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Message started by SpecialShirtFront on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:34pm

Title: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by SpecialShirtFront on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:34pm
Could this be the best ozpol insult ever?


George_Orhell wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:27pm:
irritating little haemorrhoid

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by it_is_the_light on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:45pm

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:34pm:
Could this be the best ozpol insult ever?


George_Orhell wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:27pm:
irritating little haemorrhoid


many blessings

is that an insult or self realization

either way forgiveness is administered

namaste

- : ) =



Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:12pm
The best was from master Light on the Rolf Harris thread:




Quote:
paedophile sympathisers will be exposed .

what reaction are you alluding to .....

these beings are divine feminine beings

transforming into adolescence

this is not for dribbling old fools to leer

and take ungranted liberties .

to think there is a reaction wanting from

an old predatory male looking to take advantage

of this critical stage in a females evolutionary

process is not of a divine nature .

your programming has had an effect it would seem

however

in the divine realms all your predatory thought

are revealed yes and in rolfs case

its a systematic paedophilic intent

from a collective group of elite satanic

freemasonic paedophiles and the network

supporting the delivery of innocent victims

from the social services police magistrates

courts the UN all all kingpin elite world

governments collecting the photographs

to be used for blackmail , they all watch each

other and have the dirt ,and as such

the freemasonic oath

binds them unto a collective agenda

and through the courts on the appeal process

these usually get let off or buy off

whomever is the victim ... simply pay to rape

this is by the order of the jesuit vatican

and the recent papal bull announcing it

to be a criminal offence to expose any of it .

this is what brought down the paedophile

ratzinger and ushered in pope francis

both are members of the ninth circle ...

and as such they have both witnessed and

participated in satanic child sacrificial rites .

consequently these are both black magicians ,

satanic paedophiles and minions of the dark .

if any are in confusion , one such as I am

exposes the darkness without permission

or approval yes this work is not for the faint

hearted beloved ones ... and this is why and

from the energy in which I emanate in whom I am

as a humble servant in the divine

and sacred LIGHT as we continue

to monitor all thoughts word

and deed ,and so it is

namaste




Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by SpecialShirtFront on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:26pm
Master Bobby - while Master Light's is the best in terms of comprehensively crushing someone's character, you just can't beat George Orhell's one for succinctness.

Although I do love the double entendres about exposing paedophiles. (Unintentional?)

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by it_is_the_light on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:28pm
many blessings master bobby

one such as I am does not intend to insult any being

facts are truths and both are used

with so very much love

namaste

- : ) =

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by cods on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:32pm
one has to commend Bobby for spending all that time reading light... well done bobs...its almost like reading drah and understanding every word in the good old days.. ::) ::)

you will be rewarded no doubt about it.. for courage..

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:32pm

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:26pm:
Master Bobby - while Master Light's is the best in terms of comprehensively crushing someone's character, you just can't beat George Orhell's one for succinctness.

Although I do love the double entendres about exposing paedophiles. (Unintentional?)



Yes he's good at it however the best expose is from PZ 547 on Rudd:



Quote:
author  PZ547


I don't 'hate' him. Hate is way too personal a term. I don't personally know him

However, I do detest him

It's my personal opinion that Rudd is mentally unstable

The way he speaks, for one: that 'Schoolkid reading a book to the class' voice he uses. It's not normal. It's not manly. It's affected. He sounds like a precocious ten-year old who's in love with himself

Then there are the Transvestite-type asides which he injects into his Schoolkid-Reading-a-Book style monologues about himself -- when he inserts what he appears to believe is Bruce Willis type 'menace' .... as in his lowered voice as he hissed, 'It's not going to happen' --- accompanied by a glare like a bitter old auntie who's cake got second-prize at the fete

* All the posturing
* the monologues about himself -- always about him
* the Bates Motel type voices and facial tics
* the self-pity -- invariably when he's caused the problem himself
* the blaming of others - when he's to blame
* the attempts to sound like fifty different people simultaneously
* the venom
* the anger
* the weirdness
* the petulance
* the temper tantrums, like a spoiled brat
* his utter self-absorption to the exclusion of everyone, everything else
* his self-promotion - which isn't matched by reality
* his vengefulness
* his spitefulness
* his unfettered, massive, beyond belief size ego
* his conceit
* his impotence
* his self-serving disloyalty



