I thought this topic deserved its own thread.

Do the commentators here think it is OK to fart in bed despite your loved one's complaints that it smells?





(as moderator of this forum I require everyone to use the word 'fart' at least once in your reply.  If you forget I will add it for you because I am helpful like that)

No its not ok to fart in bed.

wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:28pm:

No its not ok to fart in bed.

Yes, that's how I feel.  I will tell my girlfriend you agree with me about farting in bed.  She reckons it's OK as long as there is a light breeze blowing.

The other thing about farting I have thought about is why is it not possible to capture this most entertaining human achievement with a camera?

deepthought wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:41pm:

The other thing about farting I have thought about is why is it not possible to capture this most entertaining human achievement with a camera?

1/- you cheated..I used the word fart ("fart" added by mod).


2/-maybe you could if the fart ("fart" added by mod) was at all ''' Fluubberistic" .


Has an onamatapeatically pleasing farty ("farty" added by mod) association I do believe.

For farts sake, of course it is alright to fart- whether there is a farting breeze blowing or not. Nature has a way of dealing with the body's disparaging farting comments.

Anyone who farting complains deserves a farting dutch oven- and if they still feel the need to farting whinge, threaten them with a farting cabbage and egg nightcap. That'll farting fix em.

I personally like being in the car with all your loved ones and as the driver you have control to be able to lock all of electric windows. It makes for quite a spectacle for other drivers at the traffic lights

(Was that farting good enough for you DT?)

IQSRLOW wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 10:13pm:

For farts sake, of course it is alright to fart- whether there is a farting breeze blowing or not. Nature has a way of dealing with the body's disparaging farting comments. Anyone who farting complains deserves a farting dutch oven- and if they still feel the need to farting whinge, threaten them with a farting cabbage and egg nightcap. That'll farting fix em. I personally like being in the car with all your loved ones and as the driver you have control to be able to lock all of electric windows. It makes for quite a spectacle for other drivers at the traffic lights (Was that farting good enough for you DT?)

Farting perfect IQ.

I agree with your sentiments too.  For fart's sake why is farting considered socially unacceptable?  It is farting humorous, it relieves farting abdominal pressure and deaf people can enjoy the results though they don't get to hear the amusing farting sound.

Quote:

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday. She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight." So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was. So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap. And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it. As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose. All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80." Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70." He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."

Normal consideration would surely have one curb ones own flatulence at the request of a loved one.
Same as any habit that offends another.


Oh, by the way - fart :-)

Reminds me of the best farting joke I have seen.

At a guys house, one bloke came in with a bottle of milk, opened and mostly empty.
He said to his brother "I think this has gone off, can you smell it please and check?"
"Yes, sure", said the brother, quite confused. he smelt it and recoiled rapidly.
The first guy cracked up laughing, he had farted into the bottle prior to bringing it out !!!

Sophisticated fart gag #294

ooohhh we get to say "fart"...

Come on...this is a tad preschoolish...Its like saying ..ooohhh.."RUBBER"...gasp!!!!!



Very funny IQ.     ::)

Is this a Mexican standoff then oh farty (added by mod) gaseous one .?     ::)

wrote on Mar 15^th, 2008 at 3:31pm:

Is this a Mexican standoff then oh farty (added by mod) gaseous one .?     ::)

I call it a fart thread.  

I also call it queer that mantra posts to complain.   But I won't stop her.  If she thinks she is the fart fun police then she can throw her farting weight around accordingly.  But she shouldn't be upset if no one takes her farts seriously.  We didn't appoint her to be the boss of the forum so I'm not sure why she thinks she is.

Kevvy cuts the cheese (farts).

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/Rudd_Fart.jpg

Kevvy hosts a review think tank committee forum discussion group.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/Rudd_Fart_02.jpg

Um freediver?  why are you removing posts without consultation with the moderator?

Have you reneged on the offer of autonomy of the user run boards?

No wonder PA will not agree to be hosted by you - they don't trust you not to interfere and now I understand why.

I remove posts from here all the time. Like all of luckylucker's posts for example. If you want me to consult you about every one you are welcome to bring up the issue on the feedback board and we'll see if we can come up with a sensible policy. fart

Don't be facetious

Removing a regular posters comments on their whim because they are not intelligent enough to actually read is ridiculous.

Birds of a feather...

We could form a committee to sort out new sensible policy?

Isn't that what a moderator is for? Why set up a new level of bureaucracy to do the same job...

Oh that's right- you are all leftards  ::) ::) ::)

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Unbelievable
::) ::) ::)

Quote:

No wonder PA will not agree to be hosted by you - they don't trust you not to interfere and now I understand why.

PA, being PA has no idea where it will end up.  PA never seems to be too concerned about it, as it survives somehow.  It may very well end up here, but if it does not, your presence DT will likely be a huge factor.

Crap thread, and no fart from me.

:P

...no fart from me.

Although that is one anyway- which stick to the rules of this thread (take note Mantra and FD  ::)) , you are always excused in any case Aussie as your posts always contain the 'follow through' which beats a fart hands down.

