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Message started by freediver on Jun 21st, 2007 at 8:05pm

Title: weird baby names
Post by freediver on Jun 21st, 2007 at 8:05pm
In Germany there are laws against giving a child a 'strange' name.

NZ won't allow '4real' as child's name

http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/NZ-wont-allow-4real-as-childs-name/2007/06/21/1182019274133.html

New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4real," saying numerals are not allowed.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby "4real" shortly after glimpsing him for the first time as a foetus during an ultrasound examination and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.

But when the parents filed the name with New Zealand's Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, they were told names beginning with a number were against the rules.

The government office has opened negotiations with the parents about the name under a policy that says all unusual names must be given case-by-case consideration.

Satan and Adolf Hitler were proposed names that have been declined, he said.

If no compromise has been reached by July 9, the baby will be registered as "Real" officials say.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by AusNat on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 11:36am
What MORON would call their kid ''4real'' anyway?  wankers.

Ban mohammed, ahmed, youseff, abbas, jihad-(thats right, arab parents name their kids jihad, ive met one) houssein, hassan, bilal etc.....

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by sprintcyclist on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 1:13pm
Often wondered if a kid could sue the parents for a weird name.
The "damage" it could cause ?

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by .JaSin. on Nov 7th, 2019 at 8:08pm
Callum Murray
Wayne Kerr
Johnny Pusharder

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Gordon on Nov 7th, 2019 at 8:11pm
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by AiA on Nov 7th, 2019 at 8:33pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 1:13pm:
Often wondered if a kid could sue the parents for a weird name.
The "damage" it could cause ?


American black mothers certainly hurt the employment prospects of their children by giving them "ethnic" names ...

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Yadda on Nov 7th, 2019 at 9:23pm

AiA wrote on Nov 7th, 2019 at 8:33pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 1:13pm:
Often wondered if a kid could sue the parents for a weird name.
The "damage" it could cause ?



American black mothers certainly hurt the employment prospects of their children by giving them "ethnic" names ...



Careful AiA !!!!

Someone will accuse you of being a racist, for suggesting that 'American black mothers' are BEING, hurtful/harmful persons.




Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 8th, 2019 at 2:01am
Someone actually asked on Yahoo 'Gender Studies' if Escargon was a good name for a boy....

The Imperial Maitre d'... staff of office in hand, strides manfully to the centre of theChamber... raps his staff three times... then loudly proclaims:-

"All rise for King (snork) Escar(ah, huk,huk, huk) gon... The First... (ahhhh, ha, ha,ha,ha, ha....)"..

The Chamber erupts into gales of laughter... certain older Members, deep in their cups, awaken and inadvertently shove the lithe  and supplicant maidens from their laps... and seeing the knee-slapping ribaldry and then perceiving its source - join in the laughter ... an ancient crone passing by  in the street faints at the sounds of mirth coming from the chamber.... and the horses are startled in the Imperial Square....

Escargon The Mighty, Beneficiary of his Mother's benign choice of name... slinks away from the Chamber.... a cloud over his head.....

He'll get that Maitre d' some day... that bastard........

Slyly and covering his tracks, he makes his way to the chamber of the Head of the Imperial Guild of Soul-less Assassins... together they plot and scheme....

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by cods on Nov 8th, 2019 at 5:37am

Gordon wrote on Nov 7th, 2019 at 8:11pm:
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand




In his written ruling, he said names such as Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were prohibited by registration officials. Others that were permitted included twins called Benson and Hedges, other children called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, the judge added, "tragically, Violence". Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name, he said.



:D :D :D :D

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by greggerypeccary on Nov 8th, 2019 at 7:07am

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Ye Grappler on Nov 8th, 2019 at 11:25pm
Justin Case...

Rider Welle...

Haywood Jablome...




Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by .JaSin. on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:26am
Some good new Aussie ones coming out.
Barcaldine (Jones)
Kiama.   (Smith)
Wimmera. (Nguyen)
Narellan. (Lee)
Tura (Ahmed)

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Hebe on Nov 9th, 2019 at 1:47pm
Some real names of people I met in America - Jannifer, Aric, Rone.  A real name of a kid I actually know here - Roxy Ray Ritson.  :o

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by cods on Nov 9th, 2019 at 3:17pm
giving a child a name they will have to spell forever  is enough to drive you mad......years ago a man who lived in our street was called Sir Smith..his brother was called Earl Smith...now Sirs second name was Fredrick...one day a guy came looking for him   knocked on our door and asked did Sir Fredrick Smith live there....my mum told him  where he lived but that he wasnt a Knight...lol the guy was a debt collector...he said I will call him Fred Smith and he can do what he likes with it...lolol.... the street had a good laugh at his expense....

