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Title: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:41pm
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/election/holy-asylum-seekers-its-boatman-tony-abbott-to-personally-decide-to-turn-around-asylum-seekers/story-fn5zm695-1225905585747
[url]HOLY asylum seekers Boatman - Australia's border patrol forces would have a hotline to Tony Abbott under a Coalition Government to ask him if they're allowed to turn the boats back. As another boatload of illegal immigrants arrived on the weekend - the 152nd since Labor won office - Mr Abbott explained how his pledge to turn back the boats would work. "In the end it would be a prime ministerial decision," Mr Abbott said. "It would be the Government's call based on advice of the commander on the spot." Mr Abbott said the phonecall from sea would come to him - on the boatphone - and it would be his choice whether or not to turn a boat back if it was safe to do so. Asked how he would measure the success or failure of his pledge to "stop the boats" Mr Abbott set himself a three-month deadline to see results. "If we hadn't been able to dramatically arrest the rate of boat arrivals within three months I would be very, very disappointed," he said. Mr Abbott's plan involved reopening the Pacific Solution processing centre for asylum seekers on Nauru. He said one of his first acts as PM would be to start negotiating a deal to move asylum seekers to Nauru. "I think reopening Nauru would send an immediate signal to the people smugglers and their customers or potential customers that the game is up," Mr Abbott said. Mr Abbott will use his Boatman powers for good tomorrow, blitzing five marginal seats in western Sydney. As Labor officially launches its election campaign in Brisbane, the Opposition Leader will target voter disenchantment with the Labor brand in Sydney's battler belt. "Tomorrow I'll be doing a western Sydney blitz starting quite early in the morning and I'll be hoping to cover five marginal seats," he said. Mr Abbott said Sydney's west had been dudded by state Labor and now the Rudd-Gillard Government. "Nothing more graphically illustrates the rip-off that Labor have perpetrated than the Parramatta to Epping railway line," he said. "This was first promised 12 years ago ... and now this train to nowhere has been embraced by federal Labor. "The people of western Sydney are not mugs. They realise that this is school halls on wheels." [/url] He now thinks he's a smacking super hero, look out for speedos on the outside and a cape. Will be interesting to see viewer numbers on Q&A tonight 884K for Julia, 95k for the Sky townhall. Anyone know if Julia got to decide where hers was filmed ? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:44pm
I love it how he'll have the bat phone sst up so as they can contact him and ask HIM if he wants the boat turned around or allowed in.
I cannot believe there are so many stupid people that would vote for this smuck. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:45pm dssmithy - he is superman. Stopped aussie from a pointless grandstanding ets, made dudd untenable for the alp. A leader who was once the most popular, abbott took down in a very short time.. Quote:
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mellie on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:45pm
I think it's a great idea... unless of course you are happy for the lucrative people smuggling industry to continue funding terrorism?
This and cashing in at the expense of those trying to immigrate to Australia lawfully. :) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by bwood1946 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:46pm
it was filmed in South Australia , BIG JULIA's hometown bogon Central
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Equitist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:57pm Oh dear, I just got another visual of the Mad Monk: the caped Xtian crusader, habitually flashing his budgie smugglers... Sincere apologies to anybody else who now has a similar visual! |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Equitist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:59pm bwood1946 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:46pm:
Hmmnnn...I seem to recall that Longy and Macca (plus a few others) hail from SA... |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:01pm mellie wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:45pm:
Oh so now the people smugglers are the cash cows for Al Quada, not just greedy amoral bastards. Note to Tone say this at least 20 times tonight boat/terrorist/Al Quada Maybe that's why we cant find Osama his not in the remote hills of Pakistan his in Jakarta counting his cash. Way to ramp it mellie it is the last week of course, Perhaps we could put a picture of Osama in front of a burning house & say that Labors insulation scheme funded terrorists & that house fires are actually sleeper terrorists at work. Oh & we also can say Labor donated 800 billion to terrorists through the BER & that's why some schools got the wrong buildings because as we know Osama only really knows tents not buildings so he got a bit mixed up in his orders to Pinko Julia. ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:07pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:01pm:
Come on dsmithy thats a bit unfair, Osama is actually living in Australia, he came here in 2004 and is living in a cave not far from where mellie claims she went on the weekend. MMM, I wonder what mellie was really doing on the weekend? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mantra on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:10pm skippy. wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 12:44pm:
His "stop the boat people" hotline will be set up next door to his Catholic "abortion/adoption counselling" and "reformation of homosexuals" hotlines. I wonder what the UN will think of Abbott's No. 1 policy for Australia being the turning back of boat loads of refugees to their homeland or Indonesia. Re-opening Camp Nauru comes a close second in callousness. The last solo refugee was kept there for about 3 years alone and went insane. This is how Abbott is portraying us to the rest of the world - as a redneck nation intent on dwelling only on old populist Howard ideologies. Howard was voted out - remember. He also lost his seat. Abbott hasn't got a single original thought in that empty punch drunk head of his. Gillard might be boring and repetitive - but she is trying. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Vanessa on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:26pm
The country will be ruined if he wins on Saturday.
