The Northern Territory University will announce the winner of its honourary degree in Medical Science in Darwin tonight. This year, the rcipient is tipped to be a former student of the NTU.

Sources say candidates must have made a significant contribution to the "social, scientific or political life of this country". Former recipients include scientists, inventors, specialists, and a member of the Ryde Greens.

Thoughts?

Karnal,

;D ;D ;D ;D

Keep it up mate, loving it!  :)

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 8:44pm:

The Northern Territory University will announce the winner of its honourary degree in Medical Science in Darwin tonight. This year, the rcipient is tipped to be a former student of the NTU. Sources say candidates must have made a significant contribution to the "social, scientific or political life of this country". Former recipients include scientists, inventors, specialists, and a member of the Ryde Greens. Thoughts?

Is woof woof from the NT?

No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation.

Political Animal might be in for a chance though.

Is Lynn from the N.T.?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 8:44pm:

The Northern Territory University will announce the winner of its honourary degree in Medical Science in Darwin tonight. This year, the rcipient is tipped to be a former student of the NTU. Sources say candidates must have made a significant contribution to the "social, scientific or political life of this country". Former recipients include scientists, inventors, specialists, and a member of the Ryde Greens. Thoughts?

If the award includes a salad bowl I will hack into NTUs files and, after giving him numerous 'Summa Cum Laude' across all fields of endeavour, nominate Armchair Politician.

:)

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 10:13pm:

No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation. Political Animal might be in for a chance though.

Sorry!!
Ineligible.

Failed the entrance exams!

:D

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 10:13pm:

No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation. Political Animal might be in for a chance though.

I think he is also now in New Zealand.....but his return will be a fizzer.

Lobo wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 10:23pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13th, 2013 at 8:44pm: The Northern Territory University will announce the winner of its honourary degree in Medical Science in Darwin tonight. This year, the rcipient is tipped to be a former student of the NTU. Sources say candidates must have made a significant contribution to the "social, scientific or political life of this country". Former recipients include scientists, inventors, specialists, and a member of the Ryde Greens. Thoughts? If the award includes a salad bowl I will hack into NTUs files and, after giving him numerous 'Summa Cum Laude' across all fields of endeavour, nominate Armchair Politician. :)

Sorry froggie, all the salad bowls have been taken by those pesky asylum seekers.

News from Darwin: the Vice Chancellor of the Northern Territory University has announced the winner of the 2013 honorary degree in Medical Science, "for his service to policy formulation, environmental activism and animal welfare".

The award will go to Matty.

Let’s all congratulate Matty for this prestigious award. This means he can now go onto medical school and fulfill his dream of becoming a specialist.

This should shut the leftards up once and for all.

I went to that uni. Perhaps I will get an award too? :)

SOB

karnal

what is matty going to specialise in he is not going to be a Urologist is he?

Wankers - check

Biscuit - check

Gobblers - check

John S wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 10:03am:

karnal what is matty going to specialise in he is not going to be a Urologist is he?

He’ll probably specialise in being a specialist, Wise One. $180,000. Now he’s got his degree he’ll be able to practice.

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 4:58am:

I went to that uni. Perhaps I will get an award too? :) SOB

Maybe, SOB, but you have to have done something to better mankind, I think.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 11:28am:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 14th, 2013 at 4:58am: I went to that uni. Perhaps I will get an award too? :) SOB Maybe, SOB, but you have to have done something to better mankind, I think.

john howard didnt . . . .

SOB

Aussie wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 10:35pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13th, 2013 at 10:13pm: No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation. Political Animal might be in for a chance though. I think he is also now in New Zealand.....but his return will be a fizzer.

I thought he moved to Singapore?..

