WTF is all this REALLY about NOWADAYS ??

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1298069191/89#89

It just keeps COMING UP all the time .. so I am taking the situation IN HAND .. by starting this topic on it :P

Do you mean that you want one Lisa?

Marriage is doing wonders for you.
After you make him work his ass off to buy you a house, I think that you should detach his appendage and place it on a stake out front of your usurpage as a warning to all others  ;D

Is this topic about female jealousy of the male genitalia? I don't think too many people are castrated these days, unless they choose to be.

If you're going to start a new thread Lisa - it would be easier if you actually talked about the topic a little, rather than link it to an existing 7 page thread that isn't specifically about the topic.


Quote:

After you make him work his ass off to buy you a house, I think that you should detach his appendage and place it on a stake out front of your usurpage as a warning to all others

Generally women aren't that greedy Amadd and their input is 50/50 - often more.

My advice to any couple purchasing a home is to have the title deeds marked as tenants in common, rather than as joint tenants. If they enter marriage with a view to it lasting forever - they're deluding themselves and unless there's a clear division of property - it gets too murky later on.

Amadd wrote on Mar 12^th, 2011 at 2:14am:

Do you mean that you want one Lisa? Marriage is doing wonders for you. After you make him work his ass off to buy you a house, I think that you should detach his appendage and place it on a stake out front of your usurpage as a warning to all others  ;D

Do I want what? A penis?? <---- ROFLMAO!

After I make who work whose ass off Amadd? You've got me all confused now. If anything .. you appear to be speaking from personal experience there.

It's rather interesting that we're now talking about asses too lol :P

Lisa,
Apparently - many women have penis envy.

It does have practical advantages when wanting to pee outside.

Bobby. wrote on Mar 12^th, 2011 at 10:37am:

Lisa, Apparently - many women have penis envy. It does have practical advantages when wanting to pee outside.

Do they? Does it? The things we learn from messageboards lol :P

If you're going to start a new thread Lisa - it would be easier if you actually talked about the topic a little, rather than link it to an existing 7 page thread that isn't specifically about the topic.

- Mantra

sighs ..

Here we go again ..

Haven't you got anything else to do anymore?

Except to troll that is?

I much prefer the REAL you ie the one who barges into topics with no idea about the subject matter and who feels the need to pre judge and categorize people on the basis of some warped sense of antiquated prejudice.

Oh and some free advice .. take a toilet break. Have some lunch even .. it won't kill you. Promise.

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 12^th, 2011 at 12:51pm:

sighs .. Here we go again .. Haven't you got anything else to do anymore? Except to troll that is? I much prefer the REAL you ie the one who barges into topics with no idea about the subject matter and who feels the need to pre judge and categorize people on the basis of some warped sense of antiquated prejudice. Oh and some free advice .. take a toilet break. Have some lunch even .. it won't kill you. Promise.

I was going to say the same to you. Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle, but you're always on here giving advice to others on how a good relationship is meant to work.

This is the first time in ages I've spent a lot of time here Mellisa, but you seem to be logged in permanently. Don't say the honeymoon is over already.

These forums aren't your exclusive domain. Try and remember that. They are to be shared by all the other members.

Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle ..

- Mantra

I just figured out what penis envy is all about.

Marriage is doing wonders for you.

- Amadd

I'm loving it actually :)

I love being introduced as someone's wife. Don't you love that word "WIFE"? I know I do .. it makes me smile a lot these days.

Perhaps we ought to get back to penis envy now ?

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:44pm:

Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle .. - Mantra I just figured out what penis envy is all about.

Tell us what it's all about, after all you didn't explain what you meant when you started this thread.

Oh - that's right - you don't answer questions.

I'll try to figure it out from your comments. You're a bloke and you think females are jealous of your penis?

Yep .. that's right. Off you go now.

Haha - that's a bit rude Lisa.

If you want to make this sub-forum exclusive to just you and any male who bothers to respond to your posts - talk to the moderator.

If he believes it's justified - he will ban me or any other female who dares question your comments.

Yep .. that's right. Off you go now.

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:48pm:

Marriage is doing wonders for you. - Amadd I'm loving it actually :) I love being introduced as someone's wife. Don't you love that word "WIFE"? I know I do .. it makes me smile a lot these days. Perhaps we ought to get back to penis envy now ?

bump

mantra wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 3:49pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13th, 2011 at 2:44pm: Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle .. - Mantra I just figured out what penis envy is all about. Tell us what it's all about, after all you didn't explain what you meant when you started this thread. Oh - that's right - you don't answer questions. I'll try to figure it out from your comments. You're a bloke and you think females are jealous of your penis?

What???

Tsk tsk .. bad form .. even for you Mantra. Here's a thought .. take a break and get some help. It won't kill you. Promise :)

mantra wrote on Mar 12^th, 2011 at 3:26pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 12th, 2011 at 12:51pm: sighs .. Here we go again .. Haven't you got anything else to do anymore? Except to troll that is? I much prefer the REAL you ie the one who barges into topics with no idea about the subject matter and who feels the need to pre judge and categorize people on the basis of some warped sense of antiquated prejudice. Oh and some free advice .. take a toilet break. Have some lunch even .. it won't kill you. Promise. I was going to say the same to you. Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle, but you're always on here giving advice to others on how a good relationship is meant to work. This is the first time in ages I've spent a lot of time here Mellisa, but you seem to be logged in permanently. Don't say the honeymoon is over already. These forums aren't your exclusive domain. Try and remember that. They are to be shared by all the other members.

Like I said before .. take a break.

Poor form again.. and it only shows everyone how stupid and desperate you must be to stoop THIS low by bringing my husband of 2 months into your personal attacks.

What's next? Our kids?

Tsk tsk!!

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:48pm:

Marriage is doing wonders for you. - Amadd I'm loving it actually :) I love being introduced as someone's wife. Don't you love that word "WIFE"? I know I do .. it makes me smile a lot these days. Perhaps we ought to get back to penis envy now ?

bump

Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather?


Quote:

What??? Tsk tsk .. bad form .. even for you Mantra. Here's a thought .. take a break and get some help. It won't kill you. Promise

What do you mean by penis envy then? You claim to be very intelligent and well educated - so explain it please?

You chose the topic name - so I'm assuming you expect open and explicit responses.

I know males are often jealous when one of their peers is more well endowed - but I know very few females who are jealous of a male's genitals - unless they're transgender.