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:40pm
mantra
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vanessa - why ? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Vanessa on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:44pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:40pm:
Because I don't think Abbott knows a bloody thing. I don't trust him, I didn't trust Howard and they are both exactly the same. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:46pm Vanessa wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:44pm:
Abbott would make Howard look like a good bloke. And Howard was a filthy lying little rodent. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:55pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:40pm:
/quote] A lair you say sprint well she may tell fibs but does she take money under false pretenses??? $16,000 for a surf lesson to be given before the election as promised by HIS office, yet nothing,nadda, you think he'd want the exposure on the news. Tried to dodge last night by saying surf was huge this week again a lie below is Bondi at 7am today Photo is from aquabumps daily email same photo on their web site in case someone thinks its a plant. Great photo's everyday like this one if your interested sign up for email :) http://www.aquabumps.com/ |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:58pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:55pm:
Got anything to back that claim up Smithy? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:04pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:55pm:
/quote] A lair you say sprint well she may tell fibs but does she take money under false pretenses??? $16,000 for a surf lesson to be given before the election as promised by HIS office, yet nothing,nadda, you think he'd want the exposure on the news. Tried to dodge last night by saying surf was huge this week again a lie below is Bondi at 7am today e] Smiddy he hasn't got time to bugger about just to suit the dills at getup he has an election to win which is doing a very good job of the surf lesson can wait |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:05pm vanessa - Quote:
tonys a rhodes scholar with 2 degrees. he knows a thing or two |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:09pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:58pm:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/13/2982194.htm |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:09pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:58pm:
As much as anyone has with these things Iam, I received Get ups email last week or maybe the week before & I posted a thread about this then(I actually went back 13 pages to post this in that thread) but alas after posting I trashed the email. Here's a link to their website on the subject https://www.getup.org.au/campaign/EndMandatoryDetention&id=1301 I admit it's hearsay but if they are lying Tony would have jumped on them & not tried the big surf bullsh!t last night. Liar, Liar speedo's on fire ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by vegitamite on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:10pm This new super hero who has nomaited himself as a decider of life and death. Is still to gutless to debate the economy... Go Superhero ! just what the country needs... |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:12pm
To be fair to Abbott I expect he will have a lot more time on his hands after he loses on saturday.
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by sprintcyclist on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:15pm skipps - hahaha dsmight - abbott will have another meeting with gillard the desperate. another town hall one, in briosbane on wednesday. where the voters get to directly ask whatever they want. much bettter. the voters are the customers, not a professional "presenter". |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:17pm skippy. wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:12pm:
tsk tsk SKIPPY :D |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:17pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:15pm:
We agree on that sprint, much better the voters ask cold questions & both leaders need to think on their feet. Hope it happens ;) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by vegitamite on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:19pm
dsmight - abbott will have another meeting with gillard the desperate.
another town hall one, in briosbane on wednesday. where the voters get to directly ask whatever they want =========================== Abbott loves STAGED( with undecided swinging voters who greer and clap for Abbott, WTF) town hall meetings because he can lie during them, and then later say he was just caught up in the moment ! |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mellie on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:21pm
Is Tonys Stop the boats hotline any worse then Gillards Climate panel/hotline decision makers?
