that time all the glamour shots of women showed full thighs and well-rounded bodies. They were shapely with their womanly assets. Full hips, full bums, etc.

But then things went pear-shaped.

The homosexuals who dominated the fashion and modelling industries - with the help of the 'Health Studio' industries - started propagandising to these full-bodied gorgeous-looking young women that they were 'fat' and "needed to lose weight".

Within a very short time women then started to present themselves as 'lithe', 'slim' and 'athletic-looking' in Mens magazines, beauty contests, movies, advertisements for beach-wear, etc ... (ie. skinny and shapeless, and with body-types that resemble exactly that of tall 14-year old boys).

The Gay community had achieved its purpose of masculinising the female form - and the health studios were making a motsa with their exercise rooms  packed to the rafters with gorgeous females on a desperate and sweaty mission to reduce their body-mass to that of early-teenage boys.

And this trend continues.

I was once working with a gang unloading shipping containers in a warehouse yard - and created a seismic event when I told them I thought Elle Macpherson was ugly in face and had a very 'ordinary body' that was on the skinny side with stringy muscles showing.

Have a look at the world beauty contests now ... skinny ... skinny ... skinny.

You younger generationers haven't a clue. You've been brainwashed into thinking a young woman's body should look 'athletic' with as little curves and dips as possible.

The burlesque woman in my video is exactly how the Ideal Woman was perceived for at least 100 years before the gays and the gym owners took control of the agenda.

Just saying.  8-)

(A 'merkin' - that's a new one on me. That'll be my Word for the Day: 'merkin'.)

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:24am:

So this is where the desperate and dateless guys of OzPol hang out? ::)

No peeking, Lisa!

Ajax wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 5:42pm:

Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... 8-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbershbd8gg

None of those girls look like virgins.

And incidentally - due to the tasteless, brutish-and-crude mentality of you post-'50's generationers a great number of the images shown on most porn sites are disgusting and without any merit from the point of view of being 'sexy'.

A lot of the images could be classified as medical illustrations for trainee nurses hoping to work in the obstetrics field. It's utterly pathetic, ignorant, and brutish.

You guys haven't a f***ing clue what 'sexy' should look like. You people have a 'rape' mentality when it comes to gazing upon the female form. Wham Bam thank you ma'am.

You heavy-breathers need sensitivity classes. You need to learn finesse, style, and a mature attitude towards the gorgeous offerings of female sexuality.

'Respect' is what some of you dudes are missing if some of these porno images are anything to go by.

8-)

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 7:52am:

Ajax wrote on Aug 5th, 2015 at 5:42pm: Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... 8-) Sorry, but I came up through the '50's when women had meat on their legs. At that time all the glamour shots of women showed full thighs and well-rounded bodies. They were shapely with their womanly assets. Full hips, full bums, etc. But then things went pear-shaped. The homosexuals who dominated the fashion and modelling industries - with the help of the 'Health Studio' industries - started propagandising to these full-bodied gorgeous-looking young women that they were 'fat' and "needed to lose weight". Within a very short time women then started to present themselves as 'lithe', 'slim' and 'athletic-looking' in Mens magazines, beauty contests, movies, advertisements for beach-wear, etc ... (ie. skinny and shapeless, and with body-types that resemble exactly that of tall 14-year old boys). The Gay community had achieved its purpose of masculinising the female form - and the health studios were making a motsa with their exercise rooms  packed to the rafters with gorgeous females on a desperate and sweaty mission to reduce their body-mass to that of early-teenage boys. And this trend continues. I was once working with a gang unloading shipping containers in a warehouse yard - and created a seismic event when I told them I thought Elle Macpherson was ugly in face and had a very 'ordinary body' that was on the skinny side with stringy muscles showing. Have a look at the world beauty contests now ... skinny ... skinny ... skinny. You younger generationers haven't a clue. You've been branwashed into thinking a young woman's body should look 'athletic' with as little curves and dips as possible. The burlesque woman in my video is exactly how the Ideal Woman was perceived for at least 100 years before the gays and the gym owners took control of the agenda. Just saying.  8-)

Have you considered the possibility that for some of us "younger" girls....we were tall, skinny, athletic sticks with no curves because irrespective of how much we ate, we had a fast metabolism and could not put on weight?