Lisa and I were accused of penis envy in another thread. It was at the end of last week so I don't know why she's still obsessing over it.

I have never been diagnosed as having vagina envy.

:D

Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather?

- Mantra

None of your frigging business if I have kids or not!

Mind your own business and cease bringing MY family members into your personal attacks. Oh and do take a break .. and some medication while you're at it. You could seriously do with some given your obsessive trolling over the past 7 days.

And furthermore .. I've told you repeatedly to sod off and stop following me around as well as to cease sticking your beak into my posts when they are directed at others.

Take a hint .. I've ignored you despite your non stop baiting.

It is POOR form to bring another poster's husband into your need to personally attack them just because they told you repeatedly on another topic to leave them alone.

But I would expect nothing more from a lowlife.

Aussie wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 8:47pm:

I have never been diagnosed as having vagina envy. :D

LMAO!

I still don't get this penis envy allegation .. which I've seen a few times (even yesterday) being hurled in my direction.

What is the go there? I mean I know the original intention and definition etc .. coz I studied 1st yr psychology at Uni .. but wtf does it entail when thrown around in a convo or debate these days?

Is it some hint that you could do with more sex? I don't quite get the NEW meaning behind the term .. hence my OP.

And if so .. what a stupid thing to say to someone who has been married for 2 months?

Quote:

Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather? - Mantra

Lisa, much as it seems I have to deal with penis envy, I am struggling to find where mantra posted that in this Thread?????

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 8:48pm:

None of your frigging business if I have kids or not! Mind your own business and cease bringing MY family members into your personal attacks. Oh and do take a break .. and some medication while you're at it. You could seriously do with some given your obsessive trolling over the past 7 days. And furthermore .. I've told you repeatedly to sod off and stop following me around as well as to cease sticking your beak into my posts when they are directed at others. Take a hint .. I've ignored you despite your non stop baiting. It is POOR form to bring another poster's husband into your need to personally attack them just because they told you repeatedly on another topic to leave them alone. But I would expect nothing more from a lowlife.

If you're going to continually discuss your private life on a political forum - expect some feedback.

If you don't like it - don't talk about it. This isn't a dating site - which I think I've pointed out to you before.

Your bad language indicates your breeding (or lack thereof) Lisa.

Aussie wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 9:01pm:

Quote: Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather? - Mantra Lisa, much as it seems I have to deal with penis envy, I am struggling to find where mantra posted that in this Thread?????

Re: Penis envy, castration anxiety etc
Reply #18 - Today at 8:40pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:44pm:

Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle .. - Mantra I just figured out what penis envy is all about.

Then there was this stupid and needless rant by her ..

Annie Anthrax wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 8:44pm:

Lisa and I were accused of penis envy in another thread. It was at the end of last week so I don't know why she's still obsessing over it.

I didn't read through the whole thread she referenced - so I wasn't sure what she was on about.

Usually when threads are started - there is a little bit of commentary about the topic. I'm still guessing.

mantra wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 3:49pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13th, 2011 at 2:44pm: Your poor old hubby must be getting desperate for a cuddle .. - Mantra I just figured out what penis envy is all about. Tell us what it's all about, after all you didn't explain what you meant when you started this thread. Oh - that's right - you don't answer questions. I'll try to figure it out from your comments. You're a bloke and you think females are jealous of your penis?

Then there was this .. Why? Because I've been ignoring her all over the message boards NOT just in here.

This was after a week of having her follow me round .. interrupting my convos with others .. so she can get a bait in edge wise and me telling her in 2 successive posts exactly what I wanted her to do .. ie to sod off!

Ya dig?

Now .. where was I?? Ah yes .. telling Mantra how low it was for her to include my husband in her incessant need to follow me round and personally attack me .. and she is NOW asking about if I have kids ffs?

Why? So she can attack them also next time? WTF does any of this have to do with the topic ??

Anyone??

The simple answer is NOTHING! She is merely baiting and trolling .. coz I told her elsewhere I had had enough of her BS!

I'm in here to talk about penis envy and castration anxiety. It's a topic I started in good faith.

If you wanna troll or bait or personally attack using family members coz you have some notion of an ongoing feud going on in your dysfunctional mind .. I'm not interested and you can seriously SOD OFF!

It is really that simple.

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 9:03pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 13th, 2011 at 9:01pm: Quote: Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather? - Mantra Lisa, much as it seems I have to deal with penis envy, I am struggling to find where mantra posted that in this Thread????? Re: Penis envy, castration anxiety etc Reply #18 - Today at 8:40pm

Yes, there it is.  Apologies.

:-[

I don't know what you're talking about. I would love a penis. Everyone wants one. People who have them are very fortunate.

Lol..now there's a bit of Karnal knowledge  ;D

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:48pm:

Marriage is doing wonders for you. - Amadd I'm loving it actually :) I love being introduced as someone's wife. Don't you love that word "WIFE"? I know I do .. it makes me smile a lot these days. Perhaps we ought to get back to penis envy now ?

Good for you. I hear that you also have him cooking for you whilst you while away time talking crap on the computer.
He must be a right one to put up with that sh!t..or maybe he is just a figment of your imagination?

But yeah..marriage sure seems to have brought out the "Stinky Lisa" side of you. Is that what a wedding ring has meant to you?

Yeah..heads on sticks baby, that's what it's really all about.
You purport to have a dumbass toyboy taker in your own Enid Blyton land.


Like they say: "Men marry in the hope that the woman will stay the same".

Whether it be in your imagination or in reality, that statement holds true.i

Good for you. I hear that you also have him cooking for you ..

- Amadd

Yep .. that's right! He's an awesome cook actually.

(I am too but he likes to learn and experiment so it's not a matter of me HAVING him do something he WANTS to do).

What can I say .. I am BLESSED!!!!

Gosh .. all your posts re marriage to date on Oz Politic suggest to me you've had some VERY HEAVY negative experiences Amadd. What a shame it's left you so embittered .. and needlessly so.

Anyways .. like I've said a few times .. marriage is awesome!

It certainly works for me lol :)

I don't know what you're talking about. I would love a penis. Everyone wants one. People who have them are very fortunate.

- Karnal

Well I certainly don't want a penis.

But I am VERY glad my husband has one lmao :)

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 2:48pm:

Marriage is doing wonders for you. - Amadd I'm loving it actually :) I love being introduced as someone's wife. Don't you love that word "WIFE"? I know I do .. it makes me smile a lot these days. Perhaps we ought to get back to penis envy now ?

