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Message started by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:12am

Title: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:12am
A potentially catastrophic astroid 20 kms in size is currently 40,000 kms from earth (moon apx 384,400 km).

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11320523


SHOCK ASTEROID WARNING: Planet earth faces 100 YEARS of killer strikes starting in 2017

A previously unknown asteroid belt has been located in deep space and is now hurtling towards our part of the solar system.

It means a 'global killer' could collide with Earth as soon as 2020, wiping out life as we know it and changing the climate for millennia.

The terrifying predictions came as NASA revealed disturbing new data showing 400 impacts are expected between 2017 and 2113, based on new observational data of objects seen in space over the past 60 days.

Most will have a maximum diameter of around 100 metres - the size of seven double decker buses - and the potential to cause significant damage.

But concerned scientists warned a colossal "monster" is also heading our way, with one 'mega' asteroid threatening earth in just SIX years.

It follows claims this week by physicist Professor Brian Cox that a bus-sized asteroid, named 2014 EC, came within 61,637 kilometres (38,300 miles) of Earth in March.

He said there is an "asteroid with our name on it" and it is only a matter of time before an asteroid large enough to wipe out the human race collides with Earth.

Many believe an asteroid was responsible for killing the dinosaurs with a similar life-changing event potentially just around the corner.

Professor Bill Napier, an astronomy expert at the University of Buckingham, said a strike by either an asteroid or debris from a comet could have devastating consequences.

He said: "If something like this happened, depending on where it hit it would be absolutely life-altering.

"The atmospheric chemistry would be upset by cutting out sunlight. It would be like a nuclear winter and could last for tens of thousands of years.

"These comets are 200-300km (186 miles) in diameter they are sheer monsters and could sterilise the earth if we are hit by one.

"The more immediate risk comes from sub-kilometre (smaller) asteroids and there are tens of thousands of these in space which are quite capable of causing damage on a regional scale.

"One hit Siberia in 1908 and luckily it was not in a populated area. Had this happened in London it would have wiped out everything within the M25 and you would have heard the collision in another country."

And experts warned of the possibility of something much bigger striking earth in 2020.

Asteroid 2012 DA14, discovered by astronomers at the LaSagra Observatory in Spain, currently has less than a one per cent chance of hitting but scientists can't rule out the possibility that it might smash into our planet.

Paul Chodas, a planetary astronomer at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) said: "The orbit for 2012 DA14 is currently very Earth-like, which means it will be very close to Earth on a regular basis."

more here
http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/507480/Asteroid-Strikes-Earth-Damage-Nasa-Destruction
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Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by it_is_the_light on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:25am
many blessings

fear not , you did not come to this world

to experience it destroyed by an asteroid ...

these events have been foretold in many

ancient text and quatrains

so be at peace

namaste

- : ) =

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:37am
Do you go into horror movie audiences and say the same thing?

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by it_is_the_light on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:54am
many blessings

one such as I am does not frequent

horror shows ...

namaste

- : ) =

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Team Knight Errant Grappler on Sep 8th, 2014 at 7:42am
Julia Gillard did it!

(The above is a paid comment from the current ruling government and class and in no way is intended as any reflection of any view held by the poster.. spoken and written by Team Grappler Media)

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by The Heartless Felon on Sep 8th, 2014 at 8:24am
"It means a 'global killer' could collide with Earth as soon as 2020, wiping out life as we know it and changing the climate for millennia..."

They're a determined lot, these climate changers.


Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by George_Orhell on Sep 8th, 2014 at 9:16am
If it's "targeting" earth maybe it wants to rid the planet of idiot Greens?

Sounds like a plan eh?

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 9:37am

George_Orhell wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 9:16am:
If it's "targeting" earth maybe it wants to rid the planet of idiot Greens?

Sounds like a plan eh?



An asteroid winter may decrease life, yet afterwards Greens' vision of a sustainable world will be reached even.

