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Message started by ImSpartacus2 on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:00pm

Title: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by ImSpartacus2 on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:00pm
Yes indeedie,  just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago Abbott has gone off to the desert and there he'll wander for 40 days and 40 nights to reflect and resist Satan's many temptations before he emerges to embark on his 3 year Prime Ministry and die for Australia's sins. Right now he's wandering and resisting temptation.  "Get thee behind me Satan' I will do good works. I will not give shelter and comfort to desperate and poor refugees. I will kick the poor out of the temple so that it may properly serve as the place for usury and money lending and I shall build a needle so big that a rich man may comfortably  pass through its eye on his way to heaven. And verily I say unto thee that at the end of my three year Prime Ministry even longweekend will deny me thrice and I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified  and NO, because I'm a deluded old fool I will not rise up again and Australia will return to a compassionate caring country once more. Hallelujah!!!

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by Swagman on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:27pm

ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:00pm:
I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified


Like Spartacus huh....?  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zAwAKJQfo

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by salad in on Sep 30th, 2013 at 7:20pm

ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:00pm:
Yes indeedie,  just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago Abbott has gone off to the desert and there he'll wander for 40 days and 40 nights to reflect and resist Satan's many temptations before he emerges to embark on his 3 year Prime Ministry and die for Australia's sins. Right now he's wandering and resisting temptation.  "Get thee behind me Satan' I will do good works. I will not give shelter and comfort to desperate and poor refugees. I will kick the poor out of the temple so that it may properly serve as the place for usury and money lending and I shall build a needle so big that a rich man may comfortably  pass through its eye on his way to heaven. And verily I say unto thee that at the end of my three year Prime Ministry even longweekend will deny me thrice and I will be taken up to the mountain and crucified  and NO, because I'm a deluded old fool I will not rise up again and Australia will return to a compassionate caring country once more. Hallelujah!!!


Amen IS2. Could it be that Abbott is putting a force together from disparate tribes? Perhaps Abbott will fight the false prophets and lead Australia out of its current malaise. Will it be Abbott and his foot soldiers standing up to feudal oppression on our behalf? May G*d give them strength.



Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by Peter Freedman on Sep 30th, 2013 at 8:10pm
Will Abbott lead his people out of bondage?

Yea, verily, I say unto you: "Beware of false prophets".

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by True Colours on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:50pm

ImSpartacus2 wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 6:00pm:
Yes indeedie,  just like his fantasy predecessor 2000 years ago...



If Abbott continues to perform so badly, he may well end like Caesar in the senate. Turnbull is waiting for his chance - probably learnt something from Costello's mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzDWdOrvGLk



Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by Swagman on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:54pm
That looks more like Julia or Kevin after Caucus meetings

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by greggerypeccary on Oct 1st, 2013 at 1:00am

True Colours wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:50pm:
Turnbull is waiting for his chance ...



Too late.

Bishop will be our next PM.



Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by Kat on Oct 1st, 2013 at 7:05am

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 1st, 2013 at 1:00am:

True Colours wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:50pm:
Turnbull is waiting for his chance ...



Too late.

Bishop will be our next PM.



Anyone got a razor-blade???  :P

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by progressiveslol on Oct 1st, 2013 at 7:23am

Kat wrote on Oct 1st, 2013 at 7:05am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 1st, 2013 at 1:00am:

True Colours wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:50pm:
Turnbull is waiting for his chance ...



Too late.

Bishop will be our next PM.



Anyone got a razor-blade???  :P

Whats the address?

Title: Re: Abbott,s Wandering the Desert
Post by progressiveslol on Oct 1st, 2013 at 7:26am

Swagman wrote on Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:54pm:
That looks more like Julia or Kevin after Caucus meetings

lol it sure does. 2 in labor in record time and these fools want it to happen in a party where it doesnt happen so quick. Liberals are too rock steady and usually make the right right choices compared to a panic stricken, decision on the run party like labor.

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