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Title: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 11:26am
New evidence shows that the stick may be more than 50,000 years old, as scholars previously argued.
Cultural anthropologists from the School of Pakistani Studies in Bradford, UK, now believe they have decoded the mystery of the stick in ancient times. "We know they had sticks in Atlantis and Mu, for example. What is still under debate is what they were used for," said Dr P.B. Karnal, who headed the Stick project. "We now have some answers. The texts we studied refer to a form of mind control, akin to the mainstream media today. Apparently, it was very effective. You could point the stick at someone and stop them thinking completely." Dr Karnal believes that with the right training, this technology could be harnessed today. "We would need to skill up a whole new generation of witchdoctors and medicine persons. Right now, the training only goes up to Certificate IV level. The Faculty have been lobbying for degree status in this area for quite some time." Currently in Australia to present his research paper, Dr Karnal warns those who want to use the technology for evil over good. "In the wrong hands, of course, the stick could be a huge problem. We believe it should only be used by those with the right ethical training. Those trained in Pakistani logic and thought control would be most suitable." Dr Karnal will present his project's findings to the Asia-Pacific Conference on Post Colonial Studies in Darling Harbour, Sydney, this Friday. - AAP, 13/02/2012. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Annie Anthrax on Feb 13th, 2012 at 11:44am Quote:
Fascinating. There was a study done a while back that proved a modified version of the stick as an effective tool in controlling behaviour. It all depends on the placement, of course. As the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick that matters, but what you do with it. While smaller than the regular stick that I think you are referring to, when placed in the oral cavity paddle pop sticks were shown to induce vomiting by stimulating the gag reflex, or, exclusively in the presence of doctors, compelling the test subject to emit an 'ah' sound on command. Interestingly, sticks placed in other orifices are related to significant changes in attitude, as illustrated in the diagram below. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by dsmithy70 on Feb 13th, 2012 at 11:52am
Apparently Ancient Aboriginals had similar powers although they did use a much more powerful implement,
"The Bone" Pointing of the Bone could not only stop people thinking but could actually induce death. I suggest once Dr Karnal finish his little chinwag in Sydney, he head out to some Town Camps around the Alice & delve deeper into this mystery. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 12:11pm
Good points, Annie and Smithy.
I actually hadn't thought of the stick as a form of behaviour modification. I imagine this could also be used by the old boys as a form of pleasure. Yes, Smithy, but the bone was a different form of technology. They didn't invent this, they pulled it out of the fire, pointed it at each other, and watched as everyone fell over dead - a bit like the research into patent medications these days. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 12:12pm
Imperium, do you have any information on this invention?
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Title: Re: The stick Post by red baron on Feb 13th, 2012 at 1:44pm
And all this time I thought your blog was a bend on 'Carnal' as in Knowledge?????
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:06pm
Forgiven, Baron.
Stick used. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Annie Anthrax on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:09pm Quote:
I think you'll find you need something far more substantial than a paddle pop stick for the Old Boys, Dr. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:18pm Annie Anthrax wrote on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:09pm:
Well, I was thinking of something a bit bigger. We whites invented the cattle prod - I am, of course, extremely proud of this achievement - but I was thinking of modifying this device and turning it into a stick. What do you think? |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Annie Anthrax on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:22pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:18pm:
Not sure. Pleasuring Old Boys is not my area of expertise. You need someone with loads of experience. Have you thought about approaching Soren? |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:29pm
Good idea. He should know exactly the right technology to use.
Now if I can just think of someone with complex skills I should be right. Can you think of anyone? |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by darkhall67 on Feb 13th, 2012 at 3:48pm
A blunt stick inserted into someones eye ball has been known to alter that persons view on the merits of one particular course of action, event or situation in a favourable way
For example I recently heard someone say "My wife only got me a pair of undies for my birthday but I guess it's better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick " This persons attitude toward the less than desirable birthday gift seemed to become more grateful when compared to the blunt stick Is this the type of positive behavior modification you are talking about? |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Gist on Feb 13th, 2012 at 7:12pm
Seems someone has already institutionalised that Old Boy pleasuring stick idea
They've thought of everything haven't they? The cattle prod version is of course now mandatory. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Karnal on Feb 14th, 2012 at 2:50pm
Thanks, Darkhall and Gist. It looks like tomorrow is Stick Day.
Poke, prod, smack - whatever you like. Dr P.B. Karnal will be delivering his research paper on Friday. If anyone would like to volunteer to demonstrate their superior stick skills (whites only, please), the Asia-Pacific Conference on Post-Colonial Studies will be at the Conference Hall at Darling Harbour between 10am and 5pm. A light lunch will be provided. |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Gordon on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm
I wonder if some dirty jew has patented the stick yet?
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Valkie on Dec 4th, 2018 at 5:09am
White people advanced the stick somewhat
Firstly they started to make it out of metal with sharp edges Was very effective in taking the head off arguments. Then an enterprising soul found that by certain manipulation of the characteristics of the new metal stick, one could make a metal stick projectile fly through the air food quite some distance. The cross bow was very effective. Not wishing to be left behind, other geniuses, worked at improving the stick by adding numerous moving parts and some explosive, now sending a small metal projectile at enormous speed into the argumentative type. The sticks got bigger, the projectiles more advanced Now we have huge sticks that can destroy entire cities in one go. All thanks to the mighty stick Amazing innit? |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Ye Grappler on Dec 4th, 2018 at 7:52am
Wow - that puts Aboriginals on a whole new plain of development right there... up with the best of the ancient civilisations..... stick it to 'em, boys....
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Ye Grappler on Dec 4th, 2018 at 7:55am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Feb 13th, 2012 at 2:18pm:
Merely a technologically advanced stick... electronic cheating and just another cheap and shoddy product made in China... |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Gnads on Dec 4th, 2018 at 8:35am Grappler Racist Filth wrote on Dec 4th, 2018 at 7:52am:
Yes ... their amazing ancient flying stick could go around corners .... todays big sticks & projectile throwing sticks still seem only capable of straight trajectory. :P |
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Title: Re: The stick Post by Lols on Dec 4th, 2018 at 9:12am
Gordon needs to be given some stick! Dredging up another post from 2012! ::) ::)
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