One way or the other ... Greens Win.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Gnads on Sep 8th, 2014 at 10:14am
Greens you should try Rectogesic or Rectinol for any attack of Asteriods.  ;)

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by JaSin on Sep 8th, 2014 at 10:51am
The Military love the idea of Asteroids & Meteors.
It means they can put a BIG GUN on the Moon or build more NUKES to 'protect' us.
Pollution on the other hand, seems to be for the MEDICAL industry to deal with and as yet, the only 'Doctor' on the 'Global' scene at the moment is fraternising with young hoochies inside a Tardis.  ::) upon a movie set or making plastic boobies in the USA  ::)  Really 'brave' stuff.

SHOEMAKER-LEVY 9 would have absolutely have pulverised this planet and all life on it.

I have no doubt things are 'stirred up' a bit, since our Solar System (which is tipped on the galactic plane, like Uranus is for our Solar plane) has just crossed the 'Galactic Plane' and is now going AGAINST the gravitational pull...
...swimming 'upstream' now.

When scuba diving and the tide changes: there is about an hour of 'calm' between change and then all the muck lifts as the water starts rushing hard. :o

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Soren on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:10am

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:12am:
A potentially catastrophic astroid 20 kms in size is currently 40,000 kms from earth (moon apx 384,400 km).

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11320523


SHOCK ASTEROID WARNING: Planet earth faces 100 YEARS of killer strikes starting in 2017



It means a 'global killer' could collide with Earth as soon as 2020, wiping out life as we know it and changing the climate for millennia.



“I think we need to find better words than ‘killer’ and ‘global killer' because, to me, this implies a very one-sided view of the world,” Senator Whish-Wilson told the upper house in response to the asteroid news.

“Often our planet could be seen by asteroids as being killers. We use that word because it is a very simple word to use and it demonises other objects in space.”

Christine Milne immediately endorsed the Senator's views and questioned the Abbott government's policies causing the Earth to be placed in the path of the vast majority of peaceful space junk.




Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by King FriYAY II on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:14am
I can just see these "catastrophic asteroids" up in space

"Hey let's target earth"

"Yeah good idea"

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by JaSin on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:16am
Sticks & Stones

;)

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by gizmo_2655 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by JaSin on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:59am
Our global Magnetic field more like it

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by tickleandrose on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:25pm
Nukes and bombs would have very little effect on giant astroids.  The best chance we have is to send a satellite into space, land on the astroid, and then slightly deviate its course before it reaches the point of no return. 

We are overdue for a large scale astroid hit on Earth.  So it would not surprise me, that we are looking at increased risk. 

But, I would not worry too much.  If it is meant to be that everyone on Earth dies at the same time, then so be it.  At least, I will get to witness the end, something that does not happen very often.  I do think human may survive, if the select few takes precautions, and live underground for at least 10 to 15 years - 2 yrs min for the dust to settle, and another 8 years for regeneration of plant life.    But 99.999 of the global human population would die. 

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by gizmo_2655 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:31pm

tickleandrose wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:25pm:
Nukes and bombs would have very little effect on giant astroids.  The best chance we have is to send a satellite into space, land on the astroid, and then slightly deviate its course before it reaches the point of no return. 

We are overdue for a large scale astroid hit on Earth.  So it would not surprise me, that we are looking at increased risk. 

But, I would not worry too much.  If it is meant to be that everyone on Earth dies at the same time, then so be it.  At least, I will get to witness the end, something that does not happen very often.  I do think human may survive, if the select few takes precautions, and live underground for at least 10 to 15 years - 2 yrs min for the dust to settle, and another 8 years for regeneration of plant life.    But 99.999 of the global human population would die. 


Or we could send up a couple of ships, and land a crew of drillers on it. Then drill a hole into the centre and drop a nuke down into it, and blow it in half...

Wow, that'd be a good plot for a movie..

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by tickleandrose on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:47pm

Quote:
Wow, that'd be a good plot for a movie..