I can personally assure you that it was not an easy gig being the only girl wearing a tank top with no bra underneath for PE at school and pretending I had a period like everyone else around me did.

At age 15, my body finally decided it was my time....but still no curves or boobs appeared.

And I never really needed a bra either ...so I used to wear those push up bras to help me look feminine. Even then, that was at age 18 and I was at University plus working for a Corporation so I felt compelled to look the part.

Then finally....it happened. I got pregnant and gave birth to my twins and for the 1st time there were decent curves around my hips and nice feminine boobs which made me feel right and helped boost my confidence.

But now I have the body of a mummy.... complete with stretch marks on my tummy and a beauty of a caesarean scar.

That woman in your clip has the body of a mummy in her 40's Herb. It really isn't much to look at IMO.

I see it every single day.

::)

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4023/4606059040_6bd24331b1_m.jpg

Pretty average mummy body there IMO.

Anyone know how old she is or how many kids she has?

Herb...I'm sure you'd know given you initially posted her clip.

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:15am:

Have you considered the possibility that for some of us "younger" girls....we were tall, skinny, athletic sticks with no curves because irrespective of how much we ate, we had a fast metabolism and could not put on weight?

Hold it right THERE!, female dudette.

I have been specifically referring to those young women who go before the professional cameras as models for advertising products that show their figure, and for those who tread the board-walk in fashion shows.

And those who appear in movies in roles where their legs appear in beach scenes, etc.

Skinny as tall 14 year old schoolboys. A pederast's delight. And all by design, courtesy of the gays and the exercise industries.

Shock! Horror! "Darling - does my bum look big in this dress?"

"It does, dear, and you KNOW that ruins my fantasies about making love to you as a boy ... "

"Oh gosh! I'm sorry about that, Rodney! We'd better signing me up at the local gym".

Newsflash : Your arse is supposed to look 'Kardashian' in that dress - that's the whole purpose of that tight-ass dress!

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 12:25pm:

... post up a video of you doing some burlesque or belly-dancing? How about you, codsey? Neferti? Lisa? Dame Pansi?

You can forget me Herb. Unlike the other women on your list....I'm married. Also, my husband might get jealous because it's been some time since he's seen me in that type of gear lol (honeymoon night)  :P

Not to worry....I just spotted this interesting bit of info from our CWA ladies topic....



gladys wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 4:48am:

Cods, Dame Pansi and some ladies suggested we all strip for the local CWA charity calendar. No more homegrown vegetables on the calendar. It is well known Cods like to rip her bra off after a few glasses of sherry but we will need to hide those old sagging melons behinds two very large Hot Cross Buns.

I reckon Cods might be a goer  :)

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:38am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:15am: Have you considered the possibility that for some of us "younger" girls....we were tall, skinny, athletic sticks with no curves because irrespective of how much we ate, we had a fast metabolism and could not put on weight? Hold it right THERE!, female dudette. I have been specifically referring to those young women who go before the professional cameras as models for advertising products that show their figure, and for those who tread the board-walk in fashion shows. And those who appear in movies in roles where their legs appear in beach scenes, etc. Skinny as tall 14 year old schoolboys. A pederast's delight. And all by design, courtesy of the gays and the exercise industries. Shock! Horror! "Darling - does my bum look big in this dress?" "It does, dear, and you KNOW that ruins my fantasies about making love to you as a boy ... " "Oh gosh! I'm sorry about that, Rodney! We'd better signing me up at the local gym". Newsflash : Your arse is supposed to look 'Kardashian' in that dress - that's the whole purpose of that tight-ass dress!

No it's not!!!!

And Kim's big, fat bulky @r$e and thighs look like $hit.

She needs urgent liposuction in those areas IMO. It just looks bloody awful. Yuk!

Look Herb...you're starting to sound like my husband. I'm beginning to think that all men go cuckoo after they turn 55.

A woman's body just needs to be average and in proportion.

