It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk.

To do this, I propose four steps.

1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours.

2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong.

3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway.

4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike.

If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be.

F*CKEN OATH

Shouldn't be to hard, hey? You'll be back before Home and Away starts.

barnaby joe wrote on Jan 28^th, 2012 at 7:20pm:

F*CKEN OATH

Fvcken oath. You in? R&R in Bangkok, old son. PIty about Honky though. Flat feet. The army, in its infinite wisdom, won't give him a classification. smacking shrinks. What would they know?

Hey Annie! Keep the home fires burning. Sorry, love, we won't even be back for Today Tonight. We're in this for the long haul, love. This is the big one. Come and see us off at Circular Quay.

Yeah, attack a country with 10 times as many soldiers as Australia has?

While you're at it, may as well invde China too. China only has 100 times as many soldiers as Australia has.

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jan 28^th, 2012 at 7:19pm:

It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk. To do this, I propose four steps. 1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours. 2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong. 3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway. 4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike. If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be.

Congratulations, Paki mattress muncher, you are the thickest, stupidest plank. The position is yours.

The panel commends you for the years of studious effort you have put into being a godawful moron, deploying nothing but  negative gibberish and blather, not a single coherent thought towards how to do thing better. It is plain to see that you have put a lot of effort into being a stupid, grinning front bottom. It has paid off.

Tell us how you feel about receiving this honour?

Its creepy how Soren and Karnal both spell their curse words the same way.

How do you spell 'em in Arabic, numptie?

It just makes this forum a joke that you have the same person using so many usernames.

falah wrote on Jan 28^th, 2012 at 8:16pm:

It just makes this forum a joke that you have the same person using so many usernames.

Oh, you are smelling a conspiracy against Islam.

Probably a jewish conspiracy. They always are. What am I saying, probably. It IS a Jesus conspiracy.
Oy wey!!!i

Soren's grumpy cos he got a sunburn on his beach holiday. He's been in Australia for years and still hasn't learnt to slip slop slap.

I haven't converted to Islam -then left it- and married a lebanese Muslim.
So I wouln't know what grumpy is.

Now you're not making any sense at all :(


Heatstroke?

falah wrote on Jan 28^th, 2012 at 8:14pm:

Its creepy how Soren and Karnal both spell their curse words the same way.

So do I, on the rare occasion I use them here....it's the only way around swearing filter....

If you type s.h.i.t it changes to p.o.o...but if you use ! instead of i, it works...
Same with the others....v works, u doesn't....

BTW, C_W uses the same spelling too

Soren wrote on Jan 28^th, 2012 at 8:09pm:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:19pm: It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk. To do this, I propose four steps. 1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours. 2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong. 3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway. 4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike. If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be. Congratulations, Paki mattress muncher, you are the thickest, stupidest plank. The position is yours. The panel commends you for the years of studious effort you have put into being a godawful moron, deploying nothing but  negative gibberish and blather, not a single coherent thought towards how to do thing better. It is plain to see that you have put a lot of effort into being a stupid, grinning front bottom. It has paid off. Tell us how you feel about receiving this honour?

Hey, wog, how long did it take you to write that? Poor bastard. He's been here for 20 years and he still can't speak English.

Don't worry, mate. We'll put you in a nice safe bunk up on Christmas Island. Just keep your eye on the towel heads in the showers, eh?

They say your best bet's not to struggle. It only makes it harder. 

another image of the id karnal

enlightening

and forgiven

namaste

-:)

Namaste? Where the hell are you from?

They let you into this country?

i am a sovereign being incarnated

upon this world

i am in co ownership and know exactly why i am here

why are you here

namaste

-:)

Sign me up Colonel Karnal.

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 29^th, 2012 at 10:01pm:

i am a sovereign being incarnated upon this world i am in co ownership and know exactly why i am here why are you here namaste -:)

Incarnated?

bugger me. We might have to revise the draft regulations on this one. Wogs, homosexuals and incarnates in co-ownership. You can co-own Manus Island with the towel heads. We'll even give you a certificate.

I hope that's okay with your sovereignty.

Dsmithy70 wrote on Jan 29^th, 2012 at 10:10pm:

Sign me up Colonel Karnal.

Yeah. The horror...

yes truth always comes out

its good to express your confusion id karnal

i do not judge your dilemma for this is yours alone

namaste

-:)

Colonel,
Just wondering how you intend to use young Matty.
Obviously he will be at the forefront of planning, but if I maybe so bold as to suggest that interrogation of combatants/non combatants would be a perfect fit.
8 hours of bright lights & inane questions will crack the hardest of wills.