It's not a word it's an acronym:
W - washing
I - ironing
F - f#@king
E - etc

You're dreadful lol .. I know you're joking though.

You are .. aren't you? Joking that is ...

Aussie wrote on Mar 13^th, 2011 at 9:42pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 13th, 2011 at 9:03pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 13th, 2011 at 9:01pm: [quote]Sorry - I didn't know you had kids. Do they like their new stepfather? - Mantra Lisa, much as it seems I have to deal with penis envy, I am struggling to find where mantra posted that in this Thread????? Re: Penis envy, castration anxiety etc Reply #18 - Today at 8:40pm

Yes, there it is.  Apologies.

:-[/quote]

Thanks Aussie. It's ok .. Ive reported her to 3 Mods .. and she has now seen fit to threaten/blackmail me with this latest silly stunt:


Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 11:12am:

mantra wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 11:04am: This will be interesting. If I'm banned - I've got a huge list of your abuse & stalking of new members that I'll submit to FD on his other board. Not interested in your attempts to emotionally blackmail me or anyone else to be brutally honest. I've seen how low you are .. and you have a serious frigging issue which needs more than a ban .. it needs medication. Passive aggressive people generally do.

Men, having the appendage, play the dominant role in intercourse, unless they CHOOSE to relinquish it.

Penis envy is about the power that having a penetrative organ gives, over those who receive...and let's face it, power is something many people lust after.

'snot really that far fetched a concept is it?

It may not be far-fetched, but it's definitely over-simplified.

yeah well I don't really go in for all that psycho babble mumbo jumbo.

... wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 11:30am:

Men, having the appendage, play the dominant role in intercourse, unless they CHOOSE to relinquish it. Penis envy is about the power that having a penetrative organ gives, over those who receive...and let's face it, power is something many people lust after. 'snot really that far fetched a concept is it?

Ohhhh .. interesting.

Let me think about that for a moment .. the power that having a penetrative organ gives .. hmm

Hmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 10:36am:

I don't know what you're talking about. I would love a penis. Everyone wants one. People who have them are very fortunate. - Karnal Well I certainly don't want a penis. But I am VERY glad my husband has one lmao :)

Very interesting. I hasten to make an analysis of your situation. By complete ownership of your husband, you come to "posess" a penis. You are, ipso facto, coveting a penis in the absence of your own; a phenomenon otherwise known by the term, Penis Envy.

These are, of course, unconsious forces you have no conscious knowledge of. This is why we have experts on the deep workings of the human mind.

You cannot argue against expert, scientific knowledge, my dear.

It is nothing to worry about. Your kind of hysteria can be controlled these days by drugs and psychotherapy.

Very interesting. I hasten to make an analysis of your situation. By complete ownership of your husband, you come to "posess" a penis. You are, ipso facto, coveting a penis in the absence of your own; a phenomenon otherwise known by the term, Penis Envy.

- Karnal

Huh??? Who owns who? It's 2011 .. people aren't goods and chattel these days you know.

And just because my husband has a penis .. believe you me .. it does not follow that I covet a penis at all.

To be brutally honest .. the mere thought of carrying around an appendage btwn my legs some 15 inches long .. as well as 2 testicles .. absolutely terrifies me. I can't think of anything more annoying and cumbersome .. and it must be ever so uncomfortable. It's as if men have been doomed to carry large sized hernias externally for some reason. Well that's how I see it.

No .. if anything .. I'm quite happy, content and VERY relieved that I DON'T have a penis.

As regards possession .. in my experience it is the MEN who seem to spend so much time desiring to possess what we women have.

Why they even joke about this. My husband was only laughing about how men spend the 1st 9 months of their life trying to get out of a vagina .. only to spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in :P

Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa...

Did you wed a kindred mule?

Equitist wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 7:16pm:

Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule?

Bah thats nothing.

jackflash wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 8:11pm:

Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:16pm: Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule? Bah thats nothing.

LOL...I bet you say that to all the boys...

Equitist wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 8:16pm:

jackflash wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:11pm: Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:16pm: Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule? Bah thats nothing. LOL...I bet you say that to all the boys...

Is this what Lisa is talking/praying for?


WARNING. XXX RATED

http://galleries.freaksofcock.com/pb03/pb03_sarahshine/10.jpg

Oh dear .. I was seriously joking lol :)

And the above pic scared me to death.

How the frack does ANY man carry that around? Is it possible?

I reckon that pic was digitally enhanced. NO way could any man be that unlucky. You'd need a wheelbarrow to help you walk around.

And only the good Lord knows what sort of damage that THING could do to ANY woman.

I reckon I'm gonna have a few nightmares tonight (after seeing that pic).

And I'm pretty sure it isn't a real pic. It's probably an elephant's trunk or something .. blended into the original pic to make it look sort of real.

Either way .. I am so relieved and thankful to be a woman.

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 7:02pm:

[b] To be brutally honest .. the mere thought of carrying around an appendage btwn my legs some 15 inches long .. as well as 2 testicles .. absolutely terrifies me. I can't think of anything more annoying and cumbersome .. and it must be ever so uncomfortable. It's as if men have been doomed to carry large sized hernias externally for some reason. Well that's how I see it.

My dear lady, your use of the words "brutal"and "honest" are interesting. You equate truth with violence. This is clearly a case of deeply seated psychosis.

Already, you are imagining the penis between your legs, and your pathology expands its size and girth. Your belief in the penis as an injury requiring surgery is an interesting case for examination - üncomfortable"and "cumbersome," a burden, probably the way you see your husband who you claim to "posess". I believe you would benefit from psychoanalysis. I can recommend a good doctor. Are you with a health fund, dear?

My dear lady, your use of the words "brutal"and "honest" are interesting. You equate truth with violence.

- Karnal


The truth is harsh to some .. and brutal esp when it confronts and challenges their prejudices/ignorance.

Step 1. Place Male Penis inside Female Body.
Step 2. Place Female Dream inside Male Mind.
Step 3. Fertilisation of Female Body and Male Mind commences.

Gay Step: Place Male Penis inside Male Anus.
Gay Step: Only sh it happens. ::)

Celibate Step: Female places Dream inside Female Mind
Celibate Step: Business goes 'Bust'.

