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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> General Board >> Rise of the Planet of the Consultants http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1389003527 Message started by Billy Jack on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm

Title: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Billy Jack on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm

Friends, as y'all know, I am getting myself one of them fancy degrees. And Economics and Finance look like horse**** to me, but like I done told y'all I aint no expert. What I do know is this - there are many consultants here in Brisbane Town with them degrees and I am giving y'all permission from today to do this:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Aussie on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:29pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Not gonna *click* Mr Jack.....but if you post the script, and if it makes any sense, I comment.

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Frances on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:07pm

Aussie wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:29pm:

Not gonna *click* Mr Jack.....but if you post the script, and if it makes any sense, I comment.

Likewise.....

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by pansi1951 on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:43am

They know not what to do billy jack, they should have hired a reliable consultancy firm to help them out.

Would you like to be a consultant billy jack?

Lactation consultants

What is a lactation consultant?

There are important differences between breastfeeding counsellors and lactation consultants.

https://www.breastfeeding.asn.au/roles/lactation-consultants

Ahhhh!!!! it's a mad, mad world

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by thelastnail on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:27pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Too many MBA dickeads contracting work from the government that should be done by their own public servants :(

All of these free loaders such as KPMG and Deloitte have major contracts with the government to write up reports that are never read by anyone :(

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Billy Jack on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:33pm

Sir lastnail wrote on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 11:27pm:

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Too many MBA dickeads c

I hear you friend.

And in fact, the MBA is Renowned as Being Worthless.

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Frances on Jan 13^th, 2014 at 10:20pm

Billy Jack wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:18pm:

Y'all can call yourselves "Consultants".

Why? Because it just sounds so damn good! Who doesn't like fancy titles and such?

Consultants? Fancy? It's just a fairly ordinary word that's been around a long time. Unless you think it's fancy because it's got three syllables....

Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Consultants
Post by Deathridesahorse on Jan 13^th, 2014 at 11:25pm

Clients are more valuable customers!

Go spin artistry: nothing wrong with selling yourself really mind you!