After you read this.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

next you zoosexuals will be whinging about how you're discrimnated aginst by not being allowed to marry your tyrannosurs

Nothing like a bit of 'beastiality'.
I remember that dude who did a few years for giving it to a horse on some woman's Stud (he was hired to keep the stables apparently).
Upon his release, he was caught giving it to the horse again by the woman. He said to the Police that he had "...a special bond with that Horse".
Luckily T-Rex ain't around or Imperium might impale the poor She-lizard after swinging into effect via a vine from a tree.
With the fact that some Afro dude went bananas with some chimp - resulting in AIDS, imaging what Imperium would have given us !!!

What`s the differance between beig married to a fossil, and being married to a woman.

The sex is the same, but the washing up piles up.

:o

poor imp.

Better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all ........

Just try and find a girl from a good far right family Imp, maybe not tyranosaurs, but at least they are dinosaurs. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Um8SnH6lmg

Isn't You-tube wonderful?

I dreamt I saw Monsieur Sartre
Alive as he could be.
I said "Jean-Paul, you're long since dead",
"I never died", said he,
"I never died", said he.

nice biased comment from a prejudiced mod

Sprint, even the most powerful electron microscope on the planet today would not be able to see the tiny violin I am playing for you now.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Hey Imp, have you ever thought of settling for a Coelocanth, a Tuatara, a Tortoise, a Crocodile or even ruffle a Wollemi in the privacy of your own home instead? It might not smoke your bone like a T-Rex might, but I'm sure it would age you just the same.

Ah, the tyranny o' sore arse.

;D ;D ;D

aikmann4 wrote on Aug 26^th, 2010 at 5:17pm:

After you read this. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Hang on, that didnt work the way it should have....

locutius wrote on Aug 27^th, 2010 at 10:37am:

Sprint, even the most powerful electron microscope on the planet today would not be able to see the tiny violin I am playing for you now.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

ahhahaahhaa   ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3458/gyrtio1283215545.jpg

It_is_the_Darkness wrote on Aug 27^th, 2010 at 11:59am:

Hey Imp, have you ever thought of settling for a Coelocanth, a Tuatara, a Tortoise, a Crocodile or even ruffle a Wollemi in the privacy of your own home instead? It might not smoke your bone like a T-Rex might, but I'm sure it would age you just the same.

hahahahahhah ;D