Im up for it if we can kick out the US and UK as well

Dsmithy70 wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 10:29am:

Colonel, Just wondering how you intend to use young Matty. Obviously he will be at the forefront of planning, but if I maybe so bold as to suggest that interrogation of combatants/non combatants would be a perfect fit. 8 hours of bright lights & inane questions will crack the hardest of wills.

We need creative politicians in the struggle. I know it's a contradiction in terms, but young Matty's on side.

Listen, son, don't call me colonel. I work for a living. The colonels are all p!ssing about behind desks dreaming up EEO policies.

Confused, eh Light? You ever read the Bhagavad Gita? It tells you to take back what's yours.

Jesus, I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Right you are Sarg Major

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Qr4521pdA

Dsmithy70 wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 3:41pm:

Right you are Sarg Major http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Qr4521pdA

Listen, son, I'm just an Aussie. Like you, like Imperium, like the Honk. I don't know about all the other p!ssweak gippo pricks on this board, but it's time to take the country back. We're a white Aussie country, that's it. No born here, p!ssy off, okay?

And that includes beings who incarnated here. bugger off back to your own dimenion. We grew here, you flew here.

Better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=xsVJ8J1lLBk

Thers even a reference to Matty at the 1.00 mark ;)

Confused, eh Light? You ever read the Bhagavad Gita? It tells you to take back what's yours.

_________

yes confused for you are angry and this is a

manifestation of fear so yes you are in fear

and for the comment 'take back whats yours'

by the same definition this land is stolen

terra nulius

facts are facts and ignorant is as ignorant does

and so it is

forgiven

namaste

-:)

And that includes beings who incarnated here. bugger off back to your own dimenion.

_______

i am multi dimensional so i fit right in here

ole mate china,chin up

i have served time in the ADF INF REG grunt so

i have contributed to this land

namaste

-:)

Hang on, Light - you were in infantry? bugger me. I take back everything I said. Forgiven.

We need men like you, old son. Just drop the terra nullius bullsh!t, okay? We've heard it all before.

What were you - a gunner?

A random, weird thread for the insane.

Matty! Get your virgin arse over here, you prick.

You've had the call. Go to Kelly Country and get yourself a suit, son. You're going to Canberra.

And Hicksie, don't play coy. You'll be the first into a blue even if you are a poof.

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 6:58pm:

A random, weird thread for the insane.

Welcome to the asylum hicksyboy.
Now grab a rifle or stand against the wall.
Your with us or against us 8-)

i dont have to 'take' anything

its free and nature al

namaste

-:)

Son, if you're a proper soldier you'll take up the call to punch on with your mates. One in, all in.

Imperium and Smithy are up for it. Hicksie'll join in when he gets out of the asylum. I'll shout youse all a beer in Bangkok, boys. Light's shouting the pussy. Either that, or he's putting margarine up his arse and bending over for the men. I'm easy either way.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

I wasn't born here, but I'd be keen to guard one one of the camps... or keep the fires burning in one of them.

unpaid, of course.

It would be my duty as a wog who has bludged off my aussie host's hospitality for way, way too long.

Oi, Life - bugger off.

Colonel Karnal's already said I get to keep the home fires burning - it's my right and responsibility as a woman. You get out there and fight the good fight like a man. It's the Australian way.

The smell of cordite makes me thirsty.

I hate being thirsty.

"Guard one of the camps"?????????
C'mon Life I thought you'd be our knife scout.
No gun for you mate, just a 12 inch "Bowie"
Up close and personal

Great smack in Bangkok too you know, cheap, no lottery win required.


http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/aaronamat/aaronamat1109/aaronamat110900045/10550561-portrait-of-young-soldier-with-knife-and-hat-against-yellow-background.jpg

BTW Sarg, where's that pussy Honk?
Talks a big game but sh!t, when the call goes out is no where to be found.
Get onto that will ya!

I think I can do the knife thing.

Given enough naps, beer and smack.


Disclaimer: Kids, remember, Uncle Life says never do smack and beer at the same time. You can very easily nod off and wake up dead.

http://www.myteeprinting.com/admin/images/Blam_96620.jpeg

The silent assasin.  All you see is a shot in the dark.

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 9:35pm:

I think I can do the knife thing. Given enough naps, beer and smack. Disclaimer: Kids, remember, Uncle Life says never do smack and beer at the same time. You can very easily nod off and wake up dead.

What you need is a schedule.

Annie Anthrax wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 9:37pm:

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30th, 2012 at 9:35pm: I think I can do the knife thing. Given enough naps, beer and smack. Disclaimer: Kids, remember, Uncle Life says never do smack and beer at the same time. You can very easily nod off and wake up dead. What you need is a schedule.

Matty will sort that out Annie, no thinking for the troops distracts from killing you know.

