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Title: 10 or more commandments
Post by Amadd on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:48am

For starters, and without too much thought, I'll jot down a short list.

1. Shall not kill as punishment.

2. Shall not steal.

3. Treat others as you wish to be treated (unless you're a masochist)

4. No lying for self-gain.

5. Look after this planet for future generations.

6. Try to do your best.

7. Rules and laws shall be deemed democratically.

8. Everybody has the right to peaceful protest within earshod of chosen rulemakers. (Howard u prick).

9. No punishment shall be lawful where no crime has been committed.

10. People have the right to self-protection by reasonable means.

11. Everybody has the right to an opinion whether or not it offends others.

12. Animals shall not be made to suffer.

..Oh well there could be more and what I've put down could be adjusted and clarified.

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by bobbythebat1 on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:50am

I'll add another one:

Only kiss a girl on the hand on your first date.

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:55am

Bobby. wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:50am:

I'll add another one:

Only kiss a girl on the hand on your first date.

Really?

I like snatching kisses, and vice versa.

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:57am

Amadd wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:48am:

4. No lying for self-gain.

Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ? :-/

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by Amadd on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 12:03pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:57am:

Amadd wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:48am:

4. No lying for self-gain.

Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ? :-/

Well, you could probably break a few here and there and still be streets ahead of the average Christian :)

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by Robert Paulson on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 1:03pm

1. Don't be a dick.

That is all.

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by greggerypeccary on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 1:06pm

Amadd wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 12:03pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:57am:

Amadd wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 11:48am:

4. No lying for self-gain.

Not even "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" ? :-/

Well, you could probably break a few here and there and still be streets ahead of the average Christian :)

Phew! I was hoping I could still use that one.

Title: Re: 10 or more commandments
Post by Amadd on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 2:52pm

Well if that's the way you like to leave 'em looking peccary ;D

... wrote on Jan 25^th, 2013 at 1:03pm:

1. Don't be a dick.

That is all.

That might just about cover it if everybody didn't think that the dick is the other person.