;)

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on Apr 8^th, 2011 at 1:52am:

Step 1. Place Male Penis inside Female Body. Step 2. Place Female Dream inside Male Mind. Step 3. Fertilisation of Female Body and Male Mind commences. Gay Step: Place Male Penis inside Male Anus. Gay Step: Only sh it happens. ::) Celibate Step: Female places Dream inside Female Mind Celibate Step: Business goes 'Bust'. ;)

Where do you get all this crazy stuff from Jas lol ???

IMO penis envy is woman, yes, i said woman, who envies men in positions of power.

why? because they feel the only reason that man has his position is because he has a penis....booooohoooo

if, like me, as a woman, you are content with making your way, and succeeding as i have,  on your own merits and don't try to blame the "old boys network" or the "i didn't get that cos....", well, you will succeed....totally up to you.

jackflash wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 8:39pm:

Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:16pm: jackflash wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:11pm: Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:16pm: Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule? Bah thats nothing. LOL...I bet you say that to all the boys... Is this what Lisa is talking/praying for? WARNING. XXX RATED http://galleries.freaksofcock.com/pb03/pb03_sarahshine/10.jpg

You know .. I'm STILL having nightmares over this pic. How bloody awful. I'm sure the pic has been digitally enhanced.

Equitist wrote on Mar 14^th, 2011 at 7:16pm:

Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule?

You think that's big... mate, you aint seen nothing till you seen the vagina that takes that monster to bed... long and wide it is... put a prostitute to shame it would.  

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 24^th, 2011 at 6:47pm:

jackflash wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:39pm: Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:16pm: jackflash wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 8:11pm: Equitist wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:16pm: Crikey, 15 inches - that's some tool you've got there Lisa... Did you wed a kindred mule? Bah thats nothing. LOL...I bet you say that to all the boys... Is this what Lisa is talking/praying for? WARNING. XXX RATED http://galleries.freaksofcock.com/pb03/pb03_sarahshine/10.jpg You know .. I'm STILL having nightmares over this pic. How bloody awful. I'm sure the pic has been digitally enhanced.

No way could any man be born with THAT!

OMG! Lisa copied and pasted penis links so she could look at them.

Talk about penis envy.  :o

I still reckon that pic isn't for real.

lol... Lisa's first post for the evening... and it's about the penis.

Penis Envy or Penis obsession?

Neither. More likely .. penis FEAR (if that pic is for real).

I keep looking at the length of that girl's elbow and hand.

I'm pretty sure that pic is a fake. It just "looks wrong".

It would be good if we could get some feedback from a male though.

I doubt too many males would want to comment on the size of penises. I haven't looked at the pic, but I'm gathering from the response that it's not a pleasant sight.

I'd like to see a discussion on large monstrous vulva's with links to unnatural vulva pics so we can all talk about how yuk and unreal such pics are.

Equality between the genders demands it... don't you think Lisa and Mantra?

Quite frankly - I couldn't care less about the size of anyone's genitals. If you want to get into that sort of thing with Lisa - go ahead Sappho. The subject is too boring for me. I just added a comment for no other reason than an old memory sprung to mind.

I thought the topic was tasteless from the beginning and shouldn't have even contributed to it. My error.

Yep .. still reckon that pic's a fake.

mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 5:18am:

Quite frankly - I couldn't care less about the size of anyone's genitals. If you want to get into that sort of thing with Lisa - go ahead Sappho. The subject is too boring for me. I just added a comment for no other reason than an old memory sprung to mind.

Good grief no! I don't do vulgar sex or genital talk... prize them both to highly for that guff. I'm just poking fun at those who do.  


Quote:

I thought the topic was tasteless from the beginning and shouldn't have even contributed to it. My error.

Yes it is tasteless and very much beneath you Mantra... glad you've noted that.

Oh yeah... and like you, I have no desire to view porn picks as Lisa obviously does. Not my thang.

I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.  

Sappho wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 2:34pm:

I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.

I agree with the vulgar obsession bit, but just a warning Sappho - members are not allowed to tease Lisa here. She has special privileges and rights that the rest of us don't, so just accept her abuse graciously.

mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 2:53pm:

Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:34pm: I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.   I agree with the vulgar obsession bit, but just a warning Sappho - members are not allowed to tease Lisa here. She has special privileges and rights that the rest of us don't, so just accept her abuse graciously.

Oh well... I don't think that teasing a person for daring to share their vulgar sexual fetishes is that wrong. Nor should it justify any negative sanctions directed towards myself. After all... I'm the one doing the forum a favour in trying to discourage Lisa in such vulgar threads as this with penis porn links she likes to view.

Moreover... if reporting her behaviour does naught... and it does naught... I know, I've tried previously... then public humiliation for unacceptable social behaviour is the old fashioned but very successful way of dealing with it.

I need two forums to post in Mantra... always have had... and since PA is no longer an option as my second forum... I'll settle back here.  :)  

Sappho wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 4:06pm:

Oh well... I don't think that teasing a person for daring to share their vulgar sexual fetishes is that wrong. Nor should it justify any negative sanctions directed towards myself. After all... I'm the one doing the forum a favour in trying to discourage Lisa in such vulgar threads as this with penis porn links she likes to view. Moreover... if reporting her behaviour does naught... and it does naught... I know, I've tried previously... then public humiliation for unacceptable social behaviour is the old fashioned but very successful way of dealing with it. I need two forums to post in Mantra... always have had... and since PA is no longer an option as my second forum... I'll settle back here.  :)

I agree - I also need two forums and have returned to PAA as PA is no longer welcoming to the older members, moreso since Lisa joined.

I have reported Lisa's abuse on a few occasions to FD & the global moderators and it has fallen on deaf ears. They can see no problem with her attacks - but do not respond in kind as it will only result in a banning. The moderators will not curtail her vitriol, although demand exactly that from other members.

I responded to her nasty insinuations and inferences today and rather than ban her, Muso deleted all our posts, finding it too difficult to deal with.

The moderators fear her for some reason.

mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 4:39pm:

I agree - I also need two forums and have returned to PAA as PA is no longer welcoming to the older members, moreso since Lisa joined.

I think that is unfair Mantra... she is a part of the problem but not the whole problem.


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I have reported Lisa's abuse on a few occasions to FD & the global moderators and it has fallen on deaf ears. They can see no problem with her attacks - but do not respond in kind as it will only result in a banning. The moderators will not curtail her vitriol, although demand exactly that from other members.