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Bobby. on Nov 9th, 2019 at 3:40pm
What about the most popular names?

https://www.newidea.com.au/top-baby-names-in-australia-for-2019

Top girls names in Australia

    Charlotte
    Olivia
    Ava
    Amelia
    Mia
    Isla
    Grace
    Ella
    Chloe
    Harper
    Zoe
    Sophie
    Evie
    Evelyn
    Isabella
    Ruby
    Emily
    Ivy
    Lily
    Willow
    Matilda
    Lucy
    Sophia
    Aria
    Georgia
    Sienna
    Scarlett
    Hannah
    Emma
    Zara
    Abigail
    Isabelle
    Audrey
    Layla
    Mila
    Eva
    Violet
    Alice
    Hazel
    Piper
    Ellie
    Mackenzie
    Poppy
    Annabelle
    Sofia
    Maya
    Savannah
    Penelope
    Frankie
    Maddison

Top boys names in Australia

    Oliver
    William
    Jack
    Noah
    Thomas
    James
    Lucas
    Henry
    Ethan
    Mason
    Charlie
    Leo
    Harrison
    Liam
    Alexander
    Hunter
    Lachlan
    Samuel
    Hudson
    Levi
    Harry
    Max
    Oscar
    Harvey
    Elijah
    Xavier
    Isaac
    Cooper
    Logan
    Jacob
    Benjamin
    Joshua
    Archie
    Archer
    George
    Ryan
    Sebastian
    Theodore
    Lincoln
    Arlo
    Jackson
    Eli
    Finn
    Riley
    Patrick
    Daniel
    Hugo
    Connor
    Jaxon
    Luca

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by cods on Nov 9th, 2019 at 4:42pm
I wanted my grandson to be called oliver   I love the name Ollie...sniff sniff.. no he wasnt called ollie..

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Agnes on Nov 9th, 2019 at 5:03pm
the couple next door to me named their son Oliver- he is about 4 now and he is a brat- but loveable- i must say- his sisters name is London- they are lovely as a couple-

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Setanta on Nov 9th, 2019 at 6:21pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 5:03pm:
the couple next door to me named their son Oliver- he is about 4 now and he is a brat- but loveable- i must say- his sisters name is London- they are lovely as a couple-


Please sir, can I have another name?

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Gordon on Nov 9th, 2019 at 6:38pm
In Vietnamese the word London sounds like black c.... (vagina)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Agnes on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:18pm
you love everything vietnamese dont you Gordy ?

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Gordon on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:19pm

Agnes wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:18pm:
you love everything vietnamese dont you Gordy ?


No. I worked their for a few years, plenty not to like such as what they do to dogs :(

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by .JaSin. on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:48pm
Only a few Gary's were born in the last 30 years.
It's a dying breed being a Gary,
like being one of the last Centurians.

...I remember Gary. KB in his left hand, BBQ tongs in his right. Cricket on the AM Radio. Thongs, stubbie shorts, flanny shirt. Usually found hanging out with his Maori mate Ka or putting on a barbie for the weekend for anyone interested. He never found himself cooking alone.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Gordon on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:53pm

Jasin wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Only a few Gary's were born in the last 30 years.
It's a dying breed being a Gary,
like being one of the last Centurians.

...I remember Gary. KB in his left hand, BBQ tongs in his right. Cricket on the AM Radio. Thongs, stubbie shorts, flanny shirt. Usually found hanging out with his Maori mate Ka or putting on a barbie for the weekend for anyone interested. He never found himself cooking alone.


I wonder if there are many Garys in Burpengary.

Hey Gary.....BURP

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by AiA on Nov 10th, 2019 at 11:49pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Only a few Gary's were born in the last 30 years.
It's a dying breed being a Gary,
like being one of the last Centurians.

...I remember Gary. KB in his left hand, BBQ tongs in his right. Cricket on the AM Radio. Thongs, stubbie shorts, flanny shirt. Usually found hanging out with his Maori mate Ka or putting on a barbie for the weekend for anyone interested. He never found himself cooking alone.


I wonder if there are many Garys in Burpengary.

Hey Gary.....BURP


I knew a Gary in Japan and felt sorry for the man for having such an unfortunate name as it sounds like the Japanese word for diarrhoea.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by .JaSin. on Nov 11th, 2019 at 6:40pm

AiA wrote on Nov 10th, 2019 at 11:49pm:

Gordon wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:53pm:

Jasin wrote on Nov 9th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Only a few Gary's were born in the last 30 years.
It's a dying breed being a Gary,
like being one of the last Centurians.