Just the sight -- let alone the sound -- of Rudd blathering on endlessly about himself ... is enough to cause me to switch off the tv

He seems to believe he is a combination of Churchill, Menzies, JFK, Caesar, Einstein, John Wayne and an entire battalion of Rhodes Scholars, plus

He seems to believe it his destiny to be the ultimate, entire-world's Grand Statesman

To me, Rudd is an impotent, gender-confused little twat who spent (and spends) WAY too much time with himself, envisioning himself as an acknowledged mental and political Giant. In other words, it's my belief he's delusional -- is extremely fantasy-prone -- is literally IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF. To the point I suspect he probably kisses his own reflection in mirrors and hogs the bathroom in order to do so constantly

I think he's mad as a hatter and I'm glad he's been shot down, hopefully for good and in time for an army of psychiatrists to put him in a padded cell for the duration

So I don't know why others hate him

but above are my opinions of him

I think he's nuts -- flat out nuts


Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:33pm

it_is_the_light wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:28pm:
many blessings master bobby

one such as I am does not intend to insult any being

facts are truths and both are used

with so very much love

namaste

- : ) =



But there was little love lost in that put down.

It was however much admired by myself & totally agreed with.

namaste

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:34pm

cods wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
one has to commend Bobby for spending all that time reading light... well done bobs...its almost like reading drah and understanding every word in the good old days.. ::) ::)

you will be rewarded no doubt about it.. for courage..




I do understand all of master Light's words.

I am now masterful enough to do so.

namaste

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by SpecialShirtFront on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:38pm

it_is_the_light wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:28pm:
one such as I am does not intend to insult any being

facts are truths and both are used

with so very much love


Of course not master light, you insult them but in a loving way, which makes it in fact a kindness, because you tell them the uncomfortable truths they need to hear.


Bobby. wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
PZ 547 on Rudd:


Utterly brilliant, Master bobby. What about short, sharp put-downs? Or is my quote unbeatable in that department (bearing in mind it was aimed at greg-peck)

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:40pm

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:38pm:

it_is_the_light wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:28pm:
one such as I am does not intend to insult any being

facts are truths and both are used

with so very much love


Of course not master light, you insult them but in a loving way, which makes it in fact a kindness, because you tell them the uncomfortable truths they need to hear.


Bobby. wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
PZ 547 on Rudd:


Utterly brilliant, Master bobby. What about short, sharp put-downs? Or is my quote unbeatable in that department (bearing in mind it was aimed at greg-peck)



A long expose such as the PZ547 is much better.

A short put down is a bit lacking.

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by SpecialShirtFront on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:43pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
A long expose such as the PZ547 is much better.

A short put down is a bit lacking.


It's great for people who are utterly moronic. Some people simply don't deserve a multitude of words.

Do you have any more cool burns you could share from your collection?

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 29th, 2014 at 5:12am

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
A long expose such as the PZ547 is much better.

A short put down is a bit lacking.


It's great for people who are utterly moronic. Some people simply don't deserve a multitude of words.

Do you have any more cool burns you could share from your collection?


Yes PZ547 replied to me once with this expose on Abbott:



Quote:
Sir Bobby

Hear hear PZ547,

Fancy grabbing money from the sick?

Abbott calls himself a christian.



PZ547

He calls himself honest, too

He claimed, ' We say what we mean and we do as we say' or some such 'endearingly frank' BS

And who could forget the long, long pauses between the promises, to let it sink in that this was a saviour here who planned to put the country to rights?

The squinty, cold eyes

Our instincts were telling us this was a sociopath here

The reptilian mouth

The shallow jaw

The door-step lower lip, just like Howards

The weak chin

The leathery skin -- reptilian again

The little-man, little dik syndrome

The bow-legged, crab-like gait

Running from the floor at Question time like a mental retard

'I'm the bloke with the not bad looking daughters'

' This isn't going on record, is it ?'