That means no big @r$e, no big boobs, no big thighs.

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:41am:

Cods might be a goer  :)

I always suspected she had a cheeky side to her. She never went down to sign on at the gym when her hubby told her that ... "Yes, codsey-baby - your bum DOES look big in that dress".

So. You're all going to do a 'Helen Mirren' Calendar Girls epic? Don't forget to post it up when it's ready for viewing here. I want to see codsey's tits with tassels on them (to protect her modesty). And wearing a 'merkin'.


And now for a short intermission ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LJ6Z3dSh5c

herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:(

if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb...

we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...

belly dancers have to have navel piercing ..

well it aint happening.. :P

Time you had that cold shower Herb!  ;D ;D

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:56am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 8:41am: Cods might be a goer  :) I always suspected she had a cheeky side to her. She never went down to sign on at the gym when her hubby told her that ... "Yes, codsey-baby - your bum DOES look big in that dress". So. You're all going to do a 'Helen Mirren' Calendar Girls epic? Don't forget to post it up when it's ready for viewing here. I want to see codsey's tits with tassels on them (to protect her modesty). And wearing a 'merkin'. And now for a short intermission ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LJ6Z3dSh5c

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

have you been peeking into cwa.....I will have you banned.you old perv

Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:07am:

Time you had that cold shower Herb!  ;D ;D

he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....

cods wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:08am:

Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am: Time you had that cold shower Herb!  ;D ;D he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?....

I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper.

Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar.

Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.

cods wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:05am:

herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:( if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb... we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme... belly dancers have to have navel piercing .. well it aint happening.. :P

;D ;D ;D

You're FINALLY here  :P

Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:20am:

cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am: Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am: Time you had that cold shower Herb!  ;D ;D he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?.... I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper. Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar. Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.

hes a disgrace but now we are stuck with him and his fantasies..its embarrassing. he keeps asking me for a date.. and I have told him I only like toy boys...with money...but he still pesters me...pansi gave him the flick years ago...I do believe lisa fancies him though so he could throw his hat her way....

Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:20am:

cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:08am: Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:07am: Time you had that cold shower Herb!  ;D ;D he needs more than that red.. have you banned him from the toolshed?.... I had to, I caught him in the loo with a stripper. Claimed she was an exotic dancer or something similar. Silly old fool couldnt get it up she claimed. Whatever that means I have no idea.

Ahhhh I know what that means.

Herb has osteoarthritis in his joints and can't lift the toilet seat. :P

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:31am:

cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am: herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:( if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb... we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme... belly dancers have to have navel piercing .. well it aint happening.. :P ;D ;D ;D You're FINALLY here  :P

he is all yours lisa....I know you have the hots for him.

you seem to throw yourself at all the men that come  here...its quite obvious. to us mature ladies.

cods wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:34am:

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:31am: cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am: herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:( if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb... we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme... belly dancers have to have navel piercing .. well it aint happening.. :P ;D ;D ;D You're FINALLY here  :P he is all yours lisa....I know you have the hots for him. you seem to throw yourself at all the men that come  here...its quite obvious to us mature ladies.

Hahahahaha....

No thanks.

ONE man in my life is MORE than enough.

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:52am:

A woman's body just needs to be average and in proportion. That means no big @r$e, no big boobs, no big thighs.

'Average' doesn't draw an audience as a burlesque dancer pulling in a fat fee for her performances. 'Average' doesn't cut it in most 'glamour' industries. Page Three Girls were never the 'average' woman off the street.

I agree Kardashian has way too much 'accentuation' here and there - but then Negro boyfriends and husbands demand that their white wives have backsides that stick out like their own Negro women.

On the other hand, Coco Austin can demand a small fortune when she appears on stage at Las Vegas to wiggle her bum and jiggle her jugs.

cods wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:05am:

herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:( if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry...

Correct.

1. The priesthood 2. The Pole Dancers 3. The Good Time girls.



cods wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:05am:

... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb... we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme...

Thank you codsey - you've just explained why so many husbands secretly patronise their local brothels. Trust me, I know that from my legions of married workmates over the years - of all ethnicities.