Maybe I have an over inflated sense of self... born of way too many compliments regarding my worthiness as a contributor on forums... but I'm not actually worried about being moderated.


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I responded to her nasty insinuations and inferences today and rather than ban her, Muso deleted all our posts, finding it too difficult to deal with.

I did not see those posts Mantra so I cannot comment.

Sappho wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 4:58pm:

mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 4:39pm: I agree - I also need two forums and have returned to PAA as PA is no longer welcoming to the older members, moreso since Lisa joined. I think that is unfair Mantra... she is a part of the problem but not the whole problem.

I didn't say that she was the whole problem, but she certainly exacerbated it and made it very unpleasant for selected members.


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Maybe I have an over inflated sense of self... born of way too many compliments regarding my worthiness as a contributor on forums... but I'm not actually worried about being moderated.

I laud free speech as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I don't believe that any expressive post should be moderated unless it's slanderous or abusive or reveals a person's identity.

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I laud free speech as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I don't believe that any expressive post should be moderated unless it's slanderous or abusive or reveals a person's identity.

Odd that you abide the slanderous abusive stuff NOIQ and AiA post.....not only that, you voted for them.

:-?

Aussie wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 5:47pm:

Quote: I laud free speech as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I don't believe that any expressive post should be moderated unless it's slanderous or abusive or reveals a person's identity. Odd that you abide the slanderous abusive stuff NOIQ and AiA post.....not only that, you voted for them. :-?

Wrong forum Aussie... perhaps you should try that line of reasoning at Deepsh1t's PA forum... that's where all the action is these days.

Aussie wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 5:47pm:

Quote: I laud free speech as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I don't believe that any expressive post should be moderated unless it's slanderous or abusive or reveals a person's identity. Odd that you abide the slanderous abusive stuff NOIQ and AiA post.....not only that, you voted for them. :-?

No - you know that I didn't vote for IQ and you also know why I didn't vote for you.

Mantra.....you voted for AiA, and you also voted for NOIQ ahead of Super Nova.  Have you not seen the multitude of slanderous and abusive Posts from AiA?  Are you blind, or do you have only one eye?

:D

Sappho wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 4:06pm:

mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:53pm: Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:34pm: I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.   I agree with the vulgar obsession bit, but just a warning Sappho - members are not allowed to tease Lisa here. She has special privileges and rights that the rest of us don't, so just accept her abuse graciously. Oh well... I don't think that teasing a person for daring to share their vulgar sexual fetishes is that wrong. Nor should it justify any negative sanctions directed towards myself. After all... I'm the one doing the forum a favour in trying to discourage Lisa in such vulgar threads as this with penis porn links she likes to view. Moreover... if reporting her behaviour does naught... and it does naught... I know, I've tried previously... then public humiliation for unacceptable social behaviour is the old fashioned but very successful way of dealing with it. I need two forums to post in Mantra... always have had... and since PA is no longer an option as my second forum... I'll settle back here.  :)

Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace.

Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence.

Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others.

Aussie wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:23pm:

Mantra.....you voted for AiA, and you also voted for NOIQ ahead of Super Nova.  Have you not seen the multitude of slanderous and abusive Posts from AiA?  Are you blind, or do you have only one eye? :D

Only the first 3 votes counted and IQ was way down the list. I haven't noticed AiA say anything particularly unpleasant apart from a comment the other night for which he was reprimanded - the same way you probably haven't noticed Lisa's latest vitriol and slander, but she won't be reprimanded will she Aussie?  



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Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace. Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence. Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others.

Go post somewhere else Lisa - Aussie made a comment and I responded - after all he is the moderator here - so it was only polite I do so.

Can't you find some voluntary work to do to keep you busy Lisa? You really have too much time on your hands.

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:26pm:

Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 4:06pm: mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:53pm: Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:34pm: I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.   I agree with the vulgar obsession bit, but just a warning Sappho - members are not allowed to tease Lisa here. She has special privileges and rights that the rest of us don't, so just accept her abuse graciously. Oh well... I don't think that teasing a person for daring to share their vulgar sexual fetishes is that wrong. Nor should it justify any negative sanctions directed towards myself. After all... I'm the one doing the forum a favour in trying to discourage Lisa in such vulgar threads as this with penis porn links she likes to view. Moreover... if reporting her behaviour does naught... and it does naught... I know, I've tried previously... then public humiliation for unacceptable social behaviour is the old fashioned but very successful way of dealing with it. I need two forums to post in Mantra... always have had... and since PA is no longer an option as my second forum... I'll settle back here.  :)   Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace. Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence. Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others.

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mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:36pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:23pm: Mantra.....you voted for AiA, and you also voted for NOIQ ahead of Super Nova.  Have you not seen the multitude of slanderous and abusive Posts from AiA?  Are you blind, or do you have only one eye? :D Only the first 3 votes counted and IQ was way down the list. I haven't noticed AiA say anything particularly unpleasant apart from a comment the other night for which he was reprimanded - the same way you probably haven't noticed Lisa's latest vitriol and slander, but she won't be reprimanded will she Aussie?   Quote: Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace. Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence. Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others. Go post somewhere else Lisa - Aussie made a comment and I responded - after all he is the moderator here - so it was only polite I do so. Can't you find some voluntary work to do to keep you busy Lisa? You really have too much time on your hands.

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Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:38pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:26pm: Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 4:06pm: mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:53pm: Sappho wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 2:34pm: I say... she definitely has a vulgar cock obsession... and I will happily tease her for it... such people lend themselves to teasing behaviour.   I agree with the vulgar obsession bit, but just a warning Sappho - members are not allowed to tease Lisa here. She has special privileges and rights that the rest of us don't, so just accept her abuse graciously. Oh well... I don't think that teasing a person for daring to share their vulgar sexual fetishes is that wrong. Nor should it justify any negative sanctions directed towards myself. After all... I'm the one doing the forum a favour in trying to discourage Lisa in such vulgar threads as this with penis porn links she likes to view. Moreover... if reporting her behaviour does naught... and it does naught... I know, I've tried previously... then public humiliation for unacceptable social behaviour is the old fashioned but very successful way of dealing with it. I need two forums to post in Mantra... always have had... and since PA is no longer an option as my second forum... I'll settle back here.  :)   Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace. Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence. Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others. bump

mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:36pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:23pm: Mantra.....you voted for AiA, and you also voted for NOIQ ahead of Super Nova.  Have you not seen the multitude of slanderous and abusive Posts from AiA?  Are you blind, or do you have only one eye? :D Only the first 3 votes counted and IQ was way down the list. I haven't noticed AiA say anything particularly unpleasant apart from a comment the other night for which he was reprimanded - the same way you probably haven't noticed Lisa's latest vitriol and slander, but she won't be reprimanded will she Aussie?   Quote: Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace. Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence. Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others. Go post somewhere else Lisa - Aussie made a comment and I responded - after all he is the moderator here - so it was only polite I do so. Can't you find some voluntary work to do to keep you busy Lisa? You really have too much time on your hands. bump

Mod .. as the originator of this topic I am requesting that you close this topic now. The thread has gone way off course and any attempt by me to bring it back to the topic is met with abuse by the idiots I've already mentioned.

