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Message started by AiA on Dec 15th, 2014 at 4:52am

Title: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 15th, 2014 at 4:52am
Once Aussie mentioned the aphrodisiacs coming out of his Indian Bride's kitchen, heady aromas, exotic spices ... (I think this was in his Cabbie thread of long ago) and the “stimulating” environment the Indian Bride created for the bedroom.  Hot stuff!!  Aussie's love life, that is. Am hoping he can share the spice-charged Karma Sutra secrets with us again and the sexual stimulants he and the Bride use.

Nutmeg, cinnamon, cumin, fenugreek, clove, saffron, ginger, vanilla and cardamom have been used for centuries for their sexual powers. 

The humble oyster is a powerful aphrodisiac, at least for men, because it supplies the needed zinc (side bar:  men lose 5 mg of zinc with each ejaculation).

Does anyone have any love positions, excuse me, love potions they can share with us?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by cods on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..

this is what I mean about you bringing aussie into ever comment.... ::) ::)

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Aussie on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:40am
Once again, with no dog in the fight, I get attacked gratuitously by a troll from another Board.  Moderator/GMods ~ please remove this Thread as it is obviously commenced and set up here to become an "'Aussie' bash fest."

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by cods on Dec 15th, 2014 at 9:10am

Aussie wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:40am:
Once again, with no dog in the fight, I get attacked gratuitously by a troll from another Board.  Moderator/GMods ~ please remove this Thread as it is obviously commenced and set up here to become an "'Aussie' bash fest."



that wont happen aussie.... FD likes this type of thing...

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Dec 15th, 2014 at 12:51pm

AiA wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 4:52am:
Once Aussie mentioned the aphrodisiacs coming out of his Indian Bride's kitchen, heady aromas, exotic spices ... (I think this was in his Cabbie thread of long ago) and the “stimulating” environment the Indian Bride created for the bedroom.  Hot stuff!!  Aussie's love life, that is. Am hoping he can share the spice-charged Karma Sutra secrets with us again and the sexual stimulants he and the Bride use.

Nutmeg, cinnamon, cumin, fenugreek, clove, saffron, ginger, vanilla and cardamom have been used for centuries for their sexual powers. 

The humble oyster is a powerful aphrodisiac, at least for men, because it supplies the needed zinc (side bar:  men lose 5 mg of zinc with each ejaculation).

Does anyone have any love positions, excuse me, love potions they can share with us?


struth, I put nutmeg in my mashed potatoes the other day..

any wonder I was as randy as hell afterwards...  ;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Dec 15th, 2014 at 2:51pm
Did Mrs Mechanic hide out all day?   ;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Dec 15th, 2014 at 3:07pm
I think many women find chocolate coated strawberries 'sexy' but I don't know about being an aphrodisiac.


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:36am

Aussie wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:40am:
Once again, with no dog in the fight, I get attacked gratuitously by a troll from another Board.  Moderator/GMods ~ please remove this Thread as it is obviously commenced and set up here to become an "'Aussie' bash fest."


au contraire. i was merely recollecting as an introduction to the subject of sexy food ...

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:37am

cods wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am:
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..

this is what I mean about you bringing aussie into ever comment.... ::) ::)


cods, you must have a love potion you can share with us?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:38am

Black Orchid wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 3:07pm:
I think many women find chocolate coated strawberries 'sexy' but I don't know about being an aphrodisiac.



pair that with a tawny port and see what happens!

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:40am
As Aussie, lover of curries knows, pharmacologic effects ranging from increased circulation in the brain and other areas,  lowered inhibitions and euphoria are possible.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Annie Anthrax on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:49am

AiA wrote on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:40am:
As Aussie, lover of curries knows, pharmacologic effects ranging from increased circulation in the brain and other areas,  lowered inhibitions and euphoria are possible.


Do you have something against curries?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 16th, 2014 at 8:23pm

Annie Anthrax wrote on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:49am:

AiA wrote on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:40am:
As Aussie, lover of curries knows, pharmacologic effects ranging from increased circulation in the brain and other areas,  lowered inhibitions and euphoria are possible.


