Here is a good one, just got emailed it.

Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

You will need it at the end..
This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self.
Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.



(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig


(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.


(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.
Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.


(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.


When a few answers are posted, I'll put up the interperetations

Cow Horse Tiger Sheep Pig

licky, scratchy, chinese food, hot, wet

I'm not writing peoples names if they read it they will so know it is me writing.

13 tuesday

These were my answers

Pig tiger horse sheep cow

Loyal sniffy quick scented rolling

likewise with you on the names

9 tuesday


interperetations given soonish

(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

Tiger horse cow sheep pig


(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

aggressive, fluffy, cunning, aromatic, stormy.

(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.
Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

as above


(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.


7  wednesday

The interperetations :


1/  This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY


(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.

Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your own life.


3/
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life


4)
You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite
number  and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

desperately inaccurate. chain mail too.

the chainmail part of it is annoying.

Some of the other ones very good, one dramatically wrong

The person who wrote this test is not too bright, they are assuming that the respondent will basing everything off the human association personalities associated with objects, or subconscious reinforced ideas or brainwashing. Both are very similar.

I can see how if you are applying personal associations to everyday items you could get the results you did with this test, but it is retarded.

This is what I think;

The person writing this test has given human traits to non human things and automatically expected the respondent to also apply human traits to everything they are looking at.

For example, I chose the cow as my coolest animal not because I see it subconsciously as an animal with a purpose which it does day in day out (career oriented), but because they have big eyes, big eyelashes and a confused look on their face which makes them really cute close up. Especially Jersey cows.

My descriptions of the other animals were also not based on people I associate with these animals, it was based on how I see the animal.

That colour thing is really gay. YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS NOT THAT STRONG WHEN YOUR CONSCIOUS IS AWAKE.

Anyway, in conclusion, really gay test I hate it.

to connie:



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the chainmail part of it is annoying.

lol  [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]

superdoopercooper says


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That colour thing is really gay. YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS NOT THAT STRONG WHEN YOUR CONSCIOUS IS AWAKE. Anyway, in conclusion, really gay test I hate it.

I was going to take it.

The Wooden Bowl

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year
old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred,
and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table.

But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made
eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he
grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

 The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his
spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor."

 So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There,
Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a
wooden bowl!

When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence. One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"

Just as sweetly, the boy responded, "Oh, I am making a little bowl for
you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up." The four-year-old
smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then
tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken,
both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

 On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and
tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents,
you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a
"life.."

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt
on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if
you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work
and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I
usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.

People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a
friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.!

I've learned that you should pass this on to everyone you care about. I just did.

 NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE THE CANDLE WAS STARTED. GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS.

I am not going to be the one who lets it die... I found it believable --
angels have walked beside me all my life--and they still do.


The Candle Of Love, Hope & Friendship


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This candle was lit on September,15, 1998. Someone who loves you has helped keep it alive by sending it to you.

Don't let The Candle of Love, Hope and Friendship die! Pass It On To All Of Your Friends and Everyone You Love!

Please keep this candle alive

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I
may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.



some chain mail is ok.

That was a lovely post Oceans - especially the story of the wooden bowl.   :)

mantra wrote on Aug 27^th, 2007 at 12:50pm:

That was a lovely post Oceans - especially the story of the wooden bowl.   :)

I quite liked it Mantra.

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(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

Horse, sheep, cow, pig, tiger



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(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

loyal, useless, jew, yuck, fish



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(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

Friends? ;D



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(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

3, friday

Tiger, horse, cow, pig, sheep.

Loyal, snobs, vermin, tasty, nice.

....

4, Monday.


Hahaha. My sex life is 'tasty' apparently.  :P




Ausnat... yours is 'yuck'  ;D

And your enemy is a Jew... whoda thunk it?  :P


And your partners useless.  :P


-To those saying it's a bad test.. we were deceived by spam mail. test blah blah blah... who cares? Lighten up you morons. Harmless fun. You weren't actually expecting it to be true did you?  ::)

ex-member DonaldTrump wrote on Sep 9^th, 2007 at 10:35pm:

Ausnat... yours is 'yuck'  ;D

Its not accurate!.


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And your enemy is a Jew... whoda thunk it?  :P

ZOG is my worst enemy.


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And your partners useless.  :P

She wasnt. i still know her. Though she is useless now.

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(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

Tiger, horse, pig, cow, sheep


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(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

loyal, sneaky, disgusting, aroma, wet.

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(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.
Name just one person for each color: Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

i named all my 5  siblings to these colours...


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(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

7, saturday


my sex life is aroma...and i am apparantly wet.