Thanks in advance.

Can I let you two/three know that I have no intention of becoming an Umpire watching you each send the ball over the net.  Sort it out yourselves.

I'm not interested in having disturbed and obsessed trolls stalking my topics 24/7 nor do I see any benefit in giving these trolls the opportunity to keep spewing their garbage repeatedly in your forum.

Hence my previous request to close this topic now.

Mod. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:

Can I let you two/three know that I have no intention of becoming an Umpire watching you each send the ball over the net.  Sort it out yourselves.

Good idea mod.

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:49pm:

I'm not interested in having disturbed and obsessed trolls stalking my topics 24/7 nor do I see any benefit in giving these trolls the opportunity to keep spewing their garbage repeatedly in your forum. Hence my previous request to close this topic now.

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mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:51pm:

Mod. wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:46pm: Can I let you two/three know that I have no intention of becoming an Umpire watching you each send the ball over the net.  Sort it out yourselves. Good idea mod.

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:26pm:

Both of you are the most unstable and insecure bitches women  in cyberspace.

That's quite rude Lisa... I can't speak for Mantra, but my compliant being your indulgence of sexual vulgarity, does not make me a bitch. At best, it makes me a prude... although with a name like Sappho even that wouldn't wash... perhaps then... my disliking your sexual vulgarity simply makes me more decent with a will for decency.

Sexual allusion is far superior to sexual vulgarity... you should try it some time.


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Your posts alone give testament to the incessant insanity that pervades your daily existence.

That insult is designed to be mean. Why do you seek to be mean towards others who do not want for your sexual vulgarity in this place?


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Now bugger off the pair of you .. and leave my topic alone. Go on .. frack off and go troll elswehere. Go back to Deepy's forum .. he's desperate enough to entertain your 24/7 trolling/abuse of others.

I don't post at Deepsh1t's and have not done so for more than a year. I have no intentions of going there. I have every intention of staying here. And I have every intention of defending my right to speak out about sexual vulgarity which is too ugly for a forum of this kind.

Perhaps you should set the thread up at Aussies PA, since he clearly has no issue with it, being the mod for this an all... or I could do it for you.

Mod .. as the originator of this topic I am requesting that you close this topic now. The thread has gone way off course and any attempt by me to bring it back to the topic is met with abuse by the idiots I've already mentioned.

Thanks in advance.

Yes, Lisa.  I am aware of your request.  There is  no need for the Thread to be locked.  You three need to sort out your issues without help or hindrance from me.  After all, this is the Relationships Forum, wot?

;)

mantra wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:53pm:

mantra wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:51pm: Mod. wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 6:46pm: Can I let you two/three know that I have no intention of becoming an Umpire watching you each send the ball over the net.  Sort it out yourselves. Good idea mod.

This forum is for sharing Lisa - you can't have it your way all the time. We all have the right to air our views here, regardless of whether you approve or not.

Mod .. I am trying to keep the topic ON COURSE!

It isn't working. They keep coming back to abuse and troll ONLY .. that is the only reason they wish to have this topic remain open.

I am thus requesting that the topic be closed now on a/c of their trolling and abuse.

It's not worth giving them the bandwidth. Let them continue trolling on Deepy's forum and the other forums they frequent. It is where they spew their bile 24/7 anyway. Let them continue vomiting over there NOT here.

That is what is behind my request.

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 7:01pm:

Mod .. I am trying to keep the topic ON COURSE! It isn't working. They keep coming back to abuse and troll ONLY .. that is the only reason they wish to have this topic stay open. I am thus requesting that the topic be closed now on a/c of their trolling and abuse. It's not worth giving them the bandwidth. Let them continue trolling on Deepy's forum and the other forums they frequent. It is where they spew their bile 24/7 anyway. Let themcontinue vomiting over there NOT here. That is what is behind my request.

The solution is very simple.  Do not respond to any off topic trolling, and thus it will be starved of oxygen.

:)

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 6:54pm:

Mod .. as the originator of this topic I am requesting that you close this topic now. The thread has gone way off course and any attempt by me to bring it back to the topic is met with abuse by the idiots I've already mentioned. Thanks in advance.

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WTF is all this REALLY about NOWADAYS ?? http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1298069191/89#89 It just keeps COMING UP all the time .. so I am taking the situation IN HAND .. by starting this topic on it

What was this topic supposed to be about... aside from links to porn, discussion about ugly male genitalia and general insults towards those who don't appreciate your kind of sexual vulgarity? Not even the opening post, made by you, gives an insight into what this topic is supposed to be discussing. The link in that OP pertains to metaphysics shaping society.... so what that has to do with your taste for sexual vulgarity is completely lost on me.

I put it to you Lisa... that there is no topic under discussion in this thread... that you intended it to exist for your vulgar sexual pleasure. I further put it to you that now you have been found out... you seek to abuse those who are offended by your sexual vulgarity.  

Mod. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 7:04pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Apr 26th, 2011 at 7:01pm: Mod .. I am trying to keep the topic ON COURSE! It isn't working. They keep coming back to abuse and troll ONLY .. that is the only reason they wish to have this topic stay open. I am thus requesting that the topic be closed now on a/c of their trolling and abuse. It's not worth giving them the bandwidth. Let them continue trolling on Deepy's forum and the other forums they frequent. It is where they spew their bile 24/7 anyway. Let themcontinue vomiting over there NOT here. That is what is behind my request. The solution is very simple.  Do not respond to any off topic trolling, and thus it will be starved of oxygen. :)

Ahh yes ... I just realised that. My apologies Mod.