Big mortgage in wife's name

Trying to thieve $9,000 in one swoop at the same time as he was grabbing headlines for calling out others for doing so much less

Wearing sponsor's gear (amgen) while he was campaigning for post of PM

Turning up late for photo opportunities he'd demanded during the bush-fires with the real firies saying he did nothing apart from don the fire-fighting gear and smearing a bit of soot on his face

What a crock

We deserve so much better than this low-class clown

Get onto your MPs and threaten they'll never see your votes again unless they oust Abbott asap

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 29th, 2014 at 5:35am
Another one from master Light as a put down for Longy:




Quote:
Longweekend,
actually
you display disorder with your twisting written truth..
envy, superiority complex ( this is ego based )
which really has no standing for you simply repeat..
this is forgiven,
however
you may go and consult your financial advisor
and take the relevant property advice for your affliction
or
release that which no longer serves your highest good
or
keep getting owned in any
and all ways by the ascended Bobby
all options are quite ok

you are forgiven

namaste


Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 29th, 2014 at 5:48am
http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1331593317/195#200


Longy called an idiot by Perceptions:


Bobby. wrote on Mar 17th, 2012 at 9:21am:
Hi Muso,
I think I'll copy & paste it for future reference.  ;D


Perceptions about Longweekend:

Quote:
"Oh Magoo, you've done it again!"!

LW, you are still living in an era that has ended and you wouldn't see a trend, if it bit you on the ass!

Try looking, IF YOU CAN, at what is already happening in the US & Europe & that will show you where OZ will head!

But, you won't, because you are what you say everyone else is!

In short, YOU ARE AN IDIOT! 


Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 29th, 2014 at 11:47am

Bobby. wrote on Nov 29th, 2014 at 5:12am:

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 28th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
A long expose such as the PZ547 is much better.

A short put down is a bit lacking.


It's great for people who are utterly moronic. Some people simply don't deserve a multitude of words.

Do you have any more cool burns you could share from your collection?


Yes PZ547 replied to me once with this expose on Abbott:



Quote:
Sir Bobby

Hear hear PZ547,

Fancy grabbing money from the sick?

Abbott calls himself a christian.



PZ547

He calls himself honest, too

He claimed, ' We say what we mean and we do as we say' or some such 'endearingly frank' BS

And who could forget the long, long pauses between the promises, to let it sink in that this was a saviour here who planned to put the country to rights?

The squinty, cold eyes

Our instincts were telling us this was a sociopath here

The reptilian mouth

The shallow jaw

The door-step lower lip, just like Howards

The weak chin

The leathery skin -- reptilian again

The little-man, little dik syndrome

The bow-legged, crab-like gait

Running from the floor at Question time like a mental retard

'I'm the bloke with the not bad looking daughters'

' This isn't going on record, is it ?'

Big mortgage in wife's name

Trying to thieve $9,000 in one swoop at the same time as he was grabbing headlines for calling out others for doing so much less

Wearing sponsor's gear (amgen) while he was campaigning for post of PM

Turning up late for photo opportunities he'd demanded during the bush-fires with the real firies saying he did nothing apart from don the fire-fighting gear and smearing a bit of soot on his face

What a crock

We deserve so much better than this low-class clown

Get onto your MPs and threaten they'll never see your votes again unless they oust Abbott asap



bump

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Team Froggie on Nov 29th, 2014 at 2:58pm
Most of the putdowns on here seem to revolve around idiot or mo ron and the like.

One of the best I can remember was back in the 'Yahooligan' days, between two adversaries whose nicks escape me, but not the slap down.

Call them Left and Right for obvious reasons.

R: You must be near the biggest mo ron on these boards.

L:  Not really, we're not in the same room.
     I don't think we're even in the same state.

Perhaps not the exact words, but close enough.

:D

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Sir Bobby on Nov 29th, 2014 at 3:24pm
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Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by Kat on Dec 1st, 2014 at 11:50am
I quited like this one - Darkhall in response to Ould Sault.

He certainly pulls no punches...
Now_THAT_S_being_told_2.jpg (107 KB | 26 )

Title: Re: Best ozpol insult ever
Post by it_is_the_light on Dec 1st, 2014 at 4:53pm
many blessings

this is no insult yet its unrebutted ..

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1333413031/115#115


it_is_the_light wrote on Dec 1st, 2014 at 2:06pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Dec 1st, 2014 at 2:02pm:
Again thanks for ignoring every anatomical textbook and then just putting words together in a meaningless sequence.


please explain how the brain can function without the ganglionic region

if you are OD~ING on squalene you will be forgiven

either way be at peace

namaste

- : ) =



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