Nice you could join us silent, seems we're almost ready to rumble.

Annie Anthrax wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 9:37pm:

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30th, 2012 at 9:35pm: I think I can do the knife thing. Given enough naps, beer and smack. Disclaimer: Kids, remember, Uncle Life says never do smack and beer at the same time. You can very easily nod off and wake up dead. What you need is a schedule.

Given a schedule I'm sure I could be a highly valued combat veteran.

Without one, I'm just a stoned figure laying in the corner, holding a knife and stinking of stale beer.

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 9:16pm:

I wasn't born here, but I'd be keen to guard one one of the camps... or keep the fires burning in one of them. unpaid, of course. It would be my duty as a wog who has bludged off my aussie host's hospitality for way, way too long.

No offence, Life, but we don't need you wogs running around all excited, waving your hands about and getting in the way.

Guarding a camp shouldn't be too difficult I suppose, but I don't think we'll have much use for POWs. The Geneva Convention's a bit passe these days.

Smithy, pull your head in. The only drugs the Aussies'll be getting is whatever the medics give us before we go into battle. buggered if I know what it is, but it makes you fight like a  a bastard.

Quote:

Guarding a camp shouldn't be too difficult I suppose, but I don't think we'll have much use for POWs. The Geneva Convention's a bit passe these days.

POWs? hell no, they get bumped off as soon as they've handed over any valuables.

I was thinking more of local undesirables. The ones that refuse to get with the program. The ones who just don't get the New Order. i.e. lefties, progressives, liberals, homosexuals etc etc etc

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 9:42pm:

Annie Anthrax wrote on Jan 30th, 2012 at 9:37pm: Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30th, 2012 at 9:35pm: I think I can do the knife thing. Given enough naps, beer and smack. Disclaimer: Kids, remember, Uncle Life says never do smack and beer at the same time. You can very easily nod off and wake up dead. What you need is a schedule. Given a schedule I'm sure I could be a highly valued combat veteran. Without one, I'm just a stoned figure laying in the corner, holding a knife and stinking of stale beer.

Alright, alright. We'll see.

Jesus Christ, we're not even in there yet. You've got to get a woman wet before you plant one in her, you know. Annie know what I'm saying, don't you love?

No idea, but that's never stopped me before.

We're way overdue a crusade!

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 10:01pm:

Quote: Guarding a camp shouldn't be too difficult I suppose, but I don't think we'll have much use for POWs. The Geneva Convention's a bit passe these days. POWs? hell no, they get bumped off as soon as they've handed over any valuables. I was thinking more of local undesirables. The ones that refuse to get with the program. The ones who just don't get the New Order. i.e. lefties, progressives, liberals, homosexuals etc etc etc

Oh, them? Nah, I was just talking sh!t. It helps to be a little PC, you know. We wouldn't want them catching on, eh?

Don't ask, don't tell.

Pull my head in?
Jesus I've just done a 6 hour stint on MW3 coked to the eyeballs as a warm up.
When do we leave?

Given enough assistance with makeup, I must say that I frock up pretty well and can belt out a few show tunes.

If the knife thing doesn't work out, I'd be happy to entertain the troops.

Life_goes_on wrote on Jan 30^th, 2012 at 10:33pm:

Given enough assistance with makeup, I must say that I frock up pretty well and can belt out a few show tunes. If the knife thing doesn't work out, I'd be happy to entertain the troops.

You're in. That's a perfect job for a wog. Boongs too. They do make marvellous little entertainers.

Smithy, hold your horses, son. We need to stick with the program and be patient. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.

The Light knows the date. It's some time in 2012, isn't it, old son? The world's going to split like a cell and we all need to pick which side to be on.

Bloody oath.

Conquering Indonesia (Australasia) wouldn't be hard.
They have small Islands where the majority of habitation is in easy 'shelling' range from an invasive fleet of Australia ships (if we had some, let alone some that actually worked) ...unlike Australia, where safety can be reached far inland beyond range.

Throw in the fact that a lot of 'full metal jacket' Papuan troops are moving from the east of PNG from the Bouganville days, to the west towards Irian Jaya where 'bow & arrow' hill-tribesmen having been fighting against a genocidal Indonesian oppression.
Pretty soon (when the soon to be made redundant Chinese Military will have their last party by invading resource rich Siberia and going to war with a rusted out Russia - thus igniting a lot of global wars) - when a lot of wars kick off around the world, you can bet that PNG (Solomon Islands, East Timor) will go to war with Indonesia with devastating results. Irian Jaya will be liberated. Indonesia will diminish by almost 50% - saved by Fiji who plays the Military 'neutral' on behalf of the UN.

I think our specialist team is missing the vital element of a "Berserker"
I Think DRaH is right up that alley a could be of value