By all means please keep this topic open lol! I'd like to see more posted in here ;)

 What is PENIS ENVY in the title of this thread refering too, ??? the envy that some bloke may have because he suspects that some other bloke has a BIGGER PENIS than him, ???


Lisa, Lisa, Lisa  ;D ;D

stryder wrote on Apr 27^th, 2011 at 9:57pm:

What is PENIS ENVY in the title of this thread refering too, ??? the envy that some bloke may have because he suspects that some other bloke has a BIGGER PENIS than him, ??? Lisa, Lisa, Lisa  ;D ;D

Read back!

The phrase is essentially about WOMEN being jealous of the fact that they DON'T have one!

Only a male could come up with the term penis envy. Why?? Because males know nothing about how we women think.

Um ...would anyone like to see mine?
Its kinda 'average' and performs kinda mediocre-like.
But it doesn't need viagra to feel inspired nor does it raise the bar in the showers at work when around the other guys.
It can be manually operated by a female to work again and again and again until I'm practically unconscious (but a cookie biscuit saves the day).
Its semi dedicated to pleasure and can even pro-create while I'm asleep ...which is how I became a daddy.  :-?
Most of all, it is at its best when women appreciate its effort.

TMI lol :)

TMI ?
Thats one I haven't seen before. Lol.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!

;D ;D
Never!

Get over your love of cock Lisa. Cock just don't love you as you are..it's plainly obvious.

LMAO!

I thought you were talking about my love for cooking at 1st.

Typical female that I am lol :)

Well I work in a Hatchery for Inghams Amadd, so if Lisa wants a Cock, I'm sure I can give it to her free of charge. :)

Ahh .. so we are talking about cooking after all lol!

:o my poor Cock - I forgot you need big sharp knives with Cooking ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzwF3upH-A

Having read the prev posts I wonder.

Lisa says penis envy is about females coveting the male organ.  Reading back doesn't support this. I've just read them all, and Nope - no substance to this view, or this thread at all.

I think Stryder may have an arguable point tho.  Penis envy could much more reasonably be assigned to a male with small equipage.!! After all , no female in her right mind would actually want one as an appendage.

And castration anxiety?!!  well obviously that is a male fear.  So I suggest the topic is about male insecurity, to do with male potency.  YAWN.

And a word to the wise Lisa - whether you are male or female - married or not - you will learn that marriage is not what you expected it to be.

I could be really sexist here, and say, from the tone, the irrelevancy, the whinges and the confusion ensuing, Lisa must be a female with an unclear idea of why she is so needy.
Or, I could say, for the same reasons, (essentially, no sense and poor communication), Lisa could be a male who wants to engage with his fellow humans, but can only frame his thoughts with reference to the region of the body designed for procreation. A common male behavioural trait.

Either way WTF who  gives a sht. :D ;D
 

Medication time ?

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 18^th, 2011 at 11:09am:

:o my poor Cock - I forgot you need big sharp knives with Cooking ;D

Ha ha! Very good Jas lol :)

Lisa Jones wrote on May 21^st, 2011 at 2:43pm:

Medication time ?

OMG lisa! congratulations and GOOD ON YOU for being so self aware. you go girl!

reguards
ash xx :)

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 19^th, 2011 at 12:09pm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzwF3upH-A

You were always good with You Tube clips Jas lol :)

Your grade 2 teacher would be proud I suppose  :-?

What a bunch of morons..... ;D

^^^ Penis frustration lmao ???

Hey Amadd,
Mine's bigger than yours and after working hard for years it prefers to get wet scuba diving these days rather than try to play catch up with little Asian girls who wonder why a grown man can't do his own cooking, ironing, washing and other 'simple' things in life.

I've managed to do those "simple things" as well as dabbling in hobbies such as diving, flying, and alcoholism.
I've been able to participate in all three of those hobbies and have managed to make them all work together to an acceptable level of survivability...that's no mean feat y'know  :D
..all the while, towing behind me a marvelously massive appendage.

Three cheers for me please  :)i

Err - yep- righto
We believe ya. ::)

There's none more disbelievable than those who persistently tell the truth.

..believe you me.

You 'tow' yours behind you as if a 'soft-on' being dragged? :-?
I have LifeSavers in a spaced line in front of me holding it above their heads doing the 'pull the line' manouvre. ;D

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 17^th, 2011 at 8:43pm:

Well I work in a Hatchery for Inghams Amadd, so if Lisa wants a Cock, I'm sure I can give it to her free of charge. :)

I'm sure he'd love it.too. LMAO giggles hugs kissy kissy LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uMR8t_Yk3k

I think Ween is funnier, smarter, and definitely, all round better musos !!! 8-)

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 26^th, 2011 at 12:42pm:

You 'tow' yours behind you as if a 'soft-on' being dragged? :-? I have LifeSavers in a spaced line in front of me holding it above their heads doing the 'pull the line' manouvre. ;D

Yeah well I've tried that one too, but those skimpily dressed bikini girls caused them all a fear of heights.

...ok, now I admit that I'm being ridiculous  ;D

Mine's is as big as an Africans and gets more action than an Asians. :D

Here we go .. the boys are playing the mine's bigger and better than yours game eh?

...upon a Pirate Ship somewhere in the Ditch Sea.

"En Guard - Amadd!" ..."Here I come - Captain Pants!" (Weeeeeeeeeeeee) :D

Lisa Jones wrote on May 27^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

Here we go .. the boys are playing the mine's bigger and better than yours game eh?

Honey, these kids ain't got no class. What's say you and me go over to Stallions for some real man-action?

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 27^th, 2011 at 10:06pm:

...upon a Pirate Ship somewhere in the Ditch Sea. "En Guard - Amadd!" ..."Here I come - Captain Pants!" (Weeeeeeeeeeeee) :D

Aye me hearty...the plank you're gonna walk may be longer and more fleshiess than you first thought.
I shall first slay your arms with my great sword and then make you walk it to provide the crabs a meagre feed.

Check it out Amadd :o :o

Karnal, Lisa and the Girls are gonna do some beastiality with horses in a room with Andy Wharhol pictures and Led Zeppelin music.

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on May 29^th, 2011 at 3:24am:

Check it out Amadd :o :o Karnal, Lisa and the Girls are gonna do some beastiality with horses in a room with Andy Wharhol pictures and Led Zeppelin music.

They probably have no concept of sh!t talking.
Andy Warhol could easily make them believe that it's true.