Do you have something against curries?


yum yum pappadums

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by cods on Dec 16th, 2014 at 9:03pm

AiA wrote on Dec 16th, 2014 at 5:37am:

cods wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am:
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..

this is what I mean about you bringing aussie into ever comment.... ::) ::)


cods, you must have a love potion you can share with us?



I am going to bottle it and make a fortune.. ;) ;)

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by miketrees on Dec 17th, 2014 at 8:02am
My wife and I had a meal once that worked as an aphrodisiac for both of us.
We were overcome with passion and ended up having sex right there at the table.

We have never been allowed back to that restaurant tho.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Dec 17th, 2014 at 12:37pm

miketrees wrote on Dec 17th, 2014 at 8:02am:
My wife and I had a meal once that worked as an aphrodisiac for both of us.
We were overcome with passion and ended up having sex right there at the table.

We have never been allowed back to that restaurant tho.


boom tish!!

;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Neferti on Dec 17th, 2014 at 4:29pm
Have any of you sat upon Public Transport, on hot Summer's Day, in Sydney (or elsewhere) with somebody who eats CURRY daily? ..... the aroma is absolutely disgusting ... 

No amount of a morning shower/ablution or perfume/body spray is going to mask the over-powering smell of food containing curry and other spices that seep through the pores of certain individuals.


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:06am

Neferti wrote on Dec 17th, 2014 at 4:29pm:
Have any of you sat upon Public Transport, on hot Summer's Day, in Sydney (or elsewhere) with somebody who eats CURRY daily? ..... the aroma is absolutely disgusting ... 

No amount of a morning shower/ablution or perfume/body spray is going to mask the over-powering smell of food containing curry and other spices that seep through the pores of certain individuals.


Certainly a downside to eating curries. Since the curry is excreted in human sweat I imagine that many might have to wash their bedsheets more often. Aussie, how do you deal with this at your household?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Annie Anthrax on Dec 18th, 2014 at 8:35am
You guys really do like to hit below the belt, don't you? Pickings must be slim if you have to get at someone over the nationality of their partner. That's pretty low.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 18th, 2014 at 8:43am

Annie Anthrax wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 8:35am:
You guys really do like to hit below the belt, don't you? Pickings must be slim if you have to get at someone over the nationality of their partner. That's pretty low.


Sexy food is for "below the belt :)

Once, at Uni, I knew an Indian student who left a brown stain in the shape of his body on his sheets because he ate curry daily.  This happens.  It is an honest question. And I am asking for an honest answer.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Annie Anthrax on Dec 18th, 2014 at 1:41pm
I've never been in an Indian man's bed, so I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

Regarding the OP, oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. I think they're absolutely revolting. The texture and taste both make me gag.




Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Neferti on Dec 18th, 2014 at 2:30pm
10 Edible Aphrodisiacs


1. Pomegranate

2. Asparagus

3. Beets

4. Coffee

5. Strawberries

6. Honey

7. Artichokes

8. Avocado

9. Figs

10. Chocolate

Explanations at link, with suggestions and recipes.

http://www.pbs.org/food/the-history-kitchen/10-edible-aphrodisiacs/

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by skippy. on Dec 18th, 2014 at 6:57pm

Neferti wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 2:30pm:
10 Edible Aphrodisiacs


1. Pomegranate

2. Asparagus

3. Beets

4. Coffee

5. Strawberries

6. Honey

7. Artichokes

8. Avocado

9. Figs

10. Chocolate

Explanations at link, with suggestions and recipes.

http://www.pbs.org/food/the-history-kitchen/10-edible-aphrodisiacs/

A lot of those foods even seem sexy, though I'm not sure about asparagus beets or artichoke. I had a sister of one of my clients  tell me she had a pomegranate bush for a Xmas present for me just yesterday, I wonder if I should be worried. :P

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:36pm

cods wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am:
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..