Lets face it, for what they get paid, both have much to answer for. Gillard more so than Abbot if she thinks her miserable project failures of the past, and recent past at that have escaped our attention. ::) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mozzaok on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:24pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 1:40pm:
Pull your head in Sprint,, do not paint yourself as the morality police, Tony has that job covered. Plus you just sound like a psycho when you go all feral on us, you are a better person than that, try not to forget it just because an election is on. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:24pm skippy. wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:09pm:
Thanks Skip :) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:25pm wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:19pm:
are you a moron or just an idiot that one in western Sydney was not stage-managed and he cream Gillard |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:25pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:09pm:
So NO proof to the claim i see Smithy. As I’ve said before, THIS is GetUp's stuff up plain and simple, THEY should have sorted out the details BEFORE lodging their bids. GetUp can't blame Abbott for their incompetence. :) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:27pm
wooshhhhhhhhhh
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mozzaok on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:27pm mellie wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:21pm:
The difference is that Gillard has the record of GOOD policies very poorly managed. Abbott has appalling policies on top of the fact that he was considered the religious nutter of the Liberal Party, until he rose to a position of power, and the thing is that even though he is quacking the right tune now, we all really know he is actually barking. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm mozzaok wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:27pm:
To be fair, this one isn't one of Gillards best, in fact its stupid, but I dont expect it will happen anyway. Hopefully Labor will not be able to govern in their own right and will need GREEN support, then its game on for enviromental action. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:25pm:
BWHAHAHA Iam check Skips post Word from the man himself He has not yet given the lesson and says he might not have time before polling day. "I will give the lesson. I would like to do it pre-election, but it's a very busy schedule and I don't know whether the surfing conditions would be appropriate between now and then," he said. "I mean he is a beginner; I'm told there are big waves predicted for next week, so I'd like to do it before the election but I can't absolutely guarantee it." Proof enough big fella? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:31pm skippy. wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:27pm:
Did you just open your legs Skippy? ;) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:33pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm:
LOL, Smithy is 'I would like to do it pre-election' a PROMISE in YOUR eyes? LOL, YOU need to provide PROOF that Abbott 'promised' to do it prior to the election, understand now mate? ::) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by mozzaok on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:34pm
In relation to the Getup stunt where they bid $16,000 on behalf of refugees to be taught surfing by Tony Abbott, to be fair, THAT was BEFORE the election was announced.
Others bid on a bowling game with Kevin Rudd, and others a "date" with Julia Gillard, and nobody has mentioned if those appointments have been completed before the election. So while I can see how getup is trying to teach an ignorant Mr Abbott that refugees are real people, not just bogeymen to be exploited for political gain, to expect him to interrupt his election campaign to indulge their stunt befor the election is very unrealistic. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:37pm mozzaok wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:34pm:
, you have to agree with that comment ;) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by skippy. on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:37pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:33pm:
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:37pm mozzaok wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:34pm:
Well pointed out Moz, 10 points for you. :) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:38pm skippy. wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:37pm:
You'll have to do better than that Skippy. ;D |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:41pm
You'll have to do better than that Skippy.