..as could an imaginative figure called "Jesus Christ".

Listen, you boys, Lisa and me want to get us a nice cut of meat. I'm tired of using the Coke bottle every night.

Anyone know where a gal can get a decent man around here?

Yeah - just PM me and I'll take it from there. ;)

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Anyone know where a gal can get a decent man around here?

Yeah I think you said it already. "Stallions" would be nice for you. ..might get some lovely action from some wop who thrives on the "racism behind your back whilst making you believe that he's the Valentino" thingo.

When will you offer something for those who have already sacrificed for this nation? Can't cook, won't clean, get fat and ugly, too demanding, and crap in bed. ..and to boot, prefer some romanticised depiction as told through "Mills and Boon" who in reality, only wants to gain the upperhand over the Aussie males who have proven themselves superior to them.

Stick with the coke bottle luvvie, there's greener pastures for those who have won the right to deserve it.i

Lying in bed with Karnal, I began to massage her in ways she hadn't felt in quite some time.
It tickled her as my fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. I then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly working my hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
I then proceeded to place my hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then I proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. I continued in the same manner upon her right side. Then suddenly I stopped. Rolled over and became silent.
As Karnal had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked me in a loving voice, "Jase, that was wonderful - but why did you stop?"
To which I responded: "I found the remote."

I'm afraid I can't really follow what Freud was on about when he talked about penis envy.  According to him, it occurs when a girl realises that she has no penis.   He said  "girls hold their mother responsible for their lack of a penis and do not forgive her for their being thus put at a disadvantage,"

;D

Since when is it a disadvantage not having a penis?

Frances wrote on Aug 7^th, 2011 at 1:54am:

I'm afraid I can't really follow what Freud was on about when he talked about penis envy.  According to him, it occurs when a girl realises that she has no penis.   He said  "girls hold their mother responsible for their lack of a penis and do not forgive her for their being thus put at a disadvantage," ;D Since when is it a disadvantage not having a penis?

Try having a pee next to a rose bush & you'll find out.  ;D

Frances wrote on Aug 7^th, 2011 at 1:54am:

I'm afraid I can't really follow what Freud was on about when he talked about penis envy.  According to him, it occurs when a girl realises that she has no penis.   He said  "girls hold their mother responsible for their lack of a penis and do not forgive her for their being thus put at a disadvantage," ;D Since when is it a disadvantage not having a penis?

Since before the female revolution, which would include Freud's time also.

That would be a case of envying man's position in society rather than envying a penis though....

Frances wrote on Aug 7^th, 2011 at 6:31pm:

That would be a case of envying man's position in society rather than envying a penis though....

Freud was right into symbolism and as you rightly point out, Penis is the symbol of man.

Not sure that men of the day would come right out and say that the position of women in society and the restrictions upon their liberty sucks... would cause social upheaval... since women were not far off revolution.

It does seem ludicrous yeah?

Would I want one ???? -  No.  Not even attached to someone else.! :)

The female reproductive organs are so much nicer- tidyly tucked away, with the sweet mount prominent, the cleft hidden. .... Excellent design.  

Despite what some have said - negatively, and grossly, ! :(  about the location.  

REMEMBER  - people's MOUTHS are the filthiest thing.!!!

AND  in this regard  I AM STRAIGHT -  it's just as one ages the urge becomes much less interesting - at least for me.
Although it's not gone completely.
And I don't have clitoris anxiety either.!!!  ::)  

Frances wrote on Aug 7^th, 2011 at 1:54am:

I'm afraid I can't really follow what Freud was on about when he talked about penis envy.  According to him, it occurs when a girl realises that she has no penis.   He said  "girls hold their mother responsible for their lack of a penis and do not forgive her for their being thus put at a disadvantage," ;D Since when is it a disadvantage not having a penis?

Well, as I see it .. not having to carry around the weight of a penis and balls btwn your legs 24/7 can ONLY be a GOOD thing.

It's hard enough lugging around shopping bags and babies for crying out loud.

===> Freud suffered from typical MMS (Mere Male Syndrome).

Sappho wrote on Aug 7^th, 2011 at 7:27pm:

Frances wrote on Aug 7th, 2011 at 6:31pm: That would be a case of envying man's position in society rather than envying a penis though.... Freud was right into symbolism and as you rightly point out, Penis is the symbol of man. Not sure that men of the day would come right out and say that the position of women in society and the restrictions upon their liberty sucks... would cause social upheaval... since women were not far off revolution.

LOL.

An....interesting...view of history.

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 9^th, 2011 at 11:15am:

===> Freud suffered from typical MMS (Mere Male Syndrome).

;D

Incidentally .. MMS is diagnosed in men when the symptoms CM and SD become apparent.


* MMS = Mere Male Syndrome
* CM = Convenient Memory
* SD = Selective Deafness

Wow this is one of the most trash threads on this forum and that I have ever read... I feel like I have lost brain cells coming here...

Obeseman wrote on Aug 11^th, 2011 at 10:13pm:

Wow this is one of the most trash threads on this forum and that I have ever read... I feel like I have lost brain cells coming here...

yeah, you'd better count them. In your condition every single one is precious.

Soren wrote on Aug 11^th, 2011 at 10:35pm:

Obeseman wrote on Aug 11th, 2011 at 10:13pm: Wow this is one of the most trash threads on this forum and that I have ever read... I feel like I have lost brain cells coming here... yeah, you'd better count them. In your condition every single one is precious.

It could be too late.  I don't think there are any left....

The more I think about this male inspired concept of penis envy .. the more I'm convinced it's REALLY all about vagina envy.

After all .. men spend 9 months getting out of one and the rest of their lives trying to get back in. Yeah?

Soren wrote on Aug 11^th, 2011 at 10:35pm:

Obeseman wrote on Aug 11th, 2011 at 10:13pm: Wow this is one of the most trash threads on this forum and that I have ever read... I feel like I have lost brain cells coming here... yeah, you'd better count them. In your condition every single one is precious.

If you look at ITS profile Soren .. you will see that IT'S a troll. As such .. IT lacked ANY grey matter to begin with.

Lisa Jones wrote on Aug 13^th, 2011 at 12:04pm:

The more I think about this male inspired concept of penis envy .. the more I'm convinced it's REALLY all about vagina envy.

How do you figure?

I'm laying here naked as I read this topic.

TMI.

...and I've also left my wife ;) (and still naked)