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Title: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:31am
Hitler and Goering were arguing about the Jews, Goering stating that they were quite clever people and Hitler vehemently denying they were any such thing.
Finally Goering told Hitler that they should go out in the city and Goering would show Hitler it was true. Hitler agreed, so they disguised themselves and went out on the street. Goering took Hitler into a shop, went up to the counter, and asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared at Goering for a moment and then said no, mein herr, I do not. The two left with Hitler complaining that he did not understand what the point of this was and Goering telling him to be patient. They went to another shop and Goering gave the same act: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared and shrugged his shoulders. They left with Hitler becoming incensed over this nonsense and Goering begging for patience. Finally they went into a Jewish shop; Goering again asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk smiled graciously, went into the back room and made a show of rummaging around, brought out a saucer and teacup, set down the saucer, and carefully placed the cup with the handle pointed so Goering could pick it with his left hand. "There you are, mein herr!" the clerk said. Goering bought the teacup, thanked the clerk, and the two men left. Goering turned to Hitler and said: "See, I told you the Jews were very clever people." "I don't see what was so clever about that," Hitler snapped. "He just happened to have one in stock!" SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by pansi1951 on Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:45am
I did lol
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:57am
So by extension, if one population is relatively "smart" it follows that other populations will be relatively "stupid"?
Faultless logic, yes? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:26am ... wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:57am:
Its a joke idiot SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:41am
well duh.
But for a joke to be funny, it must contain a kernel of truth. And that kernel in this instance, is that jews are a crafty bunch. Besides, you started a thread just to tell an old joke. Did you really expect everyone to just flock around and tell you how funny you are? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:47am ... wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:41am:
Nope i expected you to troll me as usual. How does it feel to be so predictable? SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:53am
Who's trolling?
You started a thread titled "jews are clever" Yet when someone posts on that very topic, you start crying into your pillow. So do you think, on average, that jews are clever or not? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:57am Quote:
some are and some arent just like everyone else. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:59am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:57am:
Hence "on average" |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 11:58am
(ashkenazi) jew iq is like 107, some estimates have been around 115 but those are probably outliers
its the highest in the world in terms of ethnic groups though episopalians are probably smarter, though they're not an ethnic group whether the jew-gentile achivement/cognitive ability gap (one which nobody ever seems to talk about and you are apparently a neonazi for thinking exists) is genetic or environmental is another question though, greg cochran and henry harpending have proposed a plausible mechanism by which it could be genetic, though speculations on the etiology of this gap, both of the enviromental and genetic variety are highly theoretical and speculative at this time, particularly with the paucity of available evidence beyond research which establishes the existence of the gap itself i dont think the nazis ever thought the jews were thick or inferior - they had other reasons for hating them |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:05pm Quote:
Jews are not an ethnic group either. Its a religion. Anyone can be a jew. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:06pm
nup its an ethnic group delimited by cultural, ancestral and genetic factors. it is also a religion and an identification, of course. why can it only be one thing?
ever met an atheist or a christian jew? there's heaps of them |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:12pm JC Denton wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:06pm:
No. They just say they are a race but they arent, Those ones are semitic and dont want to admit they are same race as the palestinains. Anyone cant be an asian. Anyone cant be an aboriginal. Those are races. Anyone can be an australia or an american. those are nationalities. Anyone can be a muslim or an xtian. Those are religions. an "ethnic" jew could be someone born in israel and a nationality not a race. Thats a possibility. Stupid but possible. Associating a religion with a race is the stupidest thing anyone could do. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:18pm
nope sorry the population genetic literature disagrees with you
i don't think you're getting my point that 'jewishness' is more than one thing, and what it means to be a jew, or could mean to be a jew, is irrelevant to the question of whether they are distinct, genetically delimited ethnic group Quote:
that's racist mate, haven't you seen the court decision on aboriginal identification by Judge Merkel in 1998? Quote:
As an Aboriginal male, I am insulted by your suggestion that because I possess no actual Aboriginal ancestry I cannot identify with my indigenous brothers and sisters as an Aboriginal and be a member of the Aboriginal race. I demand that you take your statement back, you bigoted genetic essentialist dinosaur. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:49pm
Doesnt change your race though
i think you are being anti-lizard. Are you insulting me because of my reptilian bloodline? You small ppl will be wiped out eventually anyway. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:53pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:49pm:
lol yeah i know i was just joking around with the identification thing - i think the whole thing is hilarious, though im not anti lizard im anti mammal |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:59pm JC Denton wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:53pm:
Oh so you are one of us? We will rule the world - in fact we already do. the pope is one of us and obama and romney and not that lil ron paul guy. Hes not one of us. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 1:07pm
become one with the one
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 27th, 2012 at 4:50pm
Wait, there are still people that think Jewish is race? Really?