++ Because the ABC a Pinko,Commie hotbed of liars don't you know Skip |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:43pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:41pm:
No Smithy, because that is NOT a claim/promise from Tony Abbott, or can't YOU tell the differnce? ::) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:44pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:43pm:
it doesn't suit the agenda at this point in time |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:53pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:43pm:
We can argue sermantics until were a blue in the face. The truely telling fact which has been acknowledged is that Abbott's office did promise to have the lesson before the election. This is the main thrust of Get Ups campaign & also a good part of Abbotts response. If Get Up was lying you know the Liberals would be all over it trying to discredit this(in their eyes) left leaning protest group. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:56pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:53pm:
Until YOU can supply proof of the claim Smithy, it is as you said, hearsay. :) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:14pm iamtheman012 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 2:56pm:
Ok I'm happy to call it hearsay, all will have their own interpretations of the claims. Most I think will see Tony's "I would like to do it pre - election" comment as the admission of his offices promise that I do. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by iamtheman012 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:21pm Dsmithy70 wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:14pm:
LOL, yeah ok Smithy whatever you say. ::) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by vegitamite on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:47pm
As Riz Wakil said on ABC NewsRadio a while back now :
"I strongly believe that Tony Abbott is a human being before he's a politician and before he's an opposition leader. His heart beats like everyone else and I'm sure that once I share my story, he will rethink." Seems Abbott isnt a human being (with a heart ) ... |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:53pm wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:47pm:
Grow up MORON >:( |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by vegitamite on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:57pm
Grow up MORON
=============== Maybe you should save that statement for Abbott.... |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by FRED on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:58pm wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 3:57pm:
the bold print doesn't make you intelligent ;) |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Soren on Aug 16th, 2010 at 4:48pm
"Obviously it (immigration) is an issue," says Charles Salah, 30, a Sudanese refugee who has been in WA for five years and believes Mr Abbott will stop the boats.
"I'm voting for the coalition because in Australia we have queues and people jump the queues. They pay other people to get here while there's plenty of other people suffering." http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/7650470/refugees-back-coalition-on-boat-people/ Refugees get it. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Dnarever on Aug 16th, 2010 at 6:01pm
The bat phone sounds remarkably like the system Mr Howard used to turn back a boat which ran aground and 3 died because they had been sprayed with pepper spray and didn't get to shore because they were effectivly blinded.
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Dnarever on Aug 16th, 2010 at 6:05pm
The Liberals favorite targets:
Boat people - refugees, the unemployed - disadvantaged and average workers etc. Seems they dont have the guts to pick on anyone their own size, just miserable bullies targeting the most defenceless groups they can find. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by vegitamite on Aug 16th, 2010 at 6:47pm So when can Abbott give direct orders to members of the Defence Forces- as he is not the Commander in Chief. That title belongs to Quentin Bryce our GG or has that changed? |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by dsmithy70 on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:05pm wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 6:47pm:
Oh details details details Vegi Our saviour Tony will despell justice to the filthy brown people from high on the mount and no mere women will get in the way. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Enforcer on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:19pm
TammyJS
Just had a phone call from #boatphone Abbott is going to debate PM JG #ausvotes Julia_Spillard Rofl cause its tru RT @geeksrulz: Every time someone says #boatphone , another mobile phone battery dies somewhere :( #ausvotes Get the idea Abbott is a goose. If the best he can come with is a few slogans about boats and gangs god help us as he is an embarressment to this country. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Soren on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:25pm Dnarever wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 6:05pm:
It's for their own good. Like when your dad smacked you. Queue jumpers and spongers need to take respnsibility for themselves. Averag workers? If you are skilled, you are better off under a government that supports people who can increase and maintain their skills. But if you are happy to have the unions do your the thinking for you, then Labor is your party. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by DARWIN on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:43pm
Abbott has run away from everyone of his press conferences when the questions got a bit difficult. Today the press returned the favor: sky cut halfway through one of Tone’s pressers to cover something or other.
A never-was, several steps below a has-been is Tone. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Enforcer on Aug 16th, 2010 at 8:29pm Darwin wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:43pm:
Rofl...... I said to my wife when I saw that happen that maybe Rupert may be having 2nd thoughts about the unhinged one. At least 5 press conferences now Abbott has cleared out when it started to get a bit tough for him. |
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Title: Re: OMFG is he for real??? Post by Dnarever on Aug 16th, 2010 at 9:41pm Soren wrote on Aug 16th, 2010 at 7:25pm:
There is no queue, most unemployed are genuine and many average workers have more skills then their managers and are not in unions. . |
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