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 11:59am:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14th, 2013 at 11:28am: Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Apr 14th, 2013 at 4:58am: I went to that uni. Perhaps I will get an award too? :) SOB Maybe, SOB, but you have to have done something to better mankind, I think. john howard didnt . . . . SOB

He got booted out of his safe seat..that helped better mankind  :D

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 11:21pm:

Lobo wrote on Apr 13th, 2013 at 10:23pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 13th, 2013 at 8:44pm: The Northern Territory University will announce the winner of its honourary degree in Medical Science in Darwin tonight. This year, the rcipient is tipped to be a former student of the NTU. Sources say candidates must have made a significant contribution to the "social, scientific or political life of this country". Former recipients include scientists, inventors, specialists, and a member of the Ryde Greens. Thoughts? If the award includes a salad bowl I will hack into NTUs files and, after giving him numerous 'Summa Cum Laude' across all fields of endeavour, nominate Armchair Politician. :) Sorry froggie, all the salad bowls have been taken by those pesky asylum seekers.

Bloody Hell!!!

:D

The leftards just can’t stomach the fact that Matty has always gotten what he wants, and he’s never had to try too hard for it either. The leftards want everyone to suffer like they have - in awful public housing estates and Aboriginal settlements and institutions and God knows what else.

Matty fills them full of class envy. Well, guess what, leftards, people like Matty will continue to rule this country, even if they are in New Zealand. You won’t be laughing when Mr Abbott gets in. He could run Australia from Timbuktu and do a better job than JuLiar.

When our side gets back in, Matty will return, I’m certain of it.

That’s if he doesn’t have any problems with his new medical practice in Dunedin.

Thoughts?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 5:52pm:

The leftards just can’t stomach the fact that Matty has always gotten what he wants, and he’s never had to try too hard for it either. The leftards want everyone to suffer like they have - in awful public housing estates and Aboriginal settlements and institutions and God knows what else. Matty fills them full of class envy. Well, guess what, leftards, people like Matty will continue to rule this country, even if they are in New Zealand. You won’t be laughing when Mr Abbott gets in. He could run Australia from Timbuktu and do a better job than JuLiar. When our side gets back in, Matty will return, I’m certain of it. That’s if he doesn’t have any problems with his new medical practice in Dunedin. Thoughts?

Is Matty eligible now he has dual Singapore/New Zealand citizenship?

adelcrow wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 6:09pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14th, 2013 at 5:52pm: The leftards just can’t stomach the fact that Matty has always gotten what he wants, and he’s never had to try too hard for it either. The leftards want everyone to suffer like they have - in awful public housing estates and Aboriginal settlements and institutions and God knows what else. Matty fills them full of class envy. Well, guess what, leftards, people like Matty will continue to rule this country, even if they are in New Zealand. You won’t be laughing when Mr Abbott gets in. He could run Australia from Timbuktu and do a better job than JuLiar. When our side gets back in, Matty will return, I’m certain of it. That’s if he doesn’t have any problems with his new medical practice in Dunedin. Thoughts? Is Matty eligible now he has dual Singapore/New Zealand citizenship?

Don't worry, Adel, I hear Matty has Barnaby on his side already and he will sort it.

That’s a hard one, Adelcrow. Matty may need to revoke his citizenship of these countries. I’ll address this with him when I see him.

Still, why shouldn’t Matty hold dual citizenship? In fact, why should he need to be elected at all? It’s just a stupid ritual to make dumb leftards think they have a say.

I might be alone, but I know his return will be thunderous.

adelcrow wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 6:09pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14th, 2013 at 5:52pm: The leftards just can’t stomach the fact that Matty has always gotten what he wants, and he’s never had to try too hard for it either. The leftards want everyone to suffer like they have - in awful public housing estates and Aboriginal settlements and institutions and God knows what else. Matty fills them full of class envy. Well, guess what, leftards, people like Matty will continue to rule this country, even if they are in New Zealand. You won’t be laughing when Mr Abbott gets in. He could run Australia from Timbuktu and do a better job than JuLiar. When our side gets back in, Matty will return, I’m certain of it. That’s if he doesn’t have any problems with his new medical practice in Dunedin. Thoughts? Is Matty eligible now he has dual Singapore/New Zealand citizenship?