You girls make sex-objects of yourselves until some sucker comes along and falls for your fraudulent pretensions - but then within 3 years of marrying the poor dupe you reduce yourselves to looking like frumps who wouldn't attract a second glance from anything in trousers.

The pre-marital nice long hair is cut short. No more nail-polish. No more lipstick. No more coquetry and attractive clothing and footwear. Just a bag leaning over the kitchen sink with her back to the husband when he comes home.

And then you girls have the goddamn hide to sue for divorce once your babies are born and this live-in sperm donor has served his purpose. It's off to Centrelink to sign up as yet another 'Single Mother' whose paycheck comes via her brats for the next few years.   

And another thing ... o forget it.

Here's a little music while we have a toilet break ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:41am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 5th, 2015 at 12:25pm: ... post up a video of you doing some burlesque or belly-dancing? How about you, codsey? Neferti? Lisa? Dame Pansi? You can forget me Herb. Unlike the other women on your list....I'm married. Also, my husband might get jealous because it's been some time since he's seen me in that type of gear lol (honeymoon night)  :P Not to worry....I just spotted this interesting bit of info from our CWA ladies topic.... gladys wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 4:48am: Cods, Dame Pansi and some ladies suggested we all strip for the local CWA charity calendar. No more homegrown vegetables on the calendar. It is well known Cods like to rip her bra off after a few glasses of sherry but we will need to hide those old sagging melons behinds two very large Hot Cross Buns.  I reckon Cods might be a goer  :)

You say cods likes to rip her cloths off after a few glasses of sherry. She must be permanently naked

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 10:06am:

cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am: herb.. did this escape from the "tool shed".. >:( if nothing else I am all about "class"  which you appear to have none of..stripping is hardly news...it is after all the second oldest industry... Correct. 1. The priesthood 2. The Pole Dancers 3. The Good Time girls. cods wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:05am: ... you should have gone through this stage in your teens herb... we know you are a late developer.. but really even this seems extreme... Thank you codsey - you've just explained why so many husbands secretly patronise their local brothels. Trust me, I know that from my legions of married workmates over the years - of all ethnicities. You girls make sex-objects of yourselves until some sucker comes along and falls for your fraudulent pretensions - but then within 3 years of marrying the poor dupe you reduce yourselves to looking like frumps who wouldn't attract a second glance from anything in trousers. The pre-marital nice long hair is cut short. No more nail-polish. No more lipstick. No more coquetry and attractive clothing and footwear. Just a bag leaning over the kitchen sink with her back to the husband when he comes home. And then you girls have the goddamn hide to sue for divorce once your babies are born and this live-in sperm donor has served his purpose. It's off to Centrelink to sign up as yet another 'Single Mother' whose paycheck comes via her brats for the next few years.    And another thing ... o forget it.

Good grief!

Just how much older than you was this person?

here ya go Herb...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 7:52am:

Ajax wrote on Aug 5th, 2015 at 5:42pm: Not bad Herbie, could've done without the merkin imo... 8-) Sorry, but I came up through the '50's when women had meat on their legs. At that time all the glamour shots of women showed full thighs and well-rounded bodies. They were shapely with their womanly assets. Full hips, full bums, etc. But then things went pear-shaped. The homosexuals who dominated the fashion and modelling industries - with the help of the 'Health Studio' industries - started propagandising to these full-bodied gorgeous-looking young women that they were 'fat' and "needed to lose weight". Within a very short time women then started to present themselves as 'lithe', 'slim' and 'athletic-looking' in Mens magazines, beauty contests, movies, advertisements for beach-wear, etc ... (ie. skinny and shapeless, and with body-types that resemble exactly that of tall 14-year old boys). The Gay community had achieved its purpose of masculinising the female form - and the health studios were making a motsa with their exercise rooms  packed to the rafters with gorgeous females on a desperate and sweaty mission to reduce their body-mass to that of early-teenage boys. And this trend continues. I was once working with a gang unloading shipping containers in a warehouse yard - and created a seismic event when I told them I thought Elle Macpherson was ugly in face and had a very 'ordinary body' that was on the skinny side with stringy muscles showing. Have a look at the world beauty contests now ... skinny ... skinny ... skinny. You younger generationers haven't a clue. You've been brainwashed into thinking a young woman's body should look 'athletic' with as little curves and dips as possible. The burlesque woman in my video is exactly how the Ideal Woman was perceived for at least 100 years before the gays and the gym owners took control of the agenda. Just saying.  8-) (A 'merkin' - that's a new one on me. That'll be my Word for the Day: 'merkin'.)