See, most of you when you think of Jewish people you think of white people, sometimes brownish people if you're looking at Israel, but definitely a form of Caucasian... Then explain this black person here. That there is Sammy Davis Jr, my Hebrew Homeboy. If Jewish is a race then why didn't he turn white? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 4:53pm
*shrugs*
perhaps the same reason halle Berry is "black" yet genetically is more white. Yeah, just look at those nubian features. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 27th, 2012 at 4:57pm Not theres a black fella (but i dont think hes jewish) SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 5:07pm
how come tiger woods is "black" and not thai/chinese/indian?
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Antonio Primo de Rivera on Jun 27th, 2012 at 5:17pm
maybe a word can mean more than one thing, chard.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 27th, 2012 at 5:27pm
How come this guy is 'white" and not hispanic or jewish?
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:08am JC Denton wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 5:17pm:
Here's the point. --------->iHere's you, way down below the point. Words can have different meanings, true. In the case of Jews, not a single one of the meanings has anything to do with "race". Instead it's defined as a religious, ethnic, and sometimes national identity (pretty much just the Israelis do that one). My point with Sammy Davis Jr was to show that, no, Jew isn't a smacking race, it's a religion or ethnic identity (unless you're Israeli). Sammy Davis Jr proves this as he's clearly a viable racial minority who, get this, converted to Judaism. Last time I checked you can't covert your race. And no, chuckleheads, plastic surgery doesn't count. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:55am ... wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 5:27pm:
Yeah, about that. Everyone that isn't either a racist shithead or stunningly ignorant knows that he is Hispanic (it's really easy to verify, just google the Treyvon Martin Shooting). The only reason some first thought he was white was because of his name and because most people. like yourself. are to lazy to do their own research. Other than that, thanks for proving my point. P.S. Concerning the whole "research" issue, do everyone a favor and stay the hell away from a university so you don't waste your time and the much more valuable time of your potential professors. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 28th, 2012 at 9:59am
Not too sharp at picking up sarcasm and facetiousness are ya?
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:12pm ... wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 9:59am:
I totally got that when you said Halle Berry isn't black because she supposedly looks "genetically white". Just remember black people are capable of a wide range of skin tones besides '"burnt umber" and "Wesley Snipes*". She's what we call "mocha". Either way, I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god. Seriously, girl wouldn't walk right afterwards. *True Fact: Wesley Snipes is the blackest thing in the universe. Where black holes exert such gravity that light cannot escape, Snipes just glares at the light until the Photons sh*t themselves and flee in terror. Seriously, black person's three shades darker than a black cat at the bottom of a coal mine at midnight. Previous contenders for blackest things known to science include certain arrangements of carbon nanotubes, the Dallas Cowboys 2011 defensive line, black cats at the bottom of coal mines at midnight, and Samuel L. Jackson. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Elvis Wesley on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:42pm
Is "black" a race?
or is it a state of miiiind... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by adelcrow on Jun 28th, 2012 at 5:24pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:47am:
You've got a stalker :D |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 28th, 2012 at 5:38pm adelcrow wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 5:24pm:
I seem to have several . . . . . SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 28th, 2012 at 8:24pm Chard wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:08am:
What's the difference between ethnicity and race? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by muso on Jun 28th, 2012 at 8:37pm
Not much, except that "ethnicity" is a more valid term. The term "race" is not regarded as a useful classification system.