There is talk of relaxing the visa requirements between NZ and Aus.

:)

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13^th, 2013 at 10:13pm:

No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation. Political Animal might be in for a chance though.

what a misogynist thing to say..

motherhood..nothing and no one can prepare you for it..from the labourward onwards... and you call that not a valuable contribution..


and on her own  makes it ten times harder..


do me a favor k.. if you aint been there keep your opinion to yourself regarding motherhood.

you have no idea what you are talking about...... not that thats anything new.

I’m sorry, Cods, you’re right. You’ve made me wake up and see.my mistake.

Of course Woof Woof has made a contribution to her family - this is what a mother does. This is her role in society.

But to think poor Woof Woof has invented anything or contributed something great to our nation as a whole - I’m sure you’ll agree. The very thought is ludicrous.

But thank you, dear, for contributing your thoughts. Much appreciated.

Now, don’t you have some dishes or something waiting?

cods wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 8:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 13th, 2013 at 10:13pm: No, Skippy, Woof Woof is a single mother from Queensland. I don’t think she’d be elligible. You have to have made a valuable contribution to the nation. Political Animal might be in for a chance though. what a misogynist thing to say.. motherhood..nothing and no one can prepare you for it..from the labourward onwards... and you call that not a valuable contribution.. and on her own  makes it ten times harder.. do me a favor k.. if you aint been there keep your opinion to yourself regarding motherhood. you have no idea what you are talking about...... not that thats anything new.

How exactly is it "misogynist"? A single mothers contribution to society may be a hard slog but it isnt unique nor is it worthy of an educational award.

SOB

That’s right, SOB. I’m sure we can all agree that Matty’s contribution to politics is far more worthy than Woof Woof’s.

She’s just a hanger-on.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 9:37am:

That’s right, SOB. I’m sure we can all agree that Matty’s contribution to politics is far more worthy than Woof Woof’s. She’s just a hanger-on.

Like Shane B and Lynne. :)

Excuse me, Skippy, Lynn is a delightful lady enjoying the Autumn years of her life. She will soon be joining Matty in Dunedin. Matty is also in the Autumn years of his life.

Sadly, Shane B passed away last week. Apparently she was a professor at the uni. I'm not sure if this was the same uni Mistie works at - thoughts?

She will be missed by all.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 14^th, 2013 at 1:16am:

Let’s all congratulate Matty for this prestigious award. This means he can now go onto medical school and fulfill his dream of becoming a specialist.

Gynaecology, I assume?

Work with what/who you know?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Gynaecology-1822.jpg

Greggery, that would mean Matty needs an honorary degree in medicine, honorary post-grad study in gynecology, and honorary membership of the Australian/New Zealand College of Gynecology.

His service to the nation would have to be pretty good to get all that. Who knows? His career could take off in a number of directions, depending on all the honorary degrees he gets.

If he's lucky, he might get an honorary Certificate in Health and Hygiene Studies to join Mistie at the uni.

Do you have a picture of that?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 12:10pm:

Greggery, that would mean Matty needs an honorary degree in medicine, honorary post-grad study in gynecology, and honorary membership of the Australian/New Zealand College of Gynecology. His service to the nation would have to be pretty good to get all that. Who knows? His career could take off in a number of directions, depending on all the honorary degrees he gets. If he's lucky, he might get an honorary Certificate in Health and Hygiene Studies to join Mistie at the uni. Do you have a picture of that?

Actually, the picture above shows Matty shaking hands with Mistie.

Good Heavens. That explains why Mistie's got no arms. He must have lost them on the job.