Or two, they both came out at the same time.   :)

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by gizmo_2655 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by gizmo_2655 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:09pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


Nope, us righties don't want or hope that the human race will become extincted...that's you guys.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by George_Orhell on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:11pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.



Now be honest Greenswine, how much time have you spent in a psychiatric hospital?


Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:48pm

George_Orhell wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:11pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.



Now be honest Greenswine, how much time have you spent in a psychiatric hospital?




Hey I visit you enough.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Swagman on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:41pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


So looks like we don't need to worry about anthropogenic global warming theory anymore.... :D



Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:03pm

Swagman wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:41pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


So looks like we don't need to worry about anthropogenic global warming theory anymore.... :D



Worried, were you?
Action may get in the way of profit.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by longweekend58 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:05pm

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:09pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


Nope, us righties don't want or hope that the human race will become extincted...that's you guys.


LOL ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:21pm

longweekend58 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:05pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 3:09pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


Nope, us righties don't want or hope that the human race will become extincted...that's you guys.


LOL ;D ;D ;D



Armageddon (from Ancient Greek: Ἁρμαγεδών Harmagedōn,[1][2] Late Latin: Armagedōn[3]) will be, according to the Book of Revelation, the site of gathering of armies for a battle during the end times, variously interpreted as either a literal or symbolic location. The term is also used in a generic sense to refer to any end of the world scenario.


Yeah pull the other leg god bothers ... it plays jingle bells.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by shaky3d on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:25pm
I hope this asteroid hits Greens headquarters while they are all together having a meeting about asylum seekers and Sarah Two Names is up on stage.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:33pm
Meteorite strike blasts crater in Nicaraguan capital Managua


Nicaraguan government officials say a mysterious explosion that rocked the nation's capital appears to have been caused by a meteorite.

The impact near Managua's international airport left a crater measuring 12 metres across and was so large it registered on seismic instruments used to measure earthquakes.

"We are convinced that this was a meteorite. We have seen the crater from the impact," said Wilfredo Strauss of the Seismic Institute.

"You can see two waves: first, a small seismic wave when the meteorite hit Earth, and then another stronger one, which is the impact of the sound."

Government officials and experts visited the impact site on Sunday (local time), but said it was not yet clear if the meteorite had burned up completely or if it had been blasted deep into the soil.

www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-08/meteorite-strike-blasts-crater-in-nicaraguan-capital/5727306

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by longweekend58 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:51pm
it wouldn't be green-wanker if it wasn't masturbating about some imaginary threat.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Greens_Win on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:59pm
Asteroids are now imaginary to old longweakend.

The same person who believes noah's ark spent a year on the water with 2 of everything ... and the year's food requirements for all aboard.




Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by red baron on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:02pm
Will Bruce Willis come out of retirement to go up and get rid of that darn varmint? ;)

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by it_is_the_light on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:11pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3V1-0UXdo

IMPACT! Meteorite Smashes Into Nicaragua, Leaving 'Massive Crater' After Blast!

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by longweekend58 on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:19pm

it_is_the_light wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3V1-0UXdo

IMPACT! Meteorite Smashes Into Nicaragua, Leaving 'Massive Crater' After Blast!



'massive'????

perhaps massive means different things to you and me...  although wharfy I imagine pretty much everything means different things to you than everybody else.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by it_is_the_light on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:41pm

longweekend58 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:19pm:

it_is_the_light wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3V1-0UXdo

IMPACT! Meteorite Smashes Into Nicaragua, Leaving 'Massive Crater' After Blast!



