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Title: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:52pm

As if one fool wasn't bad enough, we'd get a Bishop as a deputy liberal leader and Joyce as Deputy PM.

Let's look at the potential team:

PM: Tony Mad Monk Abbott
Deputy PM: Barnacle Bill Joyce
Deputy Liberal Leader and Minister for Foreign Affairs: Julie Evil Stare Bishop
Treasurer: Hockey, representing the true Capitalist fat cat
Finance: "Don't know how to look happy or know when I'm being told to shut up" Robb
Environment: Greg "I don't know my math" Hunt
Education: "I sound like Julia Gillard" Pyne
Health: "I look like a Dope and Sound like a Hillbilly" Dutton
Ageing: "I know my role very well because I've been around since 1785. Now, where's my black servant gone to?'" Bishop
Immigration: Scott KKK Morrison
Family, Housing and Human Services: Kevin "HAIL HITLER" Andrews

And then on the backbench we'll still have the skeleton of Ruddock, shadowing over.

I shudder to imagine... this team is totally screwed.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm

Oh and:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/julia-gillard-warns-barnaby-joyce-could-be-deputy-pm-under-a-future-coalition-government/story-fn59niix-1226041388861

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm

I know what an embarrassment, Abbott as PM and Barny as D PM, the mind boggles what sort of dumb fvcks would vote for them.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:01pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm:

I know what an embarrassment, Abbott as PM and Barny as D PM, the mind boggles what sort of dumb fvcks would vote for them.

Check out those complete nut job right wingers on this forum... that gives a good description of your average Abbott voter.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:07pm

It's amazing how Gillard's only defence of her policies is to throw mud at someone else. She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else. Well, maybe she is doing us all a big favour because there are a great number of people who would like to see Joyce as Deputy PM. We prefer honesty to deceit.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:08pm

Well lets see, Gillard Brown, Swan, Bowen or Abbott, Joyce, Morrison. The labor governments track record, lies, lies more lies, new taxes, horror budgets and thousands of illegal boat people that is costing us billions. I will take my chances with LNP, lets face it could we be any worse off. NO.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:14pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:07pm:

I'd love to see some policies from the Coalition then. Would you please list their detailed policies for us?

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm

Quote:

She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

So you wont have any trouble posting up all of Abbotts policies then, not his propaganda, sweety, policies,there's a good girl.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:19pm

"Ahh... well... uhhh... derrr.... uhh.... well... derr.... I think.... uh.... we .... uh... no big tax... uh...yes.... uh... thank you."

Oh wait...he didn't write that down...

And during that announcement we'll have Barnacle jumping up and down like a little lap dog with the usual, "Well, uh, debt! Deficit, ooOooOooOooh" every 15 seconds. And of course, Bishop will just stand there staring everyone down.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:27pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm:

I know what an embarrassment, Abbott as PM and Barny as D PM, the mind boggles what sort of dumb fvcks would vote for them.

I say the same about Labor voters........ dumb, uneducated and NO motivation or desire to achieve!!

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:30pm

Quote:

Bishop will just stand there staring everyone down.

While the other Bishop, Brony, flutters or eye lashes at Tony and says give me a big tongue kiss ,big fella. :-* :P :P :-*

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:32pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:27pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm:

I know what an embarrassment, Abbott as PM and Barny as D PM, the mind boggles what sort of dumb fvcks would vote for them.

I say the same about Labor voters........ dumb, uneducated and NO motivation or desire to achieve!!

WOW lucky I dont vote Labor, or I could be compered to being as stupid as you, sweet thing. I note you posted up no policy, I expect your mind is void of any policy, you're just like the typical loony extremist who vomits out your propaganda bullsh it.

While I'm not a Labor voter I am a bullsh it detector, and your line about Labor voters is wrong. Labor voters, on average, have much higher education levels than conservative voters,with the average labor voter nowadays having a degree, unlike conservative voters, who tend to be old farts, with little education past high school. But we only had to look at your posts to work that one out.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by FRED on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:30pm:

Quote:

Bishop will just stand there staring everyone down.