What an amazingly stupid farting (added by moderator) thread by an amazingly stupid farting (added by moderator) moderator. Deepthought, you've out done yourself farting (added by moderator). Stupid old farting (added by moderator) fart is all you are and ever will be.

I see you farting (added by moderator) time is running out here. Goodo.

Well farting (added by mod) D T,..seems your farting (added by mod) reputation preceeds you ::)

Sappho wrote on Mar 16^th, 2008 at 5:24am:

What an amazingly stupid farting (added by moderator) thread by an amazingly stupid farting (added by moderator) moderator. Deepthought, you've out done yourself farting (added by moderator). Stupid old farting (added by moderator) fart is all you are and ever will be. I see you farting (added by moderator) time is running out here. Goodo.

Hello farting Sappho, are you adding stalking to your already comprehensive repertoire of trolling, farting, flaming, farting and bigotted insult?  At least you're versatile.  You now have a method for every situation where you have nofartingthing to add to a forum.  Congratulations.  And welcome back.  As long as you post in your inimitable style once every three months we'll know it's you farting.

Kevvy sets the record straight with regard to the disadvantaged.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/Rudd_Fart_04.jpg

Jules's fart has the Liebor front bench in a spin.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/JuliaGillard_Fart.jpg

mantra wrote on Mar 16^th, 2008 at 9:37pm:

This thread is closed now.  It's been discussed to it's full potential and everyone has had a chance to voice their views.

I haven't finished airing stuff - nor have Jules and Kevvy.

There you go guys...

Enjoy!

deepthought wrote on Mar 16^th, 2008 at 9:19pm:

Jules's fart has the Liebor front bench in a spin. http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/JuliaGillard_Fart.jpg

Funny pic DT...

You might want to 'un-pin' it as well - unless you want it at the top of the board of course.

okey doke..unpinning now..prepare to dissappear all. :)

I dont see an unpin button   FD...
       

Try the 'sitcky' button.

okay and the topic went from Humour back to Farting again..why? just a refresh thing?

yep..it worked.                                        

The title shown in the main index (the forum 'home page') is the title of the most recent post, whereas the title shown in the board index is the title of the first post.

ok

The Nazis are reminded that everyone farts - even Adolf

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/Nazi_Fart.jpg

geezuz  Keating looks a treat there doesnt he?          ;D

Good one..       :D          

bugger off DT.

Can't you find a photo shop forum where they can acclaim (or otherwise) your ?????? talent.

Easy Aussie, I much prefer his photo shopped contributions.

Aussie wrote on Mar 18^th, 2008 at 8:41pm:

bugger off DT. Can't you find a photo shop forum where they can acclaim (or otherwise) your ?????? talent.

Another amateur moderator from the left who wants the forum to be a mirror of his own limitations?

deepthought wrote on Mar 18^th, 2008 at 8:51pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:41pm: bugger off DT. Can't you find a photo shop forum where they can acclaim (or otherwise) your ?????? talent. Another amateur moderator from the left who wants the forum to be a mirror of his own limitations?

Please expand/explain.

Aussie wrote on Mar 18^th, 2008 at 8:57pm:

deepthought wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:51pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:41pm: bugger off DT. Can't you find a photo shop forum where they can acclaim (or otherwise) your ?????? talent. Another amateur moderator from the left who wants the forum to be a mirror of his own limitations? Please expand/explain.

Perhaps a few questions will help you understand.

Why are you so agitated by a picture that you need to tell the contributor to bugger off?

Why do you post in a thread just to complain about a post in the thread?

Do you have enough mental strength to ignore pictures you don't find amusing?

Do you go to forums in general and tell them what content you prefer not to have on them?

Do you feel you are better than everyone at determining what should be on forums?

What star sign are you?

I think Aussie is worried that when he beats off now to Chalke and Cheating that he will picture them in Nazi uniforms and it will hamper his arousal.

Don't let it perturb you Aussie- If you think about it hard enough, a LW like yourself should be able to get off quicker thinking about a swastika
:D

Aussie wrote on Mar 18^th, 2008 at 8:41pm:

bugger off DT. Can't you find a photo shop forum where they can acclaim (or otherwise) your ?????? talent.

I think even you , Aussie, will appreciate this grand effort

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/deeper_thought/FartMagazine.jpg

Farting/stalking, both bad.

Cop this

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I few years back my brother an his wife came over for dinner and i had just moved into an old bungalow that the Doris and I had purchased, the bathroom and toilet were straight off the kitchen.In the middle of dinner I needed a pee so went to the loo and forgot to close the door Im joyfully peeing into the bowl making lots of bubbles then proceeded to have an enormous belch and also farted, When I got back to the dinner table it was totally  silent. The Doris was blushing then the bro cracked up laughing , he reckoned I put on a fine performance, I wife tells me later she has never been so embarrassed,

zztopguy wrote on Nov 5^th, 2020 at 1:23pm:

Farting/stalking, both bad.

Is there a correlation between flatulence and stalking , Maybe all that crouching down in the shadows is bad for the digestion