this is a fun thread.


For athiests :

"Happy Unbirthday to you ......"

Meh, atheists are boring. Some Christians are cool, so are some Muslims and Buddhists.  OK you twisted my arm, I'll play.

Here's some Christmas rap music for antitheists:

(Imagine a doof doof intro and background)

Fixation with a crucifiction
Is obviously a learned addiction.
It's not just Christian... jurisdiction,
Although they try to claim ascription,
Shed blood is common creed affliction.
When concocting dogma it's...prefixion,
A finished touch to fine commixion.
I'd never make bizarre prediction
Of theology sans... crucifixion.
No one would swallow such constriction.
Non-belief leads right to interdiction.
Bloody crosses do seem contradiction,
But, there's a trick.. to accepting fiction.
You must consent to brain dereliction.
If not, you'll surely face eviction
From church before the benediction.

(CRUCIFIXION MALEDICTION
By Dorothy B. Thompson)

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How about... Happy Solstice week?

hahahah

And for agnostics
"Happy birthday fpr someone you don't know.
Who might even never have existed !
Who knows, how can I really say without hard proof, so I'll just wait."

Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 25^th, 2009 at 9:05am:

hahahah And for agnostics "Happy birthday fpr someone you don't know. Who might even never have existed ! Who knows, how can I really say without hard proof, so I'll just wait."

Reminds me of Garrison Keillor's jokes on Unitarians  ;D

He did a Unitarian prayer once which cracked me up, but this is one off the net:

Quote:

A Unitarian meeting may seem strange to outsiders. Everybody sings "Praise Be to Whom It May Concern" and then somebody speaks and nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees. And if you disagree, then you'll fit right in.

I guess you'd describe Unitarians best as Agnostics who have their own Church  ;D  They are big in the US.

They even disagree about Garisson Keilor. Some dislike him for continually taking the piss, while others think his jokes attract people to the movement.

The only reason I listen to his show on ABC Radio National is because I'm usually driving at that time. (Sunday Nights)

lol, Happy, conveniently, coincidentally, Christ, Mithras, and Winter Solstice, Birthday.

Have a great day, and while I will stick with my daughter's perception of what she thought god meant when she was five, "the love in everyone's hearts" , today as we share that love with friends and family, I am happy for anybody to put whatever name they want to that.

Here's one that says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q&feature=player_embedded#

Excellent helian - very well done.

Take care and give your loved ones a hug :-)