Effectively, people who are grouped together on the basis of one or two genetic traits would have to be grouped very differently for other traits. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 28th, 2012 at 10:09pm freediver wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 8:24pm:
Before I even bother responding to your sophistic circlejerkng this time... Do you believe Jew is a race, yes or no? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 28th, 2012 at 10:22pm Chard wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 10:09pm:
I think it is a race and a religion. Judaism is almost unique among religions in that it does not call to proselytise. Like Islam is unique in combining religion and politics, Judaism is unique in combining religion and race. Your exception example is one that proves the rule, not one that disproves the rule. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 28th, 2012 at 11:05pm freediver wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 10:22pm:
Then show me examples of this "Jewish" race. Show me a race that is solely defined by religious affiliation. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 29th, 2012 at 7:53pm
There is only one Jewish race, hence only one example of it. We are trying to point out to you that the term has two meanings, not that the religion is defined by the race or vice versa. It is a pretty simple concept.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 29th, 2012 at 11:41pm freediver wrote on Jun 29th, 2012 at 7:53pm:
Way to miss the point.... Ok, here, I'll spell it out for you. It's a religion. There is no such thing as a "Jewish Race". |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Yadda on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:21am
"Jews are clever"
Of course they are, and it was a Jew called Jamie Levin who developed NZT. NZT alone, is what gives the Jews their edge. ;D ;D ;D LOL Seriously.... There are around 12 million Jewish people alive today, among 6-7 BILLION non-Jews. Yet Jewish people are common recipients of the Nobel Prize [a prize that is recognised as typically reflecting excellence in intellectual achievement]. How else can you explain the predominance of Jews being among recipients of the Nobel Prize, except that the Jewish people are a lot smarter than most non-Jewish people ? Q. What has the history of the Jewish people 'taught' them, or what has their history imbued, into the Jewish psyche ? A. Something very special ! There is no book, no other chronicle, like their OT Bible. There are no other people like the Jewish people. The Jewish people are 'set apart' from all other people, for a very special reason. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by falah on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:32am Yadda wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:21am:
It is quite simple, just look at who dominates Western (especially US) media. The Nobel Prize committe is undoubetly influenced by a media which promotes its own people. An example is the the promotion of the plagiarist, Albert Einstein, by US media. The Jews became rich through milking Christians with their usury banking system. Then they used their wealth to influence US and British media outlets. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_bank |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by The Heartless Felon on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:35am Well, you've convinced me, I am never going to be tempted to tell a joke around here... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 6:02am Chard wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 11:05pm:
Ive seen them saying this crap before and they seem to think the "race" is descended from some bible character or something that makes them all inbred. Abraham? I think it was abraham. complete BS of course and not scientifically sound so they rattle on this BS about being a religion and a race. Not a race though. No racial characteristics. Its a religion. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 6:02am The Heartless Felon wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:35am:
Lololol yeah SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 30th, 2012 at 9:19am Chard wrote on Jun 29th, 2012 at 11:41pm:
So your argument amounts to repeating yourself? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 30th, 2012 at 10:53am freediver wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 9:19am:
Which is pretty much the same as your argument at this point. Should we start with the "Nuh-uh!" and "Uh-huh!" next? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:23am
The link between race and relgion is that Judaism is believed by Jews to be inhereted from the mother. Practice also reflects this.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:34am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 6:02am:
"Jewish men from communities which developed in the Near East—Iran, Iraq, Kurdistan, Yemen—and European Jews have very similar, almost identical genetic profiles. “Despite their long-term residence in different countries and isolation from one another, most Jewish populations were not significantly different from one another at the genetic level. The results support the hypothesis that the paternal gene pools of Jewish communities from Europe, North Africa and the Middle East descended from a common Middle Eastern ancestral population, and suggest that most Jewish communities have remained relatively isolated from neighboring non-Jewish communities during and after the Diaspora.” (M.F. Hammer, Proc. Nat’l Academy of Science, May 9, 2000)" http://www.simpletoremember.com/articles/a/jewish-genetics/ http://ethnicgenome.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/the-race-of-sephardic-jews/ http://www.khazaria.com/genetics/abstracts.html- "Key findings: The main ethnic element of Ashkenazim (German and Eastern European Jews), Sephardim (Spanish and Portuguese Jews), Mizrakhim (Middle Eastern Jews), Juhurim (Mountain Jews of the Caucasus), Italqim (Italian Jews), and most other modern Jewish populations of the world is Israelite. The Israelite haplotypes fall into Y-DNA haplogroups J and E." |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:36am
double post
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:47am
Thats not ALL jews like with asians and caucasians. Still not a "race". Not unless they all have the same genetic traits.
SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:49am
What are you suggesting Spot? That the term Jew can have multiple meanings? Well done. Glad to see you are keeping up.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:55am freediver wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:49am:
you need to learn to read. They dont ALL have the same genetic traits. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Soren on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:02pm Chard wrote on Jun 29th, 2012 at 11:41pm:
Oh, really?? So there are no atheist, non-religious Jews? Interesting idea. Your own? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:05pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:47am:
No two individuals have the 'same genetic traits'....except identical twins... Asian and Caucasian are 'class' groups of races... Asian can mean anything from people in Russia (North Asian) to people in Arabia, Turkey, Iran and Israel (Western Asian) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian The same applies to Caucasian.... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by falah on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:10pm
Judaism is a racist religion. Jews invented the idea of race. So ironic that it came back to bite them when Hitler adopted there racist ideas.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Soren on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:22pm falah wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:10pm:
Well, it's a step up from tribe, where the Arabs still are. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:22pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:05pm:
Oh noice. Pretend not to know what im taking about. What race are russians? Thats their ethnicity. I guess i have to use baby language. Geez how annoying. Okay ASIAN RACE and CAUCASIAN RACE. you knwo them by looking @ them. Chinese is ethnicity. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Avram Horowitz on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:28pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:22pm:
So Indians and Chinese are the same race? Both are in Asia. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Avram Horowitz wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:28pm:
What do they look like? Do you call indians asian? Do they have asian features? Hmmmm? SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Avram Horowitz on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:58pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm:
Are Indians in Asia? Or Europe? Or Antarctica? :D |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Avram Horowitz on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:01pm
In Europe, Indians are called Asians my friend.
So tell me, why are they not Asian in your opinion or are you based on just what Australians wish to call them? You ignore what continent they are from and what other countries call them? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:13pm Avram Horowitz wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:01pm:
Are you telling me you dont understand what a "race" is? SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:36pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:55am:
Well done spot. Some Jews are not genetically Jewish. Some don't believe in God. Some don't eat Latkas. Perhaps that means that the term can be used to mean different things? Do you get it yet? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 1:50pm Quote:
SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:47pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 12:22pm:
Very good Spot, so does a group of people, from different areas, who share common genetic traits belong to the same ethnic group?? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by falah on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:55pm
There is no scientific basis for the term 'race'. It is purely a social construct.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:57pm falah wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:55pm:
Species? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:08pm bobbythefap1 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:57pm:
Ethnic group? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:10pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:08pm:
Socio economic category? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:12pm bobbythefap1 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:10pm:
no, that wouldn't work.....Socio-Economic category can change within a year or life time...(win lotto, get a promotion, get fired etc) |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:12pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:12pm:
You can take the boy out of Brunswick, but you cant take Brunswick out of the boy. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Morning Mist on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:16pm falah wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:55pm:
Yeah all those Australians of European descent with skin cancers is just a social construction. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:16pm falah wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:55pm:
Quote:
SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:17pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 2:47pm:
Who cares? It has nothing to do with the fact that Judaism is a religion not a race. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:22pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:17pm:
Judaism IS a religion.....Jewish is a race/ethnic group. :) :) |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:23pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:22pm:
Judaism is the religion of some Semites. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:33pm bobbythefap1 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:23pm:
LOL very good....but when two apparently disparate groups of the same religion share common gentic markers despite a seperation of time and geographic location, that indicates a direct genetic heritage...which is the definition of ethnic group (race)... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by falah on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:35pm Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:16pm:
So propensity for contracting disease is grounds for distinction by race? What about people who are more likely to develop breast cancer, should we consider them a race too? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:36pm freediver wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 11:23am:
So your basis for there being a Jewish race is ancient superstitions and maternal guilt trips? Really? If that's the case then I submit that Catholicism is a race too since most Catholics are baptized soon after getting squirted out of the womb and they tend to stay Catholics so as not to disappoint their mothers. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Avram Horowitz on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:04pm
It is true to be Jewish your mother should be Jewish.