Viagra was developed to lower blood pressure..

did I mention I have high blood pressure?  ;)

the side effect are slightly stiffening..  :o

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 18th, 2014 at 11:08pm
According to Aboriginal lore, emu eggshell mixed with seeds and fruit is an aphrodisiac.  I think it is sold in WA.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 18th, 2014 at 11:09pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:36pm:

cods wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am:
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..


Viagra was developed to lower blood pressure..

did I mention I have high blood pressure?  ;)

the side effect are slightly stiffening..  :o


What is it like to have a 4-hour + erection?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by cods on Dec 19th, 2014 at 7:36am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:36pm:

cods wrote on Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:05am:
I guess viagra doesnt work for you??? ;D ;D..


Viagra was developed to lower blood pressure..

did I mention I have high blood pressure?  ;)

the side effect are slightly stiffening..  :o



have you ever noticed when you get a bottle of medication it comes with this HUGE long list of side effects.. ::) ::)..

wonder if viagra has that as a side effect?????...

there was a joke going round about..

if you are taking viagra swallow it quick or you will end up with a stiff neck....I know old and weak.. :)

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:52am

AiA wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 11:09pm:
What is it like to have a 4-hour + erection?


it doesn't necessarily "give" you an erection... but will if you get in the mood..

so they say... 

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Dec 20th, 2014 at 4:46pm
Don't the Chinese use tigers' testicles as an aphrodisiac?

It makes me sick to think these beautiful animals are slaughtered in order for some little cretin to think their death will add to his sex life.   >:(

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 20th, 2014 at 11:19pm

Black Orchid wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 4:46pm:
Don't the Chinese use tigers' testicles as an aphrodisiac?

It makes me sick to think these beautiful animals are slaughtered in order for some little cretin to think their death will add to his sex life.   >:(


Chinese historically are hypochondriacs and that drives them to eat literally anything.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Dec 21st, 2014 at 2:36am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:52am:

AiA wrote on Dec 18th, 2014 at 11:09pm:
What is it like to have a 4-hour + erection?


it doesn't necessarily "give" you an erection... but will if you get in the mood..

so they say... 


Sounds like you need to up the dosage.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Dec 31st, 2014 at 11:09am

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 1st, 2015 at 5:28pm
dear lordy... !!

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 3:25am
food porn.  surprised the usual suspects haven't reported it and gotten you suspended BO :)

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 9:29am
:)

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by The Mechanic on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 9:31am

AiA wrote on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 3:25am:
food porn.  surprised the usual suspects haven't reported it and gotten you suspended BO :)


maybe they got off on it... ?

;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 9:34am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 9:31am:

AiA wrote on Jan 2nd, 2015 at 3:25am:
food porn.  surprised the usual suspects haven't reported it and gotten you suspended BO :)


maybe they got off on it... ?

;D


I hate to think  ..   ;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Jan 4th, 2015 at 2:56pm


I was first introduced to this in the USA.  I've been somewhat addicted to it ever since.  I don't eat it often though and when I buy a tub I just have a few spoonfuls at a time and then put it back.

Mmmm mmmm

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by A.G on Jan 4th, 2015 at 5:20pm
Another American I know loves this too...that and Reeces peanut butter cups-- I tasted a RPBC-- nah not for me but that looks delicious..

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Jan 5th, 2015 at 2:21am

The Mole wrote on Jan 4th, 2015 at 5:20pm:
Another American I know loves this too...that and Reeces peanut butter cups-- I tasted a RPBC-- nah not for me but that looks delicious..


oh, yeah, Reeses are the best. anything chocolate is sexy but somehow adding peanut butter to it makes it somehow less sexy ...

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by ImSpartacus2 on Feb 7th, 2015 at 9:23pm

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by St George of the Fermenter on Feb 8th, 2015 at 5:12pm
I see AiA is using a stolen image as avatar.

Trying to provoke a fight, Arsewipe in Atlanta?

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Super Nova on Feb 9th, 2015 at 4:08am

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 8th, 2015 at 5:12pm:
I see AiA is using a stolen image as avatar.

