I've thought of sending this in to the ABC:

Dear Aunty,

Do you have any more of those Erik Von Daniken documentaries? I haven't seen one for ages. Specifically, I'm interested in Light missions from God. I'm not religious by any means - I'm actually an anarchist - but I'd love to see more TV shows about this subject.

I've thought of joining the Church of Scientology. I know, I know, it's not seen very favourably these days, but they do conduct tests on your personality and have extensive proof of Light missions with God, so I'm interested. Yes, I saw a Four Corners on how bad the Scientologists are and everything, but you have to follow your heart, don't you?

I watch TV most nights, but if you could play anyth9ing you have on Light missions from God on a Tuesday, this would be great. It's just that I like to visit my mother on Monday, I have a yoga class on Wednesday, and I sometimes watch shows on other channels on other nights. I like to watch that CSI sometimes. Do you watch this? I like the one in Chicago.

So Tuesday night would be the best. Could we say 8 o'clock - after the 7.30 Report? If you could play this for an hour, I could then get an early night and pack it in at 10 past 9, after I've brushed and flossed my teeth. Is this okay?

Thanks, Aunty. I'll keep watching.

Kind regards,

Karnal.

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

karnal: what about your comeback posts imperium were they any good

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Do they pay you for that?

they pay me all the money in the world

all da moola

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thats why you need sp@m plus

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only the power of god the holy one can help them

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i am the healthiest of all

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chemist

also bangladore  

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Thanks for sharing your story with us today, IHP.

"THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia."

I really liked him.

Bertram wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 4:32pm:

"THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia." I really liked him.

Read the words 'broadcaster', 'alan' and 'died'.  :D
Almost

Bertram wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 4:32pm:

"THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia." I really liked him.

Was he the guy that done the philosophy segment?

bobbythefap1 wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 5:16pm:

Bertram wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 4:32pm: "THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia." I really liked him. Read the words 'broadcaster', 'alan' and 'died'.  :D Almost

not funny

Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 5:22pm:

Bertram wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 4:32pm: "THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia." I really liked him. Was he the guy that done the philosophy segment?

and by design.
great mind, great voice, lovely guy.

Bertram wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 7:35pm:

bobbythefap1 wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 5:16pm: Bertram wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 4:32pm: "THE ABC Radio National broadcaster Alan Saunders died unexpectedly yesterday in Sydney's St Vincent's Hospital after contracting pneumonia." I really liked him. Read the words 'broadcaster', 'alan' and 'died'.  :D Almost not funny

Your right its hilarious