Well I never thought about it like that but I would say you have a very good point about homos and the rag trade, changing the image of women.

Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking.

I guess that's something we agree on.

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:14am:

And incidentally - due to the tasteless, brutish-and-crude mentality of you post-'50's generationers a great number of the images shown on most porn sites are disgusting and without any merit from the point of view of being 'sexy'. A lot of the images could be classified as medical illustrations for trainee nurses hoping to work in the obstetrics field. It's utterly pathetic, ignorant, and brutish. You guys haven't a f***ing clue what 'sexy' should look like. You people have a 'rape' mentality when it comes to gazing upon the female form. Wham Bam thank you ma'am. You heavy-breathers need sensitivity classes. You need to learn finesse, style, and a mature attitude towards the gorgeous offerings of female sexuality. 'Respect' is what some of you dudes are missing if some of these porno images are anything to go by. 8-)

If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended.

But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you.

Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us.... :)

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:21pm:

Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking. I guess that's something we agree on.

'Cat walks' - thanks for that. I was struggling to think of the name, but it failed me.

Why the hell would the fashion industry not be modelling for the average woman in the street? It makes no sense at all to have skeletal models wearing their designer clothes that are pitched at the average-woman market.

Your everyday house-wife wants to know what she would look like in these clothes that will be on sale in the clothing shops - and so it's only logical that catwalk models should resemble the average body-type.

What is NOT logical is for these homosexuals in the rag trade to display their wares on women who can only be described as looking to be in the last stages of terminal anorexia.

Gaunt, hollow-eyed, skull-faced, cadaverous-looking, Auschwitz-survivor freaks is what these homosexuals prefer to parade down the catwalk instead of women with 'body' and female sexuality.

The subtext to their motivation for mounting these 'fashion shows' is to present women as utterly sexless and unattractive. 

Ajax wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 6:24pm:

If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended. But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you. Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us.... :)

I actually didn't have you in mind, Ajax, but if you think the hat fits - then wear it.

If you think zoomed-to-the-max colour photos of women's pudenda is 'sexy' and 'aethetically pleasing' - then you're either a lesbian or I'm bugger*** gay.

;D

Burlesque?

Isn't that a lot of attitude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrDsR1uABE

There's often a lot more to it than just getting your gear off.

8-)

What about Greggy?

He said he'd do Robert Plant.

proof


Quote:

You'd so do Plant. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1279424905/3795

http://jamesfortunephotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robert-plant_067.jpg

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:01pm:

Ajax wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 6:21pm: Those models that are on the cat walks, I refer to them as coat hangers, cause that's what they are, no matter what their wearing it looks like a coat hanger is walking down the cat walk, formless, bony assed and too skinny for my liking. I guess that's something we agree on. 'Cat walks' - thanks for that. I was struggling to think of the name, but it failed me. Why the hell would the fashion industry not be modelling for the average woman in the street? It makes no sense at all to have skeletal models wearing their designer clothes that are pitched at the average-woman market. Your everyday house-wife wants to know what she would look like in these clothes that will be on sale in the clothing shops - and so it's only logical that catwalk models should resemble the average body-type. What is NOT logical is for these homosexuals in the rag trade to display their wares on women who can only be described as looking to be in the last stages of terminal anorexia. Gaunt, hollow-eyed, skull-faced, cadaverous-looking, Auschwitz-survivor freaks is what these homosexuals prefer to parade down the catwalk instead of women with 'body' and female sexuality. The subtext to their motivation for mounting these 'fashion shows' is to present women as utterly sexless and unattractive.