...I remember Gary. KB in his left hand, BBQ tongs in his right. Cricket on the AM Radio. Thongs, stubbie shorts, flanny shirt. Usually found hanging out with his Maori mate Ka or putting on a barbie for the weekend for anyone interested. He never found himself cooking alone.


I wonder if there are many Garys in Burpengary.

Hey Gary.....BURP


I knew a Gary in Japan and felt sorry for the man for having such an unfortunate name as it sounds like the Japanese word for diarrhoea.

That's terrible.
Considering the Japanese language, when spoken, sounds like someone is constipated and trying to take a dump in the first place. They always try to push their words out of their arses with some effort.

Did you hear that Japanese women are standing up for the right to wear their 'glasses' at work!? Yep - the stupidity of the Japanese can be astounding. Must be a lack of variation in their gene pool. ::)

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by betty on Nov 14th, 2019 at 8:34pm
Some women love to wear glasses and it comes down to a cultural thing .

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by UnSubRocky on Nov 16th, 2019 at 12:09am
One of my babymamas decided to call her daughter "Blossom". I thought "WTF???" If I was less of a deadbeat dad, I would have told her off for that silly name.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by betty on Nov 16th, 2019 at 10:59am
A babymama huh? Oh well then I guess the poor baby is stuck with that name now?

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Sprintcyclist on Nov 16th, 2019 at 12:23pm
Hillary

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by it_is_the_light on Nov 16th, 2019 at 12:53pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 16th, 2019 at 12:23pm:
Hillary


Adam Schiff ?

another weird name is Ed Buck ..




https://truepundit.com/clinton-whistleblower-feds-probe-adam-schiff-dressed-like-egyptian-at-bizarre-sacrafice-parties-at-ed-bucks-meth-mansion/



Clinton WhistleBlower: FEDS Probe Adam Schiff Dressed like Egyptian at Bizarre “Sacrafice” Parties at Ed Buck’s >>>Meth Mansion<<<

Embattled Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff was dressed in ancient-Egyptian-themed garb at two wild costume parties at Ed Buck’s meth and sex mansion, according to a Clinton Whistleblower and insider.

And the FBI is probing Schiff, who is now the target of a federal investigation focused on the Congressman’s more-than-frequent trips to Ed Buck’s meth mansion.

Buck is a high-profile, millionaire Democratic benefactor who has contributed and bundled large amounts of cash to Democrats including Schiff, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Kamala Harris and the list goes on and on. Buck was arrested last month after a nearly-dead man escaped from Buck’s home after Buck allegedly plied him with meth.

Larry Nichols is the consumate DC insider and operator. In fact, Bill Clinton in his biography described Nichols as a dangerous man. Clinton would know because Nichols spearheaded many of Clinton’s political black-bag Ops in Arkansas and Washington D.C for the Clinton cartel and beyond before he turned whistleblower.

Nichols revealed on his weekly news show on CrowdSource the Truth that federal agents have traced Congressman Schiff at Buck’s drug mansion over a dozen times. And during two costume parties at the meth mansion, Schiff was dressed in ancient Egyptian garb.

Nichols said the parties had an “Egyptian sacrafice” vibe and attendees were dressed according to the bizarre theme.

“This guy (Schiff) is kinky,” Nichols said.

We can make a leap here that party goers were likely worshipping pyramids of meth.

But what was Schiff doing there, Nichols has asked.

Two men previously died at Buck’s mansion from drug overdoses but Buck was never charged by Los Angeles Police. Finally, Buck was charged in Sept. with running a drug house and doping up victims and then allegedly acting out his twisted sexual fantasies on the incapacitated victims, according to prosecutors.

Buck targeted homeless men, according to prosecutors.

Nichols said Schiff, like Buck, is under investigation.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by Sprintcyclist on Nov 16th, 2019 at 4:31pm
Adam and Ed are very normal

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by UnSubRocky on Nov 16th, 2019 at 4:32pm

betty wrote on Nov 16th, 2019 at 10:59am:
A babymama huh? Oh well then I guess the poor baby is stuck with that name now?


Not unless her mother has changed it by now.

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by wombatwoody on Nov 24th, 2019 at 9:32pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 22nd, 2007 at 1:13pm:
Often wondered if a kid could sue the parents for a weird name.
The "damage" it could cause ?


Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by .JaSin. on Nov 24th, 2019 at 11:13pm
Hung Long from Huongville in Sydney

Title: Re: weird baby names
Post by The Heartless Felon on Nov 29th, 2019 at 3:11pm
Just saw this, one of the people who profited from the rebuilding of London after the Great Fire of 1666 was named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone.

His dad was a preacher named Praise God Barebone...

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