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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> Chat >> Jokes- courtesy of stormfront http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1182075880 Message started by AusNat on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:24pm

Title: Jokes- courtesy of stormfront
Post by AusNat on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:24pm

How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A Jew dropped 10 cents down a rabbit hole! ;D

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by sprintcyclist on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:32pm

hhahahahhaha

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by AusNat on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:43pm

Why did god give seagulls wings?

To beat the Arabs to the Tip!

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by AusNat on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:44pm

What do you throw to a muslim who is drowning in the middle of a lake?

The rest of his family! ;D

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by Larry(Guest) on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 8:59pm

Q-what goes -black white-black white-black white?

A- A blackfella and a seagull fighting over a chip.

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by pender on Jun 17^th, 2007 at 10:38pm

what do you do when you see an arab on a bike.

chase after it, its probably yours.

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by AusNat on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 5:32pm

How do you get 50 Abo's into the boot of a car?

Throw in a welfare cheque.

How do you get them out?

Throw in a job application. ;D

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by AusNat on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 5:35pm

Whats long, black and smelly?

The line at centrelink. ;D

Why are camels called ''the ships of the desert''?

Because they are full of arab semen.

Two lebs jump off a cliff, who wins?

Society

What do you call a leb in a suit?

The defendant

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by pender on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 6:01pm

this abo was walking down the street and i noticed he was wearing only one thong, so i asked him

"mate did ya lose a thong?"

he replied

"na mate found one"

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by AusNat on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 6:31pm

Why did the Leb cross the road?

To bash the chicken.

Why did 20 Lebs cross the road?

The chicken was winning ;D

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by DonaldTrump on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 6:42pm

Ausnat wrote on Jun 18^th, 2007 at 6:31pm:

Why did the Leb cross the road?

To bash the chicken.

Why did 20 Lebs cross the road?

The chicken was winning ;D