While the other Bishop, Brony, flutters or eye lashes at Tony and says give me a big tongue kiss ,big fella. :-* :P :P :-*

lol Whilst skinny green bob says to big JULIAR no not that way up TURN OVER ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

So you wont have any trouble posting up all of Abbotts policies then, not his propaganda, sweety, policies,there's a good girl.[/quote

Can't stand sarcastic LABOR voters........ what do you do to pay your bills ar am I paying them for you!!

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do!!

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:38pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

I knew you'd be too afraid of posting anything up, not that there's anything to post,sweet thing. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:43pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:38pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

I knew you'd be too afraid of posting anything up, not that there's anything to post,sweet thing. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I knew you would not answer my question.... Who pays your bills?

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:59pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:43pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:38pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

I knew you'd be too afraid of posting anything up, not that there's anything to post,sweet thing. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I knew you would not answer my question.... Who pays your bills?

I DO.
Now your answer????????????????????????????

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:09pm

Coalition voters: I tried looking for coalition policies. But I'm afraid they don't quite know how to scan their scribblings on toilet paper.

So, considering you are more in the "know" about coalition policies, please provide them to all. I'd really like to review what it is they are wanting to do.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by dsmithy70 on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:22pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:59pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:43pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:38pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

I knew you'd be too afraid of posting anything up, not that there's anything to post,sweet thing. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I knew you would not answer my question.... Who pays your bills?

I DO.
Now your answer????????????????????????????

Now that's GOLD! ;D
A coalition poster accusing another poster of being a dole bludger but on the same site at the same time, which was the criteria used to assume poster was dollie ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:31pm

Dsmithy70 wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:22pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:59pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:43pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:38pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:33pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 1:18pm:

[quote]She never elaborates on, or gives details of any of her policies - but appeals to the electorate to smear someone else

I knew you'd be too afraid of posting anything up, not that there's anything to post,sweet thing. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I knew you would not answer my question.... Who pays your bills?

I DO.
Now your answer????????????????????????????

Now that's GOLD! ;D
A coalition poster accusing another poster of being a dole bludger but on the same site at the same time, which was the criteria used to assume poster was dollie ;D

No problems here ...I'm on holidays!!

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:33pm

beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by Verge on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:37pm

Is this the best Gillard can do to improve her position in the polls.

"Oh look, its Barnaby and he is playing poker with a warewolf".

Come on, is this the best she has.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:42pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm:

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

I am enjoying this!!

i told you to find your own policies....... I don't want them.

I only have to look at my electricity bill and food bill to know who to vote for!!

But luckily I am in the UNION and we want a pay rise so we might need to call a strike!!! HA HA!!

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:47pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:42pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm:

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

u get a food bill? Monthly or quarterly?

So, how will the Coalition help you keep your electricity bill from growing above CPI each year?

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:47pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:42pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm:

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

I knew you were just blindly singing from the lib party bible with no idea about policy. What sort of numbnut votes for a party without knowing its policies?? beware, it seems. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:50pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:47pm:

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:42pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm:

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

Where are your Labor Policies........

start with the carbon tax??
I am enjoying this!!

i told you to find your own policies....... I don't want them.

I only have to look at my electricity bill and food bill to know who to vote for!!

But luckily I am in the UNION and we want a pay rise so we might need to call a strike!!! HA HA!!

I knew you were just blindly singing from the lib party bible with no idea about policy. What sort of numbnut votes for a party without knowing its policies?? beware, it seems. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by dsmithy70 on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:51pm

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:42pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:36pm:

Quote:

YOU WANT COLITION POLICIES........find them yourselves. I have work to do

First up,she lied and said that she had "work to do" but now she claims she is on holidays. ;D ;D ;D
Excuses excuses, but not a policy in site.

Sorry not to get in the middle of your little flame war but do you really believe who you vote for effects the prices of these things????
Do you really believe that if the coalition wins the next election & scraps the carbon tax these things will reduce in price?????

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by chicken_lipsforme on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:25pm

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:52pm:

This is choice.
We have just had four years of the most inept, incompetent team of political Mr Magoo's bumbling and stumbling from one blunder to another costing the taxpayers billions in the process.
All of it their own making, and here comes a lefty bagging the next potential Liberal government.
You really have to be joking.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by chicken_lipsforme on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:27pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:33pm:

beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:35pm

chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:25pm:

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:52pm:

As per normal, I have never said that the current Federal Government is good. I'm simply making the point that you don't go from bad to worse. And in this case, with the people on the Coalition's side, with their quite evident nuttiness, you simply wouldn't ever allow any of them into a government ever again. Especially since some of them have been in one in the past, and we know just how well they did...