Trying to provoke a fight, Arsewipe in Atlanta?


Christ.... it still goes on.

Maybe he should use this one. It is a complete original.



Bizarro_Monk_True_10.jpg (15 KB | 78 )

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:33am

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 8th, 2015 at 5:12pm:
Trying to provoke a fight, Arsewipe in Atlanta?


No, you already did that by lying about me in the Rules for Banning thread ... unprovoked.  Did you think you would get away scot-free?  Someone else thought that recently and found himself with a short suspension.

This is a food thread George, not a place to sling poo.  Why don't you post your recipe for menarche cake?


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by St George of the Fermenter on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:35am
“It” keeps being kept on by your scumbag mates, SN, not that you are blameless in that regard. Do you really think Arsewipe in Atlanta used my copyrighted artwork for any other reason but to cause trouble?

PA must be a boring place right now.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by St George of the Fermenter on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:38am

AiA wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:33am:

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 8th, 2015 at 5:12pm:
Trying to provoke a fight, Arsewipe in Atlanta?


No, you already did that by lying about me in the Rules for Banning thread ... unprovoked.  Did you think you would get away scot-free?  Someone else thought that recently and found himself with a short suspension.

Oh yeah, care to tell me what “lie” I told about you?

If I told a lie or made a mistake the correct course of action would be to tell me about it. If it was an honest mistake I would retract it and apologise. Stealing my artwork is not really the way to go about it.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:38am

AiA wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:33am:

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 8th, 2015 at 5:12pm:
Trying to provoke a fight, Arsewipe in Atlanta?


No, you already did that by lying about me in the Rules for Banning thread ... unprovoked.  Did you think you would get away scot-free?  Someone else thought that recently and found himself with a short suspension.

This is a food thread George, not a place to sling poo.  Why don't you post your recipe for menarche cake?



Where is that recipe George?  I can't hear you.


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:52am

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:38am:
If I told a lie or made a mistake the correct course of action would be to tell me about it. If it was an honest mistake I would retract it and apologise.


Been there and done that George.  And you laffed it off without retracting your lie or apologizing.  Not so funny now is it?



Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 9th, 2015 at 6:03am
Did anyone know there are actually menarche parties with menarche cake, etc?  I think that would be an embarrassing thing for a girl yet menarche has traditionally been celebrated in every culture.








Title: Re: sexy food
Post by St George of the Fermenter on Feb 9th, 2015 at 6:43am

AiA wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:52am:

St George of the Garden wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 5:38am:
If I told a lie or made a mistake the correct course of action would be to tell me about it. If it was an honest mistake I would retract it and apologise.


Been there and done that George.  And you laffed it off without retracting your lie or apologizing.  Not so funny now is it?


You showing yourself to be a thief? I would not consider that funny if I were you.

You think me saying you were looking for “Mod” female sanitary napkins when you were saying “Mods” repeatedly is a lie? Really? No, was a bit of humor. If that humor upset you I apologise, I did not realise you were totally humorless. That does not condone your theft of copyrighted artwork however.

Leave it there.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 9th, 2015 at 6:57am
uh, no, George/Jovial Monk/Robina/Maxine, et al that isn't the lie I am referring to, as you know.  it is all there in the aforementioned thread.  anyone interested can take a look and see for themselves.  posting a particular image does not make me a thief, as you know.  just like you not only taking the PA name but also logo and concept and creating your own faux-PA twitterblog does not make you a thief.

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Feb 9th, 2015 at 9:17am
Please ferment you food fights elsewhere.


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Lionel Edriess on Feb 15th, 2015 at 4:22pm

Here's how food porn SHOULD be done!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5Hn-5l2o4


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: sexy food
Post by Black Orchid on Feb 16th, 2015 at 3:23pm

Lionel Edriess wrote on Feb 15th, 2015 at 4:22pm:
Here's how food porn SHOULD be done!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5Hn-5l2o4


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: sexy food
Post by AiA on Feb 19th, 2015 at 1:12pm
just a normal Saturday night at my place


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