Where do they learn to promenade like that?

"The Ministry of Funny Walks"?

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly.

Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth. 

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Post that pic -  babe!

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 8:10pm:

Ajax wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 6:24pm: If this is directed at me, I was just trying to get into the swing of things no offence intended. But remember also that one mans trash is another's treasure, what maybe ok for me might not for you. Cheer up Herbie........the weekend is nearly upon us.... :) I actually didn't have you in mind, Ajax, but if you think the hat fits - then wear it. If you think zoomed-to-the-max colour photos of women's pudenda is 'sexy' and 'aethetically pleasing' - then you're either a lesbian or I'm bugger*** gay. ;D

Good morning all.

I have to ask....what on earth is a "pudenda"?

I've never heard of this word before.

Bobby. wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 9:33pm:

What about Greggy? He said he'd do Robert Plant. proof Quote: You'd so do Plant. Not that there's anything wrong with that. http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1279424905/3795 http://jamesfortunephotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robert-plant_067.jpg

Bobby...that guy is my dad's age.

And he looks bloody awful these days.

http://www.lookwhosturning.com/2010/08/robert-plant-born-august-20-1948/

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/robert-plant-led-zeppelin-tour_nc.jpg

Here's an even better pic lmao  :P

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

Ah - it's nice to know you've survived your latest few bongs.

So! Post up those photos and let's see if your bum looks big in that dress.

With your Italian genes, the usual stereotype is that you start off looking skinny - all elbows-and-knees ... but then end up looking roly-poly with ivory-coloured waxy skin by the time you're 35.

Soooo ... keep smoking, Marla, if you want to avoid becoming a Fat 'Momma' by the time you're 35.

;D   

Bobby. wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:00am:

Marla wrote on Aug 7th, 2015 at 6:46am: I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.  Post that pic -  babe!

Yeah! - Give us something to gossip about! Italians are famous for having big tits!  ;D

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 11:49am:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 7th, 2015 at 8:00am: Marla wrote on Aug 7th, 2015 at 6:46am: I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.  Post that pic -  babe! Yeah! - Give us something to gossip about! Italians are famous for having big tits!  ;D

Monica is proof.....ruff.....???!!!!!

http://i60.tinypic.com/5w460.jpg

Marla wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:46am:

I was thinking of putting up a modeling photo of me when I was @24 when many thought I looked anorexic back then. Hardly. Then again, this is just another lame, sexist, desperate post by Herbert to make him not feel so bad about his receded hairline, pot belly and lack of teeth.

By your photo you look bony assed to me...!!!

Get some meat on you girl, get those curves happening..!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBeVMrNXTfs

:D

That's not quite what I had in mind, Black Orchid ... :P

Lord Herbert wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:10pm:

That's not quite what I had in mind, Black Orchid ... :P

She obviously has a crush on Aussie....and just couldn't help herself  :P

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 8:30am:

Bobby. wrote on Aug 6th, 2015 at 9:33pm: What about Greggy? He said he'd do Robert Plant. proof Quote: You'd so do Plant. Not that there's anything wrong with that. http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1279424905/3795 http://jamesfortunephotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robert-plant_067.jpg Bobby...that guy is my dad's age. And he looks bloody awful these days. http://www.lookwhosturning.com/2010/08/robert-plant-born-august-20-1948/

Dear Lisa,
don't laugh at people because they are now old & ugly - it happens to us all.
Greggy was referring to his sexual attraction to Robert Plant when he looked
like he did in this picture:

http://jamesfortunephotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/robert-plant_067.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnY0gffJUHk

Ya better pull your head in Herb, some of these actually think you were being serious……you weren’t were you, because god help us all if any of them decided to take you up on your invitation, I like my eyesight?

Fuzzball wrote on Jan 4^th, 2016 at 12:23pm:

Ya better pull your head in Herb, some of these actually think you were being serious……you weren’t were you, because god help us all if any of them decided to take you up on your invitation, I like my eyesight?

Hmmm, I myself told Herb to pull his head in today.

>:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

Dont get too heated now will you ?

You're not helping the situation  ::)