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Morning Mist on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:05pm falah wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:35pm:
Whatever way you spin it, fair coloured (that is, white) Australians are more susceptible to skin cancer. The fair skin burns easier. Read about it: http://www.cancer.org.au/cancersmartlifestyle/SunSmart/SkinType.htm |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:09pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:22pm:
You still cant read? It isnt a "race" @ all. Maybe in a pinch you can call the jews in israel an ethnic group but not a race. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:11pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 3:33pm:
An ethnic group is not a race. You saw the definition of race earlier. An ethnic group can include several different races bu8t is not a race or it wouldn't need a different word. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:29pm Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:11pm:
So Jewish is an ethnic group AND a religion...happy now?? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:48pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:29pm:
Maybe. It includes several ethnic groups. However not everyone in the ethnic groups are jewish. Why do they need 2 definitions anyway? They are a religion. And the ones in israel are israelites. And i give it maybe 3 hours and someone will call it a race again. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:09pm Quote:
Ahhh but that's my point...almost the population of the jewish religion shares enough common DNA to qualify as an ethnic group... The ones in Israel (from families that have lived there continuously) share significant DNA markers with people of the same religion, from European families... Which isn't all that unusual incidently......Italians are a recognised ethnic group, and 87% are Catholic... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:41pm gizmo_2655 wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:09pm:
That makes them israelis. Or some semitic label. Judaism is their religion not a race. Are you trying to say catholicism is a race? lol! SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by gizmo_2655 on Jul 1st, 2012 at 12:39am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:41pm:
It would be if Catholics only intermarried amongst themselves (in a relatively small grouping) for long enough... Take the Amish as an example......they share enough common heritage, culture, language and religion to qualify as a distinct ethnic group. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jul 1st, 2012 at 1:54am Avram Horowitz wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 4:04pm:
I'm well aware of that, Avram. My point was that using religious scripture as a basis for what is and isn't a race is absurd. Also, Jewish moms are awesome when you've got a cold, but only if you like a good bowl of Jewish Penicillin (aka Chicken Soup). |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Bertram on Jul 1st, 2012 at 1:59am Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 30th, 2012 at 5:41pm:
you can't be an atheist catholic or muslim. but you can be an atheist jew. how do you explain that? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Bertram on Jul 1st, 2012 at 2:01am Chard wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 1:54am:
what is a good and acceptable basis for you? you do recognise different races, i assume. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jul 1st, 2012 at 3:25am Bertram wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 2:01am:
Well, a good start on it would be not using ancient religions and hokey superstitions as a basis. My point has been and still remains that religion is not race. There is no such thing as a "Jewish" race any more then there's a "Catholic" race, a "Muslim" race, or a "Scientologist" race. Bertram wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 2:01am:
Sure. I just don't subscribe to the concept that religion defines race. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 1st, 2012 at 5:39am gizmo_2655 wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 12:39am:
But they arent are they. They are a religion. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 1st, 2012 at 5:40am Bertram wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 1:59am:
Stupid ppl making stuff up because they dont know any better basically. Or there may be atheists in israel. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 1st, 2012 at 5:43am
Seriously this is stupid. Jewish is a religion. Israelis live in israel. Semitic ppl are palestinians and israelis.
SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by The Heartless Felon on Jul 1st, 2012 at 6:01am
Bertram wrote: "what is a good and acceptable basis for you?
you do recognise different races, i assume." I'd much rather discuss the religious fervour that attends the Melbourne Cup, but that's another race... |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:29am
How many non-religious people call themselves Christian? How many non-religious people call themselves Jewish?
Think about it. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:32am freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:29am:
I can call an apple an orange, but guess what. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:34am bobbythefap1 wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:32am:
If enough people did that, the word would actually have a dual meaning. There is no such thing as an absolute definition in the English language. Words are defined by how people use them, and people use the word Jew to describe a religion, a culture and a race. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:37am freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:34am:
Lol that's clearly not what I mean. The word can change, the object does not. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:38am freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:29am:
Actually i know plenty of non-religious ppl that call themselves catholic. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:39am bobbythefap1 wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:37am:
Let me know when you figure out what you are trying to say. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by PoliticalPuppet on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:41am freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:39am:
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Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:42am freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:34am:
Only the stupid ppl. Normal ppl use israeli to describe ppl that live in israel - jewish to describe a religion and kikes to mean those semitic ppl with big noses in new york. SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Chard on Jul 1st, 2012 at 11:42am
For f*ck's sake, do I need crayons to draw this sh*t out for you people?
Religion is not a goddamn race. If it is then there's a motherf*cking Catholic race, a goddamn Hindu race, and a buggermothering Scientologist race. Knock your poo off already, Freediver. |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by freediver on Jul 1st, 2012 at 12:41pm
How many people do you know who 'converted' to Judaism? Why do you think that a single example of someone converting rather than being 'born into' it is significant, other than to demonstrate that it is the exception rather than the rule?
Can you give an example of any other race whose edges are less blurred? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by falah on Jul 1st, 2012 at 1:00pm freediver wrote on Jul 1st, 2012 at 12:41pm:
Madonna, Margo Stilley, Sammy Davis Jr, Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Isla Fisher, Connie Chung, Tom Arnold, Hey Freeliar, are these Ethiopian Jews part of the Jewish "race"? What about Ugandan Jews? What about Indian jews? They part of the Jewish "race" too? |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by Spot of Borg on Jul 2nd, 2012 at 4:56am
8 pages for a joke
SOB |
Title: Re: Jews are clever Post by The Heartless Felon on Jul 2nd, 2012 at 4:59am But not a bad joke... |
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