'massive'????

perhaps massive means different things to you and me...  although wharfy I imagine pretty much everything means different things to you than everybody else.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtm42ycDAPk

Meteorite crash leaves crater near Managua Airport, Nicaragua

many blessings beloved being

your distorted view hence confusion

is quite evident every time you post for your

massiah government and fractional fiat ponzy scheme

currency system trumpet away till the cows come home

the majority shares not you view , yet be at peace

for you are loved

namaste

- : ) =

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Swagman on Sep 9th, 2014 at 8:47pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:03pm:

Swagman wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 4:41pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 2:33pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:53pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 1:38pm:

gizmo_2655 wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 11:39am:
Was the asteroid attracted by global warming??



No, Group Cultist Prayer.


Then the Greens and other AGW cultists should stop praying for the destruction of the human race.



No, it's the abbott slash longweakend crowd that prays and prays for that.


So looks like we don't need to worry about anthropogenic global warming theory anymore.... :D



Worried, were you?
Action may get in the way of profit.


Yep it was 1000 on my list of 1000 trivial things to worry about   :D


Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by NorthOfNorth on Sep 10th, 2014 at 8:19am
Listen, I've had this argument a few times in my life so once more won't hurt...

Yes, the Catastrophic Astroids were a great band in the 70s but that was 40 years ago. We were all bored into comas after their 90s reunion tour and I, for one, was all for the CIA having them secretly shot into space... In fact, we were all grateful..

So now they think they can target earth (for another reunion tour, I'd bet) ?

Well, we have weapons against them... and I will name names...

Two words... The Eagles...

No not WA's pride... The band, The Eagles...

The CIA could shoot them into space where they and the Catastrophic Astroids can have a bore off... Where the density of the boredom created between them will create a mini black hole into which both bands will fall after being sucked into the non-event horizon created by the collective yawn of the galaxy.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by longweekend58 on Sep 10th, 2014 at 8:54am

NorthOfNorth wrote on Sep 10th, 2014 at 8:19am:
Listen, I've had this argument a few times in my life so once more won't hurt...

Yes, the Catastrophic Astroids were a great band in the 70s but that was 40 years ago. We were all bored into comas after their 90s reunion tour and I, for one, was all for the CIA having them secretly shot into space... In fact, we were all grateful..

So now they think they can target earth (for another reunion tour, I'd bet) ?

Well, we have weapons against them... and I will name names...

Two words... The Eagles...

No not WA's pride... The band, The Eagles...

The CIA could shoot them into space where they and the Catastrophic Astroids can have a bore off... Where the density of the boredom created between them will create a mini black hole into which both bands will fall after being sucked into the non-event horizon created by the collective yawn of the galaxy.



best post yet!!!

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Gnads on Sep 10th, 2014 at 10:26am
How dare you bag The Eagles  :o :P

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Swagman on Sep 10th, 2014 at 1:57pm

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:59pm:
Asteroids are now imaginary to old longweakend.

The same person who believes noah's ark spent a year on the water with 2 of everything ... and the year's food requirements for all aboard.


...wasn't that the Sea Shephard  :D

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Laugh till you cry on Sep 10th, 2014 at 2:57pm

Swagman wrote on Sep 10th, 2014 at 1:57pm:

____ wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:59pm:
Asteroids are now imaginary to old longweakend.

The same person who believes noah's ark spent a year on the water with 2 of everything ... and the year's food requirements for all aboard.


...wasn't that the Sea Shephard  :D


Lostweekend58 believes that Noah's Ark is a marine creature. His final working neuron is incapable of reprogramming and is bashing itself lifeless banging against the side of his 100 mm thick cranium interior.

Lostweekend58 is one dimensional; THICK!

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by Sir Bobby on Sep 10th, 2014 at 3:13pm
It's just another sign of the End Times.

Title: Re: Catastrophic Astroids Target Earth
Post by NorthOfNorth on Sep 10th, 2014 at 4:01pm

Gnads wrote on Sep 10th, 2014 at 10:26am:
How dare you bag The Eagles  :o :P

OK... At a pinch we could go with what's left of the Beach Boys... With round-the-clock medical assistance and appropriate pharmacology its possible they could stay conscious long enough for a galactic bore off.

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