Mistie deserves an honorary degree in something too. Humanities?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 12:10pm:

If he's lucky, he might get an honorary Certificate in Health and Hygiene Studies to join Mistie at the uni. Do you have a picture of that?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51opxDP4maL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Big Donger wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 12:25pm:

Good Heavens. That explains why Mistie's got no arms. He must have lost them on the job. Mistie deserves an honorary degree in something too. Humanities?

http://www.worldofmunchkin.com/cards/honorarydegree/img/cover_lg.jpg


:-/

When Mistie gets his honorary degree in Humanities, he can change the academe and stop them all criticizing their own culture.

Matty's already making leaps and bounds in Medical Science. It looks like his amputation of Mistie's arms was most successful.

Another waste of bandwidth.

This is a politics forum Karnal, not your playground.

bugger off elsewhere with this unfunny sh*t.

Moderators, the above leftard is clearly in breach of the forum rules. Remove him immediately and put a suitable ban in place, thanks.

Also, he has never served his country in the theatre of war. I would like this duly noted.

Matty escaped the draft because New Zealand doesn't have one. Lucky Matty doesn't live in Singapore.

If he did, we'd lose him to the army when his strengths are clearly in Medical Science.

Neither have you served your country.

I don't count playing Call of Duty on the XBox as serving old fella.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 2:22pm:

Neither have you served your country. I don't count playing Call of Duty on the XBox as serving old fella.

Ah! That's what Mistie is doing here ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Gynaecology-1822.jpg

... looking for his XBox controller.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 2:22pm:

Neither have you served your country. I don't count playing Call of Duty on the XBox as serving old fella.

And here this leftard is breaching forum rules and insulting a veteran. Mistie would be appalled.

Remove it immediately, moderators.

These leftists can’t stand that Matty has come out on top. How many of them have received an honorary Medical Science degree?

That’s right. Not one.

Matty makes $180,000, and all the leftists get is the dole.

If you people ever come to Dunedin, don’t bother to drop in. Matty only receives decent visitors, thanks.

Looks like Karnal's got himself another little rent boy.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 9:45pm:

Looks like Karnal's got himself another little rent boy.

Did you find those car keys yet Mistie?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Gynaecology-1822.jpg

Who's your favourite, karnal? Alevine? Skippy? Gregpec? Which one gives you the most pleasure and loves you long time?

That sounded slightly racist Mistie.

Be careful: they might take away your doctorate.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51opxDP4maL._SS500_.jpg

Sounds like Mistie has a problem with rent boys to me.

What do you have against these people, Mistie?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 10:12pm:

Sounds like Mistie has a problem with rent boys to me. What do you have against these people, Mistie?

It's what he wants to hold against us that is frightening, karnal.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 9:49pm:

Who's your favourite, karnal? Alevine? Skippy? Gregpec? Which one gives you the most pleasure and loves you long time?

I think Misty is jealous. It's okay Misty, I like you :)

You give me a lot of pleasure too, Mistie.

I have nothing against rent boys - or janitors.

I believe in equality of opportunity, you see.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Apr 15^th, 2013 at 2:04pm:

Another waste of bandwidth. This is a politics forum Karnal, not your playground. bugger off elsewhere with this unfunny sh*t.

What is it with you trolls that you have no sense of fun or humour? You go away since you arent even australian.

SOB

The rent boys line up for their daily nourishment.

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Apr 16^th, 2013 at 7:20am:

The rent boys line up for their daily nourishment.

That’s the spirit, Mistie.

Mental nourishment, of course - straight from the uni.

Thoughts?

Cods is right. Why do the left hate the rich so much?

At least we know that if we aspire, maybe one day we’ll be effluent.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 16^th, 2013 at 12:16pm:

Cods is right. Why do the left hate the rich so much? At least we know that if we aspire, maybe one day we’ll be effluent.

that image is bloody scary thank you..good you are referring to laborites .. when you are out spending your effluent let us know so we can avoid..thats not being snobby just hygienic..

That’s nourishment, that is. No reason to be hygienic, dear.

Much better to be a snob.