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:37pm

chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:27pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:33pm:

beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Any opposition that tries to show itself off as an alternative government must be able to actually give us a view of what they would do in government. Especially when it's a minority government, and as longie always likes to point out, quite easy for them to get in before an election.

So....where ARE these policies? What will the coalition actually do?

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by progressiveslol on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:47pm

Now that is a good selection. Seems to be getting the greens supporting running around like headless chooks. Thats good enough for me.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by alevine on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:51pm

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:47pm:

Now that is a good selection. Seems to be getting the greens supporting running around like headless chooks. Thats good enough for me.

;D ;D ;D ;D
who is running around like a headless chook? Except of course for Hunt and for Dutton...

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by mozzaok on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 4:14pm

Abbott and Joyce???
My god what a team!

dumb-and-dumber.jpg (42 KB | 162 )

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by vegitamite on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 4:22pm

I see Abbott and Joyce more as Boris Karloff & Barny Rubble playing in the * Movie ~'How the Grinchs stole our Enviroment'

* That's a B grade movie of course.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by skippy. on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 6:15pm

chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:27pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:33pm:

beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Well I know an opposition led by Abbott doesn't, small target strategy. Abbott and his support base much prefer to bitch and whine about Labor, but never announce an alternative policy.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by progressiveslol on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 7:07pm

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 6:15pm:

chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 3:27pm:

skippy. wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 2:33pm:

beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Well I know an opposition led by Abbott doesn't, small target strategy. Abbott and his support base much prefer to bitch and whine about Labor, but never announce an alternative policy.

Abbott's team....winners

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by bridonta on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 7:15pm

sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 12:54pm:

Oh and:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/julia-gillard-warns-barnaby-joyce-could-be-deputy-pm-under-a-future-coalition-government/story-fn59niix-1226041388861

Finally she has admitted they will lose the oncoming election whether now or in 2013 after the carbon or green tax is imposed .. so this tax is not reality worked .. but why ..??.. now people can see all the scam as has been revealed by Gilliar ..

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by nairbe on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:15pm

At this stage we are two plus years out and that is plenty of time to rid ourselves of Abbott. He and his team are droll with no direction or inspiration. They cannot rule it would be the end. We need Turnbul.

If Julia keeps her head and can manage to finally get some of the administration of projects right you will find she will have much to talk about at the next election, remember all the big problems were after all Rudds and the BER problems were NSW and Vic government admin not Federal issues.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by progressiveslol on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:20pm

nairbe wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:15pm:

lol. Labrats still thinking that Juliar will have anything but "there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead" played every 5 seconds. lol

Abbott is going no-where and is staying at the leadership of liberals, so pull your head in and get rid of your precious Juliar "there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead" and while your at it, you may want to get rid of labor and put in something clean and fresh.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by astro_surf on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:23pm

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 7:07pm:

Abbott's team....winners

In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by progressiveslol on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:25pm

astro_surf wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:23pm:

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 7:07pm:

Abbott's team....winners

In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...

Tiger blood. Winners.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by beware on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:50pm

nairbe wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:15pm:

What the??? Are you for real!!

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by astro_surf on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:58pm

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:25pm:

astro_surf wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:23pm:

progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 7:07pm:

Abbott's team....winners

In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...

Tiger blood. Winners.

Yeah, ie. bat-s**t insane.

Title: Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Post by cods on Apr 20^th, 2011 at 6:51am

beware wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:50pm:

nairbe wrote on Apr 19^th, 2011 at 8:15pm:

What the??? Are you for real!!

ha.ha.ha. my thoughts exactly.. where is this guy coming from...

this is whats called.. "real brainwashing"..just hang on it doesnt matter what damage you do in the mean time... just hang on.

yeah right!!.

this woman may as well be caught in a washingmachine...its all spin and bubbles.that burst.

now the worshippers are living on hopes she will get her act together in 2 years...

and she had nothing to do with all the big problems???????

are you for real????

BER her very own particular baby she had nothing to do with that either..lol..

where do you begin????????