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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl Member Run Boards >> Extremism Exposed >> poo icecream http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1225544378 Message started by tallowood on Nov 1^st, 2008 at 10:59pm

Title: poo icecream
Post by tallowood on Nov 1^st, 2008 at 10:59pm

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/10/31/1224956281373.html

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The Whyte family was dished up the free ice-cream at an NRL grand final function on October 5, after complaining they could not hear the televised game over loud music.

Unhappy about the hotel's response to their claims, Jessica and Stephen Whyte had the dessert independently tested, with the lab finding it contained "properties similar to human excreta".

The pub countered with its own test on the gelato tub, which cleared it of wrongdoing, only to have the investigating NSW Food Authority confirm the Whytes' initial positive test on the sample they took home.

Surely if it is possible to do genetic identification from saliva swab it should be same or easier to do it from peace of questionable gelato.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by Gaybriel on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 12:15am

why is this in the extremism section?!

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by tallowood on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 8:14am

Gaybriel wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 12:15am:

why is this in the extremism section?!

because it is extreme ism to put human poo into patrons ice cream just because they had complained about loud music.

alternately it is extreme ism to put human poo to your own ice cream just to spite hotel because they play loud music.

either way it is extremism and poo form.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by mozzaok on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 9:40am

There is a movie called 'waiting', about restaurant staff, and what they do to the food of customers who P1SS them off.
Very gross, but not without substance, but just what substance seems to be the question here.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by freediver on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 10:53am

Extremism generally implies some kind of broader political goal, not just criminal behaviour.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by tallowood on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 1:04pm

freediver wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 10:53am:

Extremism generally implies some kind of broader political goal, not just criminal behaviour.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extremism

Quote:

Main Entry:
ex·trem·ism Listen to the pronunciation of extremism
Pronunciation:
\ik-ˈstrē-ˌmi-zəm\
Function:
noun
Date:
1865

1 : the quality or state of being extreme 2 : advocacy of extreme measures or views

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by tallowood on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 7:50pm

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Retired Federal Court judge, Trevor Morling QC, who chaired the Lindy Chamberlain royal commission and has brokered an international deal on armaments, has been appointed by both parties to mediate on the ice-cream saga this week.

That proves how extreme poo in ice cream is.

BTW, if it was frozen Neanderthal poo it would cost lots of money.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by tallowood on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 8:34pm

Quote:

COOGEE Bay Hotel staff and the Whyte family will undergo DNA testing by health inspectors as both camps try to prove their innocence.
...
"I would welcome DNA testing alongside all staff working that day to clear myself, the Coogee Bay Hotel and all involved," Mr Wood said.'

Let's make bets.

Title: Re: poo icecream
Post by Amadd on Nov 2^nd, 2008 at 10:20pm

;D There must be a lot of jokes on